Beer vs. Bacon: The age old debate...your vote MATTERS

#161 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 05:50 PM

Are you a repslut perhaps?

Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....

#162 Tremolo

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 05:54 PM

....well, I might be that. What's it to you?

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#163 Sparkimus

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 07:11 PM

Do it Trem, you know in your heart beer is the better choice.

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#164 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 08:21 PM

The only american beers I can remember having is Budweiser, Rolling Rock, and Coors, which were all poo. But like you say, 3 beers is hardly representative, and all 3 are better than Carling to be fair.

Are we including ale as beer here, or just lager?

#165 Obdigore

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 08:36 PM

ale or lager I would think....

Its like the difference between lean or normal bacon...

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 09:31 PM

More like the difference between smoked or unsmoked, and as with bacon, both have their place.

Beer/lager/ale is nice. it gets you merry and loosens inhibitions etc.

But it still couldn't beat bacon with a stick!
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#167 Obdigore

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Posted 20 August 2008 - 09:49 PM

Beer popsicles
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Climb into one of these with the hottie of your choice
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Beer Carton!
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And one of the best beer adds ever!
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#168 eekwibble

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Posted 21 August 2008 - 12:43 AM

In South Africa beer comes in a carton?
PLEASE, people, vote BACON!
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There's a good reason for it:
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BACON WINS!

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#169 frookenhauer

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Posted 21 August 2008 - 12:52 AM

Beer has been getting people laid for centuries...A quality bacon does not possess.

souls are for wimps

#170 eekwibble

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Posted 21 August 2008 - 12:59 AM

frookenhauer;372545 said:

Beer has been getting UGLY people laid for centuries...A quality bacon does not possess.

Rectified with aplomb!

QUOTE (amphibian @ Nov 11 2008) <Rake himself was a huge weight inside Draconus and he didn't go in with an army.>

#171 frookenhauer

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Posted 21 August 2008 - 09:25 AM

eekwibble;372549 said:

Rectified with aplomb!

True, but it also gives the average guy the courage to step forward.

Beer is good and beer is great. Bacon just sits on a god damned plate

souls are for wimps

#172 dktorode

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Posted 21 August 2008 - 09:38 AM

Beer still in the lead?...good

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Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?

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Posted 21 August 2008 - 09:40 AM

Beer...the cause and solution to all of life's problems.

Suck it Errant!

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 11:43 AM

has bacon pulled ahead yet?

No? Good

I think it's decided since Malazanempire.com is obviously a balanced and representative sampling of the world's population.

Beer wins.

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Posted 22 August 2008 - 12:44 PM

Agraba;370111 said:

Beer is just a carbonated drink that doesn't taste as good as most sodas and doesn't get you nearly as drunk as most liquors.

That doesn't sound like beer...that sounds like weak lager, that comes in silly little tins. Real beer comes in bottles, in huge varieties from different local breweries, from all different places!

That's why BEER WINS!