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Whats making you happy right now

#10694 User is offline   TheRetiredBridgeburner 

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Posted 31 January 2014 - 08:17 PM

View PostKaamos, on 31 January 2014 - 11:05 AM, said:



Too grim. Cannot cope Posted Image
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#10695 User is offline   Messremb 

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Posted 02 February 2014 - 05:44 PM

Flying to Belfast on Tuesday back Weds, Friday I'll be spending in Bristol and Cardiff, all on the company. Subsistence allowances covers £20 for eating out or a 3 course meal in the hotel with half a bottle of wine. Nowhere does it say you have to have a standard wine. Most expensive bottle on the wine list here I come.
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#10696 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 02 February 2014 - 09:36 PM

Man if I still lived in Cardiff I'd come& join you with that bottle! ;)
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#10697 User is offline   Ukjent 

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Posted 04 February 2014 - 08:50 AM

Going to visit a firm and get a free lunch, wohei.
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#10698 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 04 February 2014 - 10:47 AM

Mate at work took yesterday off so he could watch the Stupor Bowl.

Did I mention he's a mad Denver fan?

I kept an eye on the live score updates and the texts I sent him and his increasingly desperate replies helped me through a rather icky Monday morning. I'm still chuckling. :)

This post has been edited by Sombra: 04 February 2014 - 10:48 AM

"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

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#10699 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 04 February 2014 - 12:53 PM

Birthday steak with my wife tonight! :)
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#10700 User is offline   Spoilsport Stonny 

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Posted 04 February 2014 - 02:55 PM

I was going to put this in the messin with my groove thread, but my groove cannot be messed with. I'm so psyched that I'm not going to let the guy who ran a stop sign where my children's bus stop is located, and after I mouthed the word "asshole" he got out of his truck and tried to get in my face, ruin everything.

Three things kept me from pounding the ever-loving snot out of this guy and they are as follows:

1. It's potentially horrifying for little girls to see their dad in a fight. Also, one never knows who will come armed to a fist fight, and any guy willing to stop his vehicle in the middle of the road to make up for his lack of substantial genitalia vis a vis fisticuffs is probably willing to take it to the next level.

2. I haven't been in a fight in over 10 years. Who knows if I could have taken this guy? Then I'm in the hospital, or police station (he was the aggressor cuz he got out of his truck and approached me, but not everyone would see it that way) and I don't have the freedom to go getting into fights; I got a family to take care of.

3. I get to interview Jack Gantos today. This is the main reason I am so pumped about today. I don't wanna screw it up or show up with a split lip or black eye to the school where he is speaking. Gotta be professional when you meet a successful writer.

Anyway, so hopefully my wisdom and patience wins the day, and this interview goes over well, cuz I REALLY wanted to fuck that guy up.

This post has been edited by Spoilsport Stonny: 04 February 2014 - 02:56 PM

Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
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#10701 User is offline   Stormcat 

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Posted 04 February 2014 - 10:23 PM

My husband just got offered a huge promotion that will pay 20,000 more a year. Posted Image
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#10702 User is offline   Ukjent 

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 08:05 AM

Congratz!
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#10703 User is offline   Dolmen 2.0 

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 08:15 AM

WOW, congrats Stormcat. That's so awesome.

I got an interview today that may see me working for a large architecture firm. Been waiting for a chance like this since I graduated and I am freaking out, but in a good way...I think. Anyways I'm super excited!
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#10704 User is offline   TheRetiredBridgeburner 

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 08:21 AM

Congrats Stormcat!

Typing test with an agency went really well yesterday so the job hunt is on! Essentially there's plenty to like about my current job except the fact the workflow is so inconsistent and that I work with a bunch of passive-aggressive territorial secretaries who are little better than children. I'm a float, so I cover for them in all departments when they're sick/on holiday/too busy, and there's a lot of bad feeling from a couple in particular who feel nobody can do their work except them. It's a very bitchy, nasty environment and between that and the terminal boredom I've had enough.

After a couple of years of lack of steady jobs, it's nice to be in the position of job hunting whilst having a job so I can hold out for something that's good rather than being desperate so taking anything that comes my way.
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#10705 User is offline   Ukjent 

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 09:13 AM

Found out there may be a hope in satan what I can get into to the master studies I'm considering. But then again the pay as an engineer isn't that bad.
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#10706 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 11:09 AM

Wow Stormcat good news! I presume a shopping trip is on the horizon?
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#10707 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 10:45 PM

http://pornhubcommen...valentines.com/

It's exactly what you imagine.
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#10708 User is offline   Stormcat 

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 11:04 PM

View PostTiste Brent Not Abyss Weeks Simeon, on 05 February 2014 - 11:09 AM, said:

Wow Stormcat good news! I presume a shopping trip is on the horizon?


Just think of all the books! I am buying my whole Amazon wish list! Plus I get to tell people I am banging a rocket scientist. Life is good.
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#10709 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 11:12 PM

Is your man up for some non-sexual polyamory?
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#10710 User is offline   Stormcat 

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 11:27 PM

Yes. And we are totally up for a non sexual sister wife. :) or I could introduce you around the aerospace office and you could catch yourself a fine nerd like I did. :)
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#10711 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 05 February 2014 - 11:31 PM

I'd be more like a sister-husband. Maybe more like a house husband. But it'd be my house. So perhaps even more like a penpal to whom he sends monthly checks.
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#10712 User is offline   TheRetiredBridgeburner 

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Posted 08 February 2014 - 06:57 PM

The above is sounding very Aiel all of a sudden....

Happy? The other half picked Gardens of the Moon back up recently and having nearly finished, he declared today "You know it's way more interesting than I thought it was, can I borrow number two?"

This was after spending the first five minutes of the book telling me everything that was wrong with it and seemingly determined to hate it on principle.

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#10713 User is offline   Sheve 

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Posted 09 February 2014 - 01:07 AM

Going to be a father.
They may cut your dick in half
And serve it to a pig
And though it hurts, you'll laugh
And dance a dickless jig
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