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#10741 Kaamos

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 03:29 PM

Spoilsport Stonny, on 21 February 2014 - 02:56 PM, said:

First ever ballet tonight with the missus. It's a contemporary ballet, about vampires. Spooky.

Do they sparkle or wear kilts?

#10742 Spoilsport Stonny

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 03:41 PM

Kaamos, on 21 February 2014 - 03:29 PM, said:

Spoilsport Stonny, on 21 February 2014 - 02:56 PM, said:

First ever ballet tonight with the missus. It's a contemporary ballet, about vampires. Spooky.

Do they sparkle or wear kilts?

I will be sure to let you know. I think there is an element of self-awareness about this one. The guy who wrote it has a pretty good sense of humor.

Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.

#10743 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 21 February 2014 - 09:45 PM

Spoilsport Stonny, on 21 February 2014 - 03:41 PM, said:

Kaamos, on 21 February 2014 - 03:29 PM, said:

Spoilsport Stonny, on 21 February 2014 - 02:56 PM, said:

First ever ballet tonight with the missus. It's a contemporary ballet, about vampires. Spooky.

Do they sparkle or wear kilts?

I will be sure to let you know. I think there is an element of self-awareness about this one. The guy who wrote it has a pretty good sense of humor.

As long as there are were-dolphins involved, right Kaamos?

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#10744 Spoilsport Stonny

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Posted 22 February 2014 - 04:07 AM

Ballet was awesome. It had a little twist to the end. The girl who joined a big city ballet company full of vampires realized they were vampires. Her love, who chased her after she fled and attempted suicide finally caught up to her and it turns out...he wuz vampire all along. So he bites her and she convulses. Curtain.

I wanted to poop during it just so i could say i pooped at the ballet. Wife wasn't having it. Still, i farted. What a twist!

This post has been edited by Spoilsport Stonny: 22 February 2014 - 04:07 AM

#10745 Messremb

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Posted 22 February 2014 - 06:00 PM

Kaamos, on 30 January 2014 - 12:25 PM, said:

Otherwise feel welcome to visit also the Northern Water Tribe's grand city of ice and share a few pints of koskenkorva! Our shamans have spiced it with some intriguing herbs that may induce visions of rainbow pegasi and pink alicorns even without watching Friendship is Magic.

We flew in to Rovaniemi so a little far South for that I'm afraid. I didn't try koskenkorva (not being a vodka-style drinks fan) instead I have fallen for Lakka. Now trying to source some in the UK for when I finish off this bottle.

"see that stranger's arm crushing the life from him - do you understand? Not an eternal prison for Messremb"

#10746 Spoilsport Stonny

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Posted 24 February 2014 - 02:32 PM

Yo, it be my burfday, and ain't nuffin gonna break-a muh stride. Ain't nuffin gonna hold me down. Oh no! I got to keep a-movin'.

#10747 Abyss

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Posted 24 February 2014 - 02:55 PM

Spoilsport Stonny, on 22 February 2014 - 04:07 AM, said:

SPOILERS!!!

THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT

#10748 worry

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Posted 24 February 2014 - 09:51 PM

Really good reading...A Tale of Two Ellens: http://www.autostrad...-ellens-224185/

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#10749 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 25 February 2014 - 01:14 AM

Summer leave granted, we're going to the USA!

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#10750 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 26 February 2014 - 10:17 AM

Briar King, on 26 February 2014 - 04:09 AM, said:

Tiste Brent Not Abyss Weeks Simeon, on 25 February 2014 - 01:14 AM, said:

Summer leave granted, we're going to the USA!

We don't want you here since you rooted for our downfall in the Olympics! Nah I'm just fucking with you.

Or am I?

Awww... The only reason I'm coming is on the off chance of running into you...

Your country is small enough that this is a possibility right?

This post has been edited by Tiste Brent Not Abyss Weeks Simeon: 26 February 2014 - 10:18 AM

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#10751 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 28 February 2014 - 09:50 PM

FLIGHTS BOOKED TO THE USA THIS SUMMER, SO FREAKING PSYCHED!

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#10752 Traveller

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Posted 28 February 2014 - 10:02 PM

New Godzilla trailer.

So that's the story. And what was the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge.

#10753 Dutch

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Posted 28 February 2014 - 11:41 PM

Tiste Brent Not Abyss Weeks Simeon, on 28 February 2014 - 09:50 PM, said:

FLIGHTS BOOKED TO THE USA THIS SUMMER, SO FREAKING PSYCHED!

Awesome, you are going to love it Tiste.

I sure did last October when I went for the first time and I am going again this fall

Sappers have a saying, he muttered. "Wide eyed stupid"

#10754 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 01 March 2014 - 01:52 PM

I used to work in CA so I am well excited about going back!

This post has been edited by Tiste Brent Not Abyss Weeks Simeon: 01 March 2014 - 08:43 PM

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#10755 Gryllen

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Posted 01 March 2014 - 06:32 PM

crispy crumbling waffles, have to bake them myself though

#10756 Kaamos

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Posted 01 March 2014 - 10:45 PM

Tiste Brent Not Abyss Weeks Simeon, on 21 February 2014 - 09:45 PM, said:

As long as there are were-dolphins involved, right Kaamos?

Of course; no woman can resist the seduction of those princes of the wide seas!
Although, a were-octopus might be even more exotic and exciting...

Spoilsport Stonny, on 22 February 2014 - 04:07 AM, said:

Ballet was awesome.

Haha glad it turned out good.

Messremb, on 22 February 2014 - 06:00 PM, said:

Uuf lakkalikööri is awesome (in small quantities, as nobody likes a hangover). Hope you enjoyed your stay and had many amiable encounters with the friendlier mountain trolls!