Posted 04 February 2014 - 02:55 PM
I was going to put this in the messin with my groove thread, but my groove cannot be messed with. I'm so psyched that I'm not going to let the guy who ran a stop sign where my children's bus stop is located, and after I mouthed the word "asshole" he got out of his truck and tried to get in my face, ruin everything.
Three things kept me from pounding the ever-loving snot out of this guy and they are as follows:
1. It's potentially horrifying for little girls to see their dad in a fight. Also, one never knows who will come armed to a fist fight, and any guy willing to stop his vehicle in the middle of the road to make up for his lack of substantial genitalia vis a vis fisticuffs is probably willing to take it to the next level.
2. I haven't been in a fight in over 10 years. Who knows if I could have taken this guy? Then I'm in the hospital, or police station (he was the aggressor cuz he got out of his truck and approached me, but not everyone would see it that way) and I don't have the freedom to go getting into fights; I got a family to take care of.
3. I get to interview
Jack Gantos today. This is the main reason I am so pumped about today. I don't wanna screw it up or show up with a split lip or black eye to the school where he is speaking. Gotta be professional when you meet a successful writer.
Anyway, so hopefully my wisdom and patience wins the day, and this interview goes over well, cuz I REALLY wanted to fuck that guy up.
This post has been edited by Spoilsport Stonny: 04 February 2014 - 02:56 PM
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