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#8061 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 01 August 2025 - 09:38 AM

NEEEEEER- I mean hey thanks for the breakdown I've got prime I might check out Picard (though is that a bad place to start?)
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Posted 01 August 2025 - 10:54 AM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 01 August 2025 - 09:38 AM, said:

NEEEEEER- I mean hey thanks for the breakdown I've got prime I might check out Picard (though is that a bad place to start?)


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I think it definitely lands better after TNG - it's heavily tied in with a lot of visiting recurring characters. It's a mixed bag to begin with - but the final series in particular is absolutely a love letter to TNG and wouldn't work at all without it.

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Posted 01 August 2025 - 11:17 AM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 01 August 2025 - 09:38 AM, said:

NEEEEEER- I mean hey thanks for the breakdown I've got prime I might check out Picard (though is that a bad place to start?)


You'd still be giving money to Paramount.

It would be more ethical to find a way to watch it that wouldn't...

[Edit: on second thought, perhaps Amazon just buys the rights to a show from Paramount for a specific time period in advance, instead of paying Paramount on the basis of views. In that case, they use viewership numbers during that period to decide whether to also buy the rights for a subsequent period (it's a bit like neuron activation... neurons either fire or they don't, no partial activation). But in terms of expected value you're effectively giving money to Paramount... ghostly fractions of future possible money (that investors will pay real money now for---like Schrodinger's fractional quantum ghosts of the future... (because the great thing about analogies is that they let us explain things we don't understand fully enough in terms of things we understand even less!---like reality, beyond our heuristic wells...).]

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Posted 01 August 2025 - 02:47 PM

View PostTheRetiredBridgeburner, on 01 August 2025 - 10:54 AM, said:

View PostTiste Simeon, on 01 August 2025 - 09:38 AM, said:

NEEEEEER- I mean hey thanks for the breakdown I've got prime I might check out Picard (though is that a bad place to start?)


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I think it definitely lands better after TNG - it's heavily tied in with a lot of visiting recurring characters. It's a mixed bag to begin with - but the final series in particular is absolutely a love letter to TNG and wouldn't work at all without it.


I'd go one further and say to appreciate Picard you need TNG (Including the movies) and Voyager. Not a deep dive, following any credible 'best of' list would cover you.
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Posted 03 August 2025 - 06:45 AM

Have not watched much “tv” other then Weather Channel, News and attempting to get caught up on past Live PD v2 so I can start watching the live broadcast each weekend again. I got a long way to go being on S2 ep 56. Holy shit it’s going to take some time.

I did spend 5 hours a day for 2 days to go through Mobland S1. It’s fun and dark. It’s no Sopranos but it has potential.
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Posted 05 August 2025 - 05:54 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 22 April 2025 - 12:41 PM, said:

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View PostTiste Simeon, on 21 April 2025 - 07:48 PM, said:

Apple TV

Any other "must watch" shows while I have it?


ACAPULCO, it's got similar "Good, wholesome, hopeful" TV vibes to Lasso. Entertaining all the way through.

Never heard of it but I'll add it to the list!


Heads up, I thought this show ended with the last episode of S3...but the other day I got Apple TV again after not having it for a few months and lo and behold they are 3 eps into a 4th season...so more for the content wheel.
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Posted 13 August 2025 - 10:26 AM

Watching S02E02 of Wednesday, I found this quite droll:

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Posted 13 August 2025 - 01:06 PM

Watched Episode 1 & 2 of ALIEN EARTH (both of which dropped on D+ last night), and as a fan of this franchise all I can say is wow. Blowing open the lore, but also touchstoning the originals (the Maginot feels like the Nostromo inside uniforms, design, tech layout ect.) while also giving us a masterclass in shots and blocking, an exquisite score…the opening apes ALIEN (obvs), but about halfway through you get some ALIENS with the S&R team from Prodigy inside the Maginot wreckage (also the Maginot? As in the Maginot line; is a line of concrete fortifications, obstacles and weapon installations built by France in the 1930s to deter invasion by Nazi Germany and force them to move around the fortifications….that can’t be a coincidence) and then some Romulus too…the rest of my comments will be in bullet point and spoilered for ease of reading/discussing:

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Posted 17 August 2025 - 11:58 PM

Alien Earth esp 1-2 were ok. Much better than the latest movies. I liked they are adding some things that are in these 30+yr old Steven Perry books I’m reading into it like the various Companies. Also I liked how deadly the Xeno was instead of the old slow monster movie way tech forces it to be in old movies. It’s body count was probably higher in ep 2 then in A1-4 combined.

Onboard for now.
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Posted 19 August 2025 - 07:21 PM

Snoopy Presents: A Summer Musical (on Apple TV) -- this was pretty good, though not top tier. It has a good if overly-familiar plot, it maintains the Peanuts tone, it updates the animation style pretty tastefully, and the songs are quite good.

It is a little weird (for Peanuts) that it's a musical in the spontaneous singing kind of way, as opposed to like A Charlie Brown Christmas where the songs are in-world. It's also a little thin overall because of this. Like it's only 40 minutes and has quite a few songs, so it's pretty much all plot-moving & songs without room for the slice-of-life vignettes that make Peanuts so special. Almost everyone is here, but nobody really gets major screen time aside from Charlie Brown, Sally, and Snoopy/Woodstock. The crisis also gets wrapped up pretty simply, but oh well. These are cons, but all kind of mild ones.
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Posted 26 August 2025 - 01:02 PM

ALIEN EARTH Episode 3 was insanely good. Dark as heck.

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Posted 27 August 2025 - 02:01 PM

ALIEN EARTH episode 4...


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Posted 27 August 2025 - 02:24 PM

I am waiting for the season to be finished before binging Alien Earth. I cannot wait!

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Posted 02 September 2025 - 09:54 PM

Alien Earth. Yes it’s better than the last few movies but I’m beginning to meh out the last 2 episodes. Nothing I’ve seen so far makes me think I ll ever be rewatching this in future. Hopefully tonight s ep brings some kinda excitement.

I’m over the kiddos behavior as the weeks have gone by. To much real time passing and it’s becoming annoying. A full drop/binge would have helped with this show.

Tim might be the only good thing about this in the end for me at this rate and that ain’t enough to tickle my pickle for future watches.
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Posted 03 September 2025 - 01:06 PM

We are watching different shows.

I don't know how any of what you said applies to this show.
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Posted 03 September 2025 - 06:05 PM

Well okey dokey I suppose we are watching a different show if you’re not watching Alien Earth with middle school antics and featuring Tim Oly.
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Posted 03 September 2025 - 06:21 PM

I'm waiting for the season to end to watch ALIEN EARTH, but the upthread split really captures the general online reaction... people are very very split on this.
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Posted 03 September 2025 - 07:45 PM

What split though? I gave the show a compliment by saying it’s better than the movies lately however it wasn’t screaming rewatch rewatch thus far.

Alien Earth ep 5….brafuckingvo. Like a mini Alien movie. Thankfully no annoying kiddy shit.

I do wonder if there is a right eyed partner out there missing its lefty lover/thing…. So far it’s always going in left eye socket. That’s not nothing.
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Posted 03 September 2025 - 08:01 PM

View PostBriar King, on 03 September 2025 - 07:45 PM, said:

What split though? I gave the show a compliment by saying it's better than the movies lately however it wasn't screaming rewatch rewatch thus far.

Alien Earth ep 5….brafuckingvo. Like a mini Alien movie. Thankfully no annoying kiddy shit.

I do wonder if there is a right eyed partner out there missing its lefty lover/thing…. So far it's always going in left eye socket. That's not nothing.


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Neuroscientist explains why you should always look into someone's left eye

[...] a simple trick that she believes everyone should follow when engaging in conversation, particularly on a date.

[...] Dr Swart is a neuroscientist and medical doctor who holds a senior lecturer position at MIT Sloan. She is the author of 'The Source: Open Your Mind, Change Your Life' and 'The Secrets of the Universe, the Science of the Brain', and also hosts the Reinvent Yourself podcast. [...] since most people are right-handed, they tend to cradle their babies in their left arm, leaving their dominant hand free. Consequently, when they gaze into their child's eyes, their right eye usually aligns with the baby's left eye.

Neuroscientist explains why you should always look into someone's left eye - Bristol Live


One of my old Ericksonian hypnosis teachers taught me this a long time ago... though without confirmation from some sort of large-scale study that controls for the emotional state of the person looking into aforementioned left eye (probably using computer generated imagery---maybe in virtual reality) I remain a bit skeptical.

Personally I'm going to wait until all the episodes are out to watch. The alien does seem like an excellent role model for future social skills... or at least a fun one.

Not sure whether I should also rewatch Prometheus and watch that one with Fassbender in it (Covenant that's it) first since they happen before it (in-universe)---I'd guess that watching Romulus first is not strongly recommended since it comes afterwards (and because AI told me it's not), or maybe not?
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Posted 04 September 2025 - 12:21 PM

View PostBriar King, on 03 September 2025 - 06:05 PM, said:

if you’re not watching Alien Earth with middle school antics and featuring Tim Oly.



View PostAbyss, on 03 September 2025 - 06:21 PM, said:

I'm waiting for the season to end to watch ALIEN EARTH, but the upthread split really captures the general online reaction... people are very very split on this.



View PostBriar King, on 03 September 2025 - 07:45 PM, said:

Thankfully no annoying kiddy shit.



The concept of the show, that of a corporation (one of the 5 that run the earth and inner system planets), run by essentially a deeply socially malformed and avaricious kid (boy genius) who thinks of himself like Peter Pan, taking the notion of synths and adding in transferring human consciousness to them to gain a leg up on the existing synths made by W/Y and the other companies....but doing so with the minds of terminally ill kids transferred into adult bodies AND sending them into an unknown war zone crash with multiple alien xenoforms...fits exactly into the zeitgeist of the franchise being about what makes us human, what makes them monsters, what makes us monsters, ect.

Aside from that we have a script that explores all angles of such a transfer and all the exploits they are vulnerable to:

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As to episode 5: "In Space No One Can Hear You Scream" AKA "What happened aboard the Maginot"

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