[cerveza_fiesta]

The Achilles vs. Hector, the Batman vs. Joker, nay the Norris vs. Jack bauer of our meagre lifetimes. Who will come out on top? You decide!

And no sissy anony-voting. State your alleigance PROUDLY!

I say:

Beer: The flavour of weekends!

I could live a life without bacon, but never one without beer.

[Morgoth]

I don't see how there could even be a competition

[cerveza_fiesta]

we shall see morgy my friend...we shall see.

And good on ye for joining the beer camp (I think you did anyways, there's only 2 votes in)

[Obdigore]

Beer beer beer beer.

[Chaos]

Beer. speaking of which.. it's time for a pint

[Terez]

Beer is good, but I'd rather have bacon.

[Agraba]

Beer is just a carbonated drink that doesn't taste as good as most sodas and doesn't get you nearly as drunk as most liquors.

Bacon is the only meat that tastes awesome when crunchy.

Bacon!

[Koryk of the Seti]

i vote BACON! i say a man is not a man unless he eats bacon at least once a day! i could not live my life without it.

yet neither could i live without alchol but as i drink cider i can easily live without beer:p

[HoosierDaddy]

Booze. Always.

[tiam]

Bacon. Simply because if you have bacon without beer its nice. A night out on beer can only be remediedby bacon

Bacon ftw

[Gem Windcaster]

I don't understand the question.

[Mezla PigDog]

It has to be bacon! Alcohol vs Bacon would be another matter altogether. My alcoholism genes win out over my morbid obesity genes every time.

[Rich the Great]

I've had both this evening already. Have to go with beer at the moment, as it is settling me down for a quiet night in. Although in the morning I would probably be more inclined towards bacon.

[HoosierDaddy]

Oh, come on! There are all sorts of other yummy pork products. Just close your eyes and say "Canadian Bacon" is just as good as the real thing. You can't do that with a wine-cooler or peppermint schnapps.

[Trotts]

I must say beer. Bacon is fairly easy to replace, but beer? The golden ambrosia given unto us from the heavens?

[HoosierDaddy]

An entire religion goes without bacon. How many go without beer?

Also, beer is the creation of religious worshippers, bacon is the creation (?) of an animal.

B is for how bright you make my day.
E is for every dumb thing that you make me say.
E is for every single sexual escapade
R is really really, the most important silly,

Beer is all that I ever need to drink
Beer is why I say the dumb things outloud, I think
Alcohol is awesome, beer is just a single blossom
Beer was made for me and you!

[tiam]

Trotts;370154 said:

I must say beer. Bacon is fairly easy to replace,i also have sex with men, but beer? The golden ambrosia given unto us from the heavens?

Fixed

[Grief]

Trotts;370154 said:

I must say beer. Bacon is fairly easy to replace,i also have sex with old men, but beer? The golden ambrosia given unto us from the heavens?

Properly fixed.

BACON FTW.

It doesnt come with the risk of getting caught by my parents and killed, so I can have it any time.

[HoosierDaddy]

Uh huh, and here is the real important question: Would you risk that wrath for bacon? Would anyone? So many true believers at an early age fall victim to their parent's fear and hatred of the cerbeza. They know the truth. Beer is beery awesome. You can't use words like "froth" for bacon.

[Grief]

I would risk that wrath for bacon probably. Except, because everyone loves bacon so much(except veggies, who, in this case, dont count, so that I sound better) there is no need for any wrath.

Situation 1:

You are caught in someone elses house at one in the morning. "WTF are you doing in my house" you are asked, and your reply of "just getting some bacon, want some" makes them so happy, because of the awesomeness of bacon, that not only do they not do anything about it, they offer you to come back for more bacon, any time, just come in, err, however you did that first time.

Situation 2.

You are caught in someone elses house at one in the morning. "WTF are you doing in my house" you are asked. You drunkenly wave a can of beer at them, before lunging for the exit, and tripping over a chair. They call the police, and you are arrested.

So now you see why bacon is so superior. Simple really.