[Terez]

Beer gives you a beer belly. Bacon is evenly distributed over the whole body. Bacon wins.

[eekwibble]

No!

Beer is something that is enjoyed, every day by most people (including me), without a second's thought as to what they are asking for because it is their 'usual'.

Bacon is enjoyed with a heightened sense of expectation because of its' superior smell, taste, appearance and ability to be placed alongside other ingredients and make them into unconquerable feasts, no matter the original intention.

Bacon FTW!









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[frookenhauer]

Beer makes everything attainable, and cushions the blow when reality kicks in

[eekwibble]

frookenhauer;371972 said:

Beer makes everything attainable, and bacon cushions the blow when reality kicks in

Fixed!

[Phillthy]

After seconds of serious thought i have come to the conlusion that i can't decide. Yeah bacon is one of the greatest smells you can wake up to, and one of the greatest tastes, but beer makes other things smell just as good and taste (even though not for long, i mean come on, waking up to the taste of kebab after a heavy night, hmmmmm bleuuurghh time).
So there, prove me wrong, please......

[eekwibble]

Your argument makes no sense, therefore, you are fail, as is your argument!

The smell of beer when you wake in the morning is foul but the smell of bacon is heavenly!

Yet another reason to vote; Bacon.

So much for the reinforcements!

[Lucifer's Heaven]

Morgoth;370355 said:

Beer is the water of life. The golden fludium that not only cures all ailments, but provides allmost all nutrition you need and makes your hair look nicer.

I figure the people voting Bacon are merely americans, which does not really surprise me as american beer is a scourge upon the human race

This is interesting, as one of your cause' loudest supporters is very american and proud of it. This just goes to further prove my next point...

Zanth13;370366 said:

I use to not like the taste of beer RLYacht, then after a year of drinking it straight one day it just started tasting good, and then it got even better... and now it is perhaps the most delicious creation man has ever made

How many of you other beer lovers out there are like this? I don't know a single person who liked the taste of beer the first time they tried it.

Why?

Because no-one actually likes beer. It's tastes like arse (figuratively speaking), it's very probably the reason alcohol got the colloquial name of "piss". Even if it wasn't up against bacon, which is great, beer would most likely have to lose. It's horrible.

You're all just the victims of your own delusional tastes. You spend so long drinking it and trying to believe that it tastes good that you're body just gives up trying to contradict you. You don't have to spend ages eating bacon to realize it's delicious. Using you same methods for "learning to like" beer you could (and probably would) all love drinking muddy water if it was so socially acceptable and got you drunk.

Bacon for the win, just about all other alcohols tastes better than beer and are stronger. Bacon can be replaced, beer should be...



P.S. - Even the little list of Shinrei, an avid beer fan, gives more pros in the favour of bacon, and less cons in the favour of bacon and he forgot to add that you have to spend months drinking arse before beer gets "tasty".

[Adjutant Stormy~]

Lucifer said:

you have to spend months drinking arse before beer gets "tasty".

I'm not sure what YOU'RE drinking, but maybe you should try a nice import, rather than your arse-flavored beer.

[RodeoRanch]

Lucifer said:

Because no-one actually likes beer. It's tastes like arse (figuratively speaking), it's very probably the reason alcohol got the colloquial name of "piss". Even if it wasn't up against bacon, which is great, beer would most likely have to lose. It's horrible.

Banned!

[Sparkimus]

I agree Rodeo, start temp banning these bacon lovers. I'm starting to think that all of those people have only tried Natural Ice or some such equally tasting crappy beer.

You take a big gulp of a Corona w/ lime and look me in the eye and tell me that's not tasty! Or some Imperial, Stella, Sam Adams Summer, OR some Penn Brewery Octoberfest (which should be on the shelves soon!!!)

[Shinrei]

Belief that American beer = crap

=

Belief that Budweiser = American beer.

I.E. If this equation = You, then you have noooooo idea about what American beer is like.

That's like me saying "Heinekan represents all beers from Europe", and yes, I'm including the British Isles as "Europe." If you look at that statement and say, "That's ignorant!" then my point has been made

PLUS, this proves another point!!!! Bacon goes good with everything. BUUUUUTTTT! Bacon is bacon. Sure, there are different levels of quality, but ultimately bacon is bacon is bacon is bacon. Beer on the other hand has many many many many different flavors.

Therefore, for pure variety, Beer is superior!

[Mushroom]

Beer. Beer.
Beer. Beer.
Beer. Beer.
Beer. Beer.
Beer. Beer.
Beer. Beer.

EPIC WIN = BEER!

You people that like bacon epitomize all that is not manly!

[cerveza_fiesta]

Shinrei no Shintai;372010 said:

Belief that American beer = crap

=

Belief that Budweiser = American beer.

I.E. If this equation = You, then you have noooooo idea about what American beer is like.

true statement

I never get it when people say american beer sucks. I travel a lot down there and generally drink a lot of beer when traveling. Granted I've mostly traveled on the East coast and can't speak for the west, but for the big brands, rolling rock, miller and sam adams taste fine to me. For the smaller brands I like yeungling and I find many of the microbrews I've sampled to be very tasty.

Budweiser representing American beer is almost as big a tragedy as Molson Canadian representing Canadian beer. There are a fuckload of awesome beers in both Canada and the US...but the big brands' international selling power kinda eclipses them.

[Sparkimus]

Shinrei no Shintai;372010 said:

Belief that American beer = crap

=

Belief that Budweiser = American beer.

I.E. If this equation = You, then you have noooooo idea about what American beer is like.

I'm still pretty upset about the Inbev takeover. Anheiser Bush is a very big deal in my area, what with Bush Gardens and tons of major distribution centers here we're still not sure how this will effect our area.

[Shinrei]

Well, I'm from Miller country, so the big question has been how the merger with Coors will affect things. Apparently they'll still use the brewery in Milwaukee, but the headquarters will be in FIB territory. (For non-natives, FIB = F**king Illinois Bastards)

[cerveza_fiesta]

there, beer superiority rep for all the obvious beer choosers! I'll get the second half of the thread tomorrow!

It cut me off for today.

[Sparkimus]

Shinrei no Shintai;372141 said:

Well, I'm from Miller country, so the big question has been how the merger with Coors will affect things. Apparently they'll still use the brewery in Milwaukee, but the headquarters will be in FIB territory. (For non-natives, FIB = F**king Illinois Bastards)

Well Inbev has already stated that they intend to sell off Bush Gardens and Adventure Island...which sucks, since there will probably be no more beer garden and free beer. I guess I'll just have to go down the street to the Ying Ling brewery and just take the tour over and over again.

[Tremolo]

I simply cannot choose. I love them both so much!

[cerveza_fiesta]

Tremolo;372324 said:

I simply cannot choose. I love them both so much!

there's rep in it for ya if you side with the flavour of weekends.

[Tremolo]

I am not a repwhore!