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Posted 19 July 2018 - 01:32 PM

Oh look, DC has decided to utterly shit on one of my fave DC properties, and destroy the characters. I'm usually a defender of DC's "attempts" to be different...but this is beyond the pale.

Wasn't everyone just waiting for a TV show about the teen titans where Robin shoots a bunch of criminals in an alley with a gun, audibly breaks one guys neck with his foot, and then, covered in blood says "Fuck Batman."?

I wish I was being facetious...this is actually what happens. This. Looks. TERRIBLE.


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Posted 19 July 2018 - 03:25 PM

View PostBriar King, on 19 July 2018 - 03:19 PM, said:

Looks cool for DC to me. Doesn’t say what it’s airing on though.


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Posted 19 July 2018 - 04:34 PM

More heat to the meat on this one. It's the first official trailer and not just a tease. After watching it though, I dunno, I'm sort of not as excited now for this. I will definitely watch the first couple of episodes, but I won't be surprised if I end up dropping it.

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Posted 19 July 2018 - 05:51 PM

FUCK BATMAN

That looks like All-Star Batman and Robin except with all the humour taken out of it.

eta: like, what the fuck are they thinking? There are several properties they could have gone for where a tone like that would have made sense. Do a Midnighter series where he shows up delivering that line, that could even have been funny. This shit though?

And I don't even care about Teen Titans.

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Posted 19 July 2018 - 06:15 PM

View Postpolishgenius, on 19 July 2018 - 05:51 PM, said:

FUCK BATMAN

That looks like All-Star Batman and Robin except with all the humour taken out of it.

eta: like, what the fuck are they thinking? There are several properties they could have gone for where a tone like that would have made sense. Do a Midnighter series where he shows up delivering that line, that could even have been funny. This shit though?

And I don't even care about Teen Titans.


Right? Exactly.

And as much as I've defended Zack Snyder's movies in the DCEU to an extent, he's quite clearly poisoned the well now, and DC can't see past him.

The doubling down on the Grimdark...especially on the back of their CW tv shows (which for the most part are much lighter fare) being successes compared to the DCEU movies...like this decision makes ZERO sense.
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Posted 19 July 2018 - 06:46 PM

What's weird is that the reaction to the grimdark fucking TOLD them that people can't take that shit seriously with certain characters and properties which is why they fucked Justice League up so bad. Have they decided that it was the swerve to Whedonism that did for that movie and decided to double back even more?
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Posted 19 July 2018 - 07:02 PM

View Postpolishgenius, on 19 July 2018 - 06:46 PM, said:

What's weird is that the reaction to the grimdark fucking TOLD them that people can't take that shit seriously with certain characters and properties which is why they fucked Justice League up so bad. Have they decided that it was the swerve to Whedonism that did for that movie and decided to double back even more?


I haven't a clue, but the is really a bunch of misguided business planning...It's like torpedoing your corporation....
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Posted 19 July 2018 - 07:09 PM

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View PostTiste Simeon, on 17 July 2018 - 06:16 PM, said:

A few weeks back we started watching Buffy again. I love this show and yo for reals Cordelia is the best character on this thing...


Cordy is hysterical.


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Posted 19 July 2018 - 07:12 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 19 July 2018 - 01:32 PM, said:

Oh look, DC has decided to utterly shit on one of my fave DC properties, and destroy the characters. I'm usually a defender of DC's "attempts" to be different...but this is beyond the pale.

Wasn't everyone just waiting for a TV show about the teen titans where Robin shoots a bunch of criminals in an alley with a gun, audibly breaks one guys neck with his foot, and then, covered in blood says "Fuck Batman."?

I wish I was being facetious...this is actually what happens. This. Looks. TERRIBLE.



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Posted 19 July 2018 - 07:13 PM

View PostQuickTidal, on 19 July 2018 - 07:02 PM, said:

View Postpolishgenius, on 19 July 2018 - 06:46 PM, said:

What's weird is that the reaction to the grimdark fucking TOLD them that people can't take that shit seriously with certain characters and properties which is why they fucked Justice League up so bad. Have they decided that it was the swerve to Whedonism that did for that movie and decided to double back even more?


I haven't a clue, but the is really a bunch of misguided business planning...It's like torpedoing your corporation....



We're rumoured to be getting a Shazam teaser trailer this weekend too. Imagine if that's like this too?

eta: although the uploads of the EW comicon issue (which make it pretty definite there must be a trailer dropping and also that they must be a lot more confident in it than Aquaman if that's what they're choosing to ask magazines to highlight at this point) look like they've thankfully given that possibility a massive, massive swerve.

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Posted 19 July 2018 - 07:15 PM

View PostMalankazooie, on 19 July 2018 - 04:34 PM, said:

More heat to the meat on this one. It's the first official trailer and not just a tease. After watching it though, I dunno, I'm sort of not as excited now for this. I will definitely watch the first couple of episodes, but I won't be surprised if I end up dropping it.



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Posted 19 July 2018 - 07:36 PM

View PostAbyss, on 19 July 2018 - 07:15 PM, said:

View PostMalankazooie, on 19 July 2018 - 04:34 PM, said:

More heat to the meat on this one. It's the first official trailer and not just a tease. After watching it though, I dunno, I'm sort of not as excited now for this. I will definitely watch the first couple of episodes, but I won't be surprised if I end up dropping it.
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Posted 19 July 2018 - 08:20 PM

View PostAbyss, on 19 July 2018 - 07:12 PM, said:

View PostQuickTidal, on 19 July 2018 - 01:32 PM, said:

Oh look, DC has decided to utterly shit on one of my fave DC properties, and destroy the characters. I'm usually a defender of DC's "attempts" to be different...but this is beyond the pale.

Wasn't everyone just waiting for a TV show about the teen titans where Robin shoots a bunch of criminals in an alley with a gun, audibly breaks one guys neck with his foot, and then, covered in blood says "Fuck Batman."?

I wish I was being facetious...this is actually what happens. This. Looks. TERRIBLE.



I cannot quite decide whether this or Marvel’s New Mutants horror movie looks worse.


New Mutants was/is Fox though, isn't it?

can't lay all the blame on Marvel for that
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Posted 19 July 2018 - 08:25 PM

View PostAbyss, on 19 July 2018 - 07:09 PM, said:

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View PostTiste Simeon, on 17 July 2018 - 06:16 PM, said:

A few weeks back we started watching Buffy again. I love this show and yo for reals Cordelia is the best character on this thing...


Cordy is hysterical.


Loved her in Buffy.Loved her in Angel until they fridged her then locked the fridge in a bigger fridge and launched it into the Sunfridge.

Not seen Angel is it worth the effort?
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Posted 19 July 2018 - 08:27 PM

Angel rules, and after S1 (which is kinda rough, esp. the first half) is as good as Buffy.
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Posted 20 July 2018 - 03:09 AM

View PostMalankazooie, on 19 July 2018 - 07:36 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 19 July 2018 - 07:15 PM, said:

View PostMalankazooie, on 19 July 2018 - 04:34 PM, said:

More heat to the meat on this one. It's the first official trailer and not just a tease. After watching it though, I dunno, I'm sort of not as excited now for this. I will definitely watch the first couple of episodes, but I won't be surprised if I end up dropping it.
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Am still in. I trust Sutter n co.

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Posted 20 July 2018 - 03:14 AM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 19 July 2018 - 08:25 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 19 July 2018 - 07:09 PM, said:

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View PostTiste Simeon, on 17 July 2018 - 06:16 PM, said:

A few weeks back we started watching Buffy again. I love this show and yo for reals Cordelia is the best character on this thing...


Cordy is hysterical.


Loved her in Buffy.Loved her in Angel until they fridged her then locked the fridge in a bigger fridge and launched it into the Sunfridge.

Not seen Angel is it worth the effort?



View PostLuv2B_Sassy, on 19 July 2018 - 08:27 PM, said:

Angel rules, and after S1 (which is kinda rough, esp. the first half) is as good as Buffy.


Overall it’s pretty strong. The back half of S4 is pretty awful and S5 alternates between brilliant and weak, but if you enjoyed Buffy or want to see some decent urban fantasy tv, it’s worth the eyetime.
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Posted 20 July 2018 - 12:49 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 19 July 2018 - 08:25 PM, said:

View PostAbyss, on 19 July 2018 - 07:09 PM, said:

View Postacesn8s, on 18 July 2018 - 08:08 PM, said:

View PostTiste Simeon, on 17 July 2018 - 06:16 PM, said:

A few weeks back we started watching Buffy again. I love this show and yo for reals Cordelia is the best character on this thing...


Cordy is hysterical.


Loved her in Buffy.Loved her in Angel until they fridged her then locked the fridge in a bigger fridge and launched it into the Sunfridge.

Not seen Angel is it worth the effort?



View PostLuv2B_Sassy, on 19 July 2018 - 08:27 PM, said:

Angel rules, and after S1 (which is kinda rough, esp. the first half) is as good as Buffy.


Angel (is really great) has the single greatest final scene of any show I've ever seen, with a cherry final line.
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Posted 20 July 2018 - 12:52 PM

Will have to see if it comes back on Netflix. Thanks all ;)
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Posted 20 July 2018 - 04:44 PM

I'll just leave this here for anybody who is still on fence about Roseanne. She is, to her core, a rotten person.

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