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It's shorthand for 'Congratulations that the lives of you and your partner are in a good enough position that you can reasonably raise a child without utterly fucking yourself', you pedantic pillock.
Whats making you happy right now
#10252
Illuyankas 
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Posted 30 August 2013 - 11:54 AM
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
#10253
rhulad
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Posted 30 August 2013 - 01:49 PM
Solidsnape, on 30 August 2013 - 07:11 AM, said:
rhulad, on 29 August 2013 - 06:50 PM, said:
I'm going to be a Father.
HOLY SHIT.
HOLY SHIT.
Congratulations man. Well done!!
Thanks, it is really unreal that I am going to be a dad. But luckily I have some time to get used to the idea.
#10254
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 31 August 2013 - 05:38 PM
Gwynn ap Nudd, on 30 August 2013 - 04:08 AM, said:
I remembered why I used to listen to jazz. Been spending the evening alternating between Thelonious Monk, Myles Davis and some mellow Diana Krall tunes. Stress gone, super relaxed and I love it.
Get some Ornette Coleman (The Shape of Jazz to Come), Charles Mingus (The Black Saint &the Sinner Lady) & Count Basie (The Atomic Mr Basie) down you!!
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#10255
tiam
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Posted 01 September 2013 - 08:13 AM
rhulad, on 30 August 2013 - 01:49 PM, said:
Solidsnape, on 30 August 2013 - 07:11 AM, said:
rhulad, on 29 August 2013 - 06:50 PM, said:
I'm going to be a Father.
HOLY SHIT.
HOLY SHIT.
Congratulations man. Well done!!
Thanks, it is really unreal that I am going to be a dad. But luckily I have some time to get used to the idea.
Congrats on the new bambino.
In other non grown up news Im still undisputed pub golf champion. Only 9 holes this time but still a win.
#10256
Grimjust Bearegular
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Godless killing machine - and proud of it!
Also, braaaaiiiinnnnzzzzzzzz!
Posted 02 September 2013 - 07:48 AM
My interview with one of the producers from Bioware got great response from the bigwigs at Gamereactor 
Also, I managed to get to and fro London without any major incidents...yay!
Also, I managed to get to and fro London without any major incidents...yay!
Things and stuffs...and other important objects.
#10257
Slow Ben
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Posted 02 September 2013 - 01:18 PM
Labor day! It's Monday morning and I'm sitting on the couch drinking coffee watching Mike and Mike instead of working. Now as long as the poop factory stays asleep....
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
#10258
Lucifer's Heaven
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Posted 02 September 2013 - 05:05 PM
The weekend went really well. I feel like Shiara and I are both awesome hosts and awesome friends.
Three of our friends all had really shit/stressful weeks all for completely different reasons and none of them were in a great mood come Friday. We had all 3 of them around for the night, we got through 8 bottles of wine, some spirits and liquers. There was much chatting and being silly, and mostly there was relaxing and not worrying.
They all had the good night they really needed and they all seemed much better for it.
I am really happy it went so well, glad it seemed to help and proud of our hosting and friend skills
Three of our friends all had really shit/stressful weeks all for completely different reasons and none of them were in a great mood come Friday. We had all 3 of them around for the night, we got through 8 bottles of wine, some spirits and liquers. There was much chatting and being silly, and mostly there was relaxing and not worrying.
They all had the good night they really needed and they all seemed much better for it.
I am really happy it went so well, glad it seemed to help and proud of our hosting and friend skills
"So how'd you save the world?"
"Averted the rapture by drowning the baby Jesus in his own tears"
"Averted the rapture by drowning the baby Jesus in his own tears"
#10259
Raymond Luxury Yacht
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- Interests:Quiet desperation and self-loathing
Posted 05 September 2013 - 06:00 AM
Going to Denver later this Month to visit soem ofm my best friends and go to their baby shower. While there I am going to see Further at Redrocks, which is one of the best concert venues ever.
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#10260
Mezla PigDog
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Posted 05 September 2013 - 12:21 PM
My boss said yesterday that my employers have put me under an unacceptable level of stress and that I don't need to go back to work until Monday. I took this Monday and Tuesday off out of spite anyway. I am currently sat under the apple tree in my garden being sung at by the resident robin (he's also trying to steal my toast but I forgive him). Steak on the BBQ later for dinner and the only serious thing I have to do between now and then is revise for a preliminary phone interview for a job I applied for a couple of weeks back. Ahhhh, in your face responsibilities!
Burn rubber =/= warp speed
#10264
Tiste Simeon
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Posted 08 September 2013 - 07:45 PM
Satan, on 08 September 2013 - 07:19 PM, said:
Clean-shaved ballsack. Been a bit hairy down there for the past few weeks, but yesterday I made space for som grooming time.
Feel breezier now?
Whats making me happy is that in clearing out my wifes granddads house (he is in a home now) my father in law found a bottle of unopened limited edition special reserve Glenfiddich. It could be one of the greatest things I have ever tasted. And as no-one in my wifes family drinks scotch I got the whole bottle. Seriously, I have had good whiskies before but the trumps all of them. Part of me wants to devour the whole bottle in a mindless mouth orgy. But I shall make it last. Once its gone I doubt I will ever get a chance to drink any again. Any Manc Malazites want some let me know.
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
#10265
Macros
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Posted 08 September 2013 - 08:34 PM
just got emperor of thorns on the ebook. Jorg ahoy!
2012
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
#10266
Satan
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Posted 09 September 2013 - 09:09 AM
Tiste Simeon, on 08 September 2013 - 07:45 PM, said:
Satan, on 08 September 2013 - 07:19 PM, said:
Clean-shaved ballsack. Been a bit hairy down there for the past few weeks, but yesterday I made space for som grooming time.
Feel breezier now?
Not breezy - still wearing pants and trousers - but cleaner. Once you start to shave it's very hard to go back to being hairy.
Legalise drugs! And murder!
#10267
Jakovasaurus
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Posted 09 September 2013 - 02:38 PM
#10269
Abyss
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Posted 09 September 2013 - 05:20 PM
Tiste Simeon, on 08 September 2013 - 07:45 PM, said:
...t in clearing out my wifes granddads house (he is in a home now) my father in law found a bottle of unopened limited edition special reserve Glenfiddich. It could be one of the greatest things I have ever tasted. And as no-one in my wifes family drinks scotch I got the whole bottle. Seriously, I have had good whiskies before but the trumps all of them. Part of me wants to devour the whole bottle in a mindless mouth orgy. But I shall make it last. Once its gone I doubt I will ever get a chance to drink any again. Any Manc Malazites want some let me know.
you lucky lucky bastard.
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
#10270
Spoilsport Stonny
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Posted 09 September 2013 - 05:34 PM
Satan, on 09 September 2013 - 09:09 AM, said:
Tiste Simeon, on 08 September 2013 - 07:45 PM, said:
Satan, on 08 September 2013 - 07:19 PM, said:
Clean-shaved ballsack. Been a bit hairy down there for the past few weeks, but yesterday I made space for som grooming time.
Feel breezier now?
Once you start to shave it's very hard to go back to being hairy.
This is so true. I mean, I don't go full Telly Savalas or anything, but keeping a nice fade pays dividends and avoids many a zipped up pube.
Theorizing that one could poop within his own lifetime, Doctor Poopet led an elite group of scientists into the desert to develop a top secret project, known as QUANTUM POOP. Pressured to prove his theories or lose funding, Doctor Poopet, prematurely stepped into the Poop Accelerator and vanished. He awoke to find himself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not his own. Fortunately, contact with his own bowels was made through brainwave transmissions, with Al the Poop Observer, who appeared in the form of a hologram that only Doctor Poopet could see and hear. Trapped in the past, Doctor Poopet finds himself pooping from life to life, pooping things right, that once went wrong and hoping each time, that his next poop will be the poop home.
