Whats making you happy right now

#10771 Tiste Simeon

Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon

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Location:T'North

Posted 07 March 2014 - 05:13 PM

Kaamos, on 07 March 2014 - 05:00 PM, said:

Illuyankas, on 06 March 2014 - 05:22 AM, said:

Pfft, I ejaculate so hard I could break a dolphin spine.

A-ha, so this is why all these dolphins are drifting dead onto the shore...

Brings a whole new meaning to the term "blow hole"...

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#10772 Macros

D'ivers Fuckwits

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Posted 07 March 2014 - 05:23 PM

Also

http://www.harmlessl...phins/r_faq.htm

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#10773 Kaamos

EW, SHIPPER

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Location:Finland

Posted 07 March 2014 - 05:28 PM

Macros, on 07 March 2014 - 05:23 PM, said:

Also

http://www.harmlessl...phins/r_faq.htm

"Do not approach wild dolphins and certainly do not attempt to interact with them inappropriately."
Good advice for Illy.

#10774 Illuyankas

Retro Classic

Group: The Hateocracy of Truth
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Will cluck you up

Posted 07 March 2014 - 06:24 PM

THAT DOLPHIN CAME ONTO ME... on porpoise

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#10775 Macros

D'ivers Fuckwits

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Posted 07 March 2014 - 06:27 PM

That's quite a tail, sounds fishy to me

2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"

#10776 worry

Master of the Deck

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Location:the buried west

Posted 07 March 2014 - 08:01 PM

dolphinsex.org was one of my favorite weird internet finds back in the day, but it has sadly been defunct for years now. Predates tubgirl, lemonparty, all that crazy stuff afaik.

I did a search and found it archived though: http://archive.is/1p8y7

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#10777 Ukjent

First Sword

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Location:North, sweet north.

Posted 07 March 2014 - 08:18 PM

That was something special..

#10778 Kaamos

EW, SHIPPER

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Posted 07 March 2014 - 09:19 PM

This post has been edited by Kaamos: 07 March 2014 - 09:28 PM

#10779 Grimjust Bearegular

Irregular Bacon Berserker Medic of the Abyssmal Army

Group: Malazan Artist
Posts: 1,638
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Location:Vault 101
Interests:MAFIA, drawing and writing.
Godless killing machine - and proud of it!

Also, braaaaiiiinnnnzzzzzzzz!

Posted 07 March 2014 - 09:49 PM

Possibly Brent Weeks, on 07 March 2014 - 11:31 AM, said:

Grimjust Bearegular, on 06 March 2014 - 09:45 AM, said:

I went to Canada last week and visited Bioware. Those guys are awesome!

GIVES ME ALL YOUR KNOWLEDGES.

AND YOUR JOB.

I AM ENVIOUS.

Can't, I'm sworn to secrecy! I signed several contracts written in code...with my own blood! If I breathe a word of what I learned they'll use my blood to clone me, train my clone as an assassin and then send it to kill me... I think.

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#10780 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 08 March 2014 - 08:06 AM

Grimjust Bearegular, on 07 March 2014 - 09:49 PM, said:

Possibly Brent Weeks, on 07 March 2014 - 11:31 AM, said:

Grimjust Bearegular, on 06 March 2014 - 09:45 AM, said:

I went to Canada last week and visited Bioware. Those guys are awesome!

GIVES ME ALL YOUR KNOWLEDGES.

AND YOUR JOB.

I AM ENVIOUS.

10/10 would watch the film version of this.

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#10781 Grimjust Bearegular

Irregular Bacon Berserker Medic of the Abyssmal Army

Group: Malazan Artist
Posts: 1,638
Joined: 20-July 06
Location:Vault 101
Interests:MAFIA, drawing and writing.
Godless killing machine - and proud of it!

Also, braaaaiiiinnnnzzzzzzzz!

Posted 08 March 2014 - 09:04 AM

Tiste Brent Not Abyss Weeks Simeon, on 08 March 2014 - 08:06 AM, said:

Grimjust Bearegular, on 07 March 2014 - 09:49 PM, said:

Possibly Brent Weeks, on 07 March 2014 - 11:31 AM, said:

Grimjust Bearegular, on 06 March 2014 - 09:45 AM, said:

I went to Canada last week and visited Bioware. Those guys are awesome!

GIVES ME ALL YOUR KNOWLEDGES.

AND YOUR JOB.

I AM ENVIOUS.

10/10 would watch the film version of this.

Bioware knows.

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#10782 Tiste Simeon

Faith, Heavy Metal & Bacon

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Location:T'North

Posted 09 March 2014 - 05:44 PM

TRIPLE CROWN BABY! (Suck it Welshies!)

A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#10783 Grimjust Bearegular

Irregular Bacon Berserker Medic of the Abyssmal Army

Group: Malazan Artist
Posts: 1,638
Joined: 20-July 06
Location:Vault 101
Interests:MAFIA, drawing and writing.
Godless killing machine - and proud of it!

Also, braaaaiiiinnnnzzzzzzzz!

Posted 10 March 2014 - 09:16 AM

Went to my first Backstreet Boys-concert last night, then decided to go to the afterparty. Missed the last bus home, my phone died and I had to walk 40 minutes alone in the middle of the night to my nearest friend.

TOTALLY FUCKING WORTH IT!!!!!!!

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

#10784 worry

Master of the Deck

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Posted 10 March 2014 - 06:08 PM

Grimjust Bearegular, on 10 March 2014 - 09:16 AM, said:

You just showed us the meaning of being lonely.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#10785 Abyss

abyssus abyssum invocat

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Location:The call is coming from inside the house!!!!
Interests:Interesting.

Posted 10 March 2014 - 06:18 PM

Grimjust Bearegular, on 10 March 2014 - 09:16 AM, said:

1995 called, it wants its relevance back.

worry, on 10 March 2014 - 06:08 PM, said:

You just showed us the meaning of being lonely.

Dammit worry, do you know how hard it is to get leftover eggplant curry out of my keyboard....

THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT

#10786 Abyss

abyssus abyssum invocat

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Location:The call is coming from inside the house!!!!
Interests:Interesting.

Posted 10 March 2014 - 06:19 PM

Tiste Brent Not Abyss Weeks Simeon, on 08 March 2014 - 08:06 AM, said:

Grimjust Bearegular, on 07 March 2014 - 09:49 PM, said:

Possibly Brent Weeks, on 07 March 2014 - 11:31 AM, said:

Grimjust Bearegular, on 06 March 2014 - 09:45 AM, said:

I went to Canada last week and visited Bioware. Those guys are awesome!

GIVES ME ALL YOUR KNOWLEDGES.

AND YOUR JOB.

I AM ENVIOUS.

10/10 would watch the film version of this.

I'd read the book.

THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT

#10787 Ukjent

First Sword

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Posted 10 March 2014 - 09:24 PM

Grimjust Bearegular, on 10 March 2014 - 09:16 AM, said:

Then you learned your lesson, But was it good? the girl next door are watching 'em now.

#10788 Gwynn ap Nudd

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Posted 11 March 2014 - 01:32 AM

Grimjust Bearegular, on 07 March 2014 - 09:49 PM, said:

Possibly Brent Weeks, on 07 March 2014 - 11:31 AM, said:

Grimjust Bearegular, on 06 March 2014 - 09:45 AM, said:

I went to Canada last week and visited Bioware. Those guys are awesome!

GIVES ME ALL YOUR KNOWLEDGES.

AND YOUR JOB.

I AM ENVIOUS.

SOunds nasty, most of the contracts I see only go so far as to say "If you say anything about this we will eat your children."

#10789 Puck

Mausetöter

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Posted 11 March 2014 - 05:55 PM

We went to the Body Worlds exhibition with my life drawing course today, and it was awesome

The lighting was crap for drawing, though

Still, got some good sketches done

Puck was not birthed, she was cleaved from a lava flow and shaped by a fierce god's hands. - [worry]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]

#10790 Grimjust Bearegular

Irregular Bacon Berserker Medic of the Abyssmal Army

Group: Malazan Artist
Posts: 1,638
Joined: 20-July 06
Location:Vault 101
Interests:MAFIA, drawing and writing.
Godless killing machine - and proud of it!

Also, braaaaiiiinnnnzzzzzzzz!

Posted 11 March 2014 - 11:47 PM

Abyss, on 10 March 2014 - 06:18 PM, said:

Grimjust Bearegular, on 10 March 2014 - 09:16 AM, said:

1995 called, it wants its relevance back.

worry, on 10 March 2014 - 06:08 PM, said:

You just showed us the meaning of being lonely.

Dammit worry, do you know how hard it is to get leftover eggplant curry out of my keyboard....

You're jelly, all of you!

Graablick, on 10 March 2014 - 09:24 PM, said:

Grimjust Bearegular, on 10 March 2014 - 09:16 AM, said:

Then you learned your lesson, But was it good? the girl next door are watching 'em now.

It was fanfuckingtastic, one of the better shows I've been to

Gwynn ap Nudd, on 11 March 2014 - 01:32 AM, said:

Grimjust Bearegular, on 07 March 2014 - 09:49 PM, said:

Possibly Brent Weeks, on 07 March 2014 - 11:31 AM, said:

Grimjust Bearegular, on 06 March 2014 - 09:45 AM, said:

I went to Canada last week and visited Bioware. Those guys are awesome!

GIVES ME ALL YOUR KNOWLEDGES.

AND YOUR JOB.

I AM ENVIOUS.

SOunds nasty, most of the contracts I see only go so far as to say "If you say anything about this we will eat your children."

It probably said that too, didn't really read the fine print.

Things and stuffs...and other important objects.

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