Beer vs. Bacon: The age old debate...your vote MATTERS

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Beer vs. Bacon: The age old debate...your vote MATTERS

#41 Kurt Montandon

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 04:13 AM

Bacon, because I can find other things to get me drunk

I can't find other things to get me ... uh, baconed. Bacont? Baconunk?

BACON.

Because I'm drunk right now, from wine.

Hmmm, I should probably alter my place in the pantheon ... but no, this is all purely hypothetical, and tomorrow morning I shall make bacon, and dip it in beer before eating, because I'm a fucking American, and a Californian to boot, and that's how we roll, bitches!

Beer soaked bacon, motherfuckers. Beer soaked bacon.

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 04:25 AM

Kurt Montandon;370329 said:

Bacon, because I can find other things to get me drunk

I can't find other things to get me ... uh, baconed. Bacont? Baconunk?

How bout Baco'd?

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#43 Kurt Montandon

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 04:46 AM

Terez;370331 said:

How bout Baco'd?

Sounds like what they call getting stoned in Tijuana.

"Yeah, man, I went down to TJ and got totally baco'd on some seriously smooth Mexican ganja."

... that works.

drunk enough that that sort of makes sense

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#44 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 04:56 AM

This thread is biased by hungry drunk people!!

I protest! I protest!

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 09:03 AM

Beer is the water of life. The golden fludium that not only cures all ailments, but provides allmost all nutrition you need and makes your hair look nicer.

I figure the people voting Bacon are merely americans, which does not really surprise me as american beer is a scourge upon the human race

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 09:16 AM

Yeah, well english bacon is just ham.

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#47 Zanth13

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 10:26 AM

BEER of course you cant even compare the two: one is food the other is liquid pleasure

You can drink beer all day and be intoxicated even longer

You can eat bacon for what 15 minutes before you get sick, and then your just full....

I use to not like the taste of beer RLYacht, then after a year of drinking it straight one day it just started tasting good, and then it got even better... and now it is perhaps the most delicious creation man has ever made

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 01:51 PM

How can this even be in question? - BACON is best, best, best, best*

*I will explain for those too young or living other than the UK. There used to be a beer called Best (might still be for all I know). It had an advert with a jingle that I will now sing - Beer is best, best, best, best..hm, doesn't quite convey the spirit, but then I'm not a very good singer.

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#49 tiam

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 03:34 PM

Zanth13;370366 said:

Fixed

#50 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 04:25 PM

Beer! No wait, bacon! No, beer! Bacon!

AAAARGH!!! I CANT CHOOSE!!!! DONT MAKE ME YOU EVIL MANNN!!!!!!!

#51 Shinrei

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 08:04 PM

I'm sorry, but being from Wisconsin I'd have to say that bratwurst is a far superior pig product. Miller Park, home of the Milwaukee Brewers is the only baseball stadium in the nation that sells more brats than hotdogs.

But even if it was bratwurst vs. beer, it must be

BEER BEER BEER!

whose taste I mightily enjoy.

Furthermore, beer is social. You can party with beer. Has anyone ever heard of BYOB = Bring Your Own Bacon?

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#52 Grief

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 08:29 PM

You mean other people dont have those? Ill have to add that to the "wierd things you do" thread.

#53 HoosierDaddy

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 08:41 PM

The good guys are catching up! Alert your drinking crew that more votes are needed! What? You don't have a drinking crew? I'm an alcoholic? Well, as Kallor says "Fuck you, too!"

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 09:23 PM

Why is bacon winning?

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 09:25 PM

Because it's the apocalypse. RUN!

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 09:32 PM

I suppose all the good-uns are busy drinking beer and waiting for the sky to fall on their heads. Damn you swine lovers!

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#57 Sparkimus

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 11:00 PM

Well I'm of a mind to say that half of your are completely insane.

It was 95 outside yesterday, after jumping in the pool to cool off I went inside for something refreshing...you can be damn sure that something wasn't bacon.

Tonight when I get home from work I'll eat some dinner then probably hit up the spa for a soak, will I be bringing bacon with me? I'm going to go ahead and say no to that.

But hey, at least I tied up the poll!

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So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."

I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.

#58 Slum

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Posted 16 August 2008 - 11:34 PM

Beer. I like beer. A lot.

Bacon...meh, it wouldn't break my heart if I could never have bacon again.

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 12:28 AM

Most things can be improved by an application of BACON!

#60 Sparkimus

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Posted 17 August 2008 - 12:40 AM

Yes but how many of your stories begin with "So I was out eating bacon with some buddies last night..."

Beer - providing us with endless entertainment since the dawn of time.

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