Whats making you happy right now

#10541 Tsundoku

A what?

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Posted 17 December 2013 - 09:35 AM

http://wwos.ninemsn....aspx?id=8772703

Plus, 1 more day of work then I'm on holidays until Jan 14.

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#10542 Gothos

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Posted 17 December 2013 - 09:39 AM

Satan, on 17 December 2013 - 08:56 AM, said:

That, coupled with being the ugliest footballer in Britain since Luke Chadwick,

What about Peter Crouch?

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#10543 Satan

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Posted 17 December 2013 - 12:38 PM

Gothos, on 17 December 2013 - 09:39 AM, said:

Satan, on 17 December 2013 - 08:56 AM, said:

That, coupled with being the ugliest footballer in Britain since Luke Chadwick,

What about Peter Crouch?

What? Crouchy doesn't hold a candle to Chadwick and Flanno!

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#10544 Illuyankas

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Posted 17 December 2013 - 02:41 PM

Ha, just remembered Crouch's reply to an interviewer asking what he'd be if he wasn't a footballer: "A virgin."

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#10545 Spoilsport Stonny

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Posted 17 December 2013 - 04:56 PM

I know the vast majority of y'all like to drink scotch, but I myself am a gin man, and I am currently enjoying this little treat that has been distilled in my home state:

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Its fucking phenomenal neat, or mixed with tonic and lime (my preference). And its making me VERY happy.

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#10546 Grief

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Posted 18 December 2013 - 12:37 PM

After barely any sleep last night, my exams are done...Gonna go collapse about now, but I'm sure I'll be happy after that.

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful

worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).

#10547 Gothos

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Posted 18 December 2013 - 01:43 PM

The gf got me Gardens of the Moon for my birthday. It will be a while before I dive into it (reading another series right now and I wouldn't want to lose track), but that's pretty great - haven't read that book in at least 6-7 years since my copy never made it back from someone I lent it to.

It might have the american cover, but it's the thought that counts!

#10548 stone monkey

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Posted 18 December 2013 - 08:00 PM

My boss bought me a set of Glenfiddich whisky samplers for Christmas - a 12, a 15 and an 18. I've never tried the 18 year old before, so I'm intrigued, but I suspect they shall all be amusing.

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#10549 King Lear

Une belle quelquesomething sans merci

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Posted 18 December 2013 - 08:07 PM

Christmas tree, wrapping presents, stealing christmas recipes from my mother, and this is the first year in three years I'm not working at a gift shop over Christmas

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#10550 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 07:45 AM

stone monkey, on 18 December 2013 - 08:00 PM, said:

My boss bought me a set of Glenfiddich whisky samplers for Christmas - a 12, a 15 and an 18. I've never tried the 18 year old before, so I'm intrigued, but I suspect they shall all be amusing.

I found the 18 to have quite a harsh taste (if I recall correctly) compared to the smoother 15...

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#10551 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 09:24 AM

Of some of you could recommend some good scotch whiskeys to me! I am looking to get my brother nice of for xmas... PM me any ideas!!

one more day till 2 weeks leave... CANT WAIT!

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#10552 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 02:19 PM

Centz do you know what he currently likes already and what is your budget? Vast array as you might imagine...

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#10553 Centzon Totochtin

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 09:34 PM

No idea what he likes, budget is $100-$200 AUD

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#10554 King Lear

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Posted 19 December 2013 - 11:34 PM

Packages arriving are the best.

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#10555 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 20 December 2013 - 06:38 AM

Centzon Totochtin, on 19 December 2013 - 09:34 PM, said:

No idea what he likes, budget is $100-$200 AUD

According to my currency converter app that works out about £50-100 so yeah there is a massive range. Will have a think but in the meantime browse The Whisky Exchange as you can browse by price etc. They may even have it in AUD but if it is all in Sterling try the 50-100 range.

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#10556 Puck

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Posted 21 December 2013 - 09:52 PM

Had a great day out with a friend. The zoo was closed, unfortunately, so we ended up at the natural history museum and promptly stumbled into their current 'Evolution and Sexuality' exhibition..

To quote my friend: 'Hey, what kind of animal is that? Oh, wait, forget it, that's the penis of a sperm whale.'
Puck: 'Take a look at that dolphin model over there.'
Friend: 'Noooo, I'm never going to see dolphins the same way again!'

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#10557 worry

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 02:00 AM

Got new glasses, new prescription, everything looks wonky. Had my last pair for 13 years, give or take. No headache (yet), but I think I can see through clothes.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#10558 TheRetiredBridgeburner

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 11:32 PM

worry, on 22 December 2013 - 02:00 AM, said:

Got new glasses, new prescription, everything looks wonky. Had my last pair for 13 years, give or take. No headache (yet), but I think I can see through clothes.

Recently had a similar experience... although I feel somewhat shortchanged in that I can't see through anything!

Happy me? I'm car shopping. Time to let the old girl go to the garage in the sky, and I'm amusing myself with all the hilarious colours I could potentially get my model of choice in... I've no idea why but the idea of a car you require sunglasses to look at comfortably tickles me immensely. Posted Image

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#10559 worry

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Posted 22 December 2013 - 11:42 PM

It was a false alarm, I was watching a Cher video.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.

#10560 Fid

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Posted 23 December 2013 - 09:15 AM

Why would one not be happy with this for company this Christmas? I appreciate might not appeal to the veegurns out there - but hey just think, no competition from me for the nut roast