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Whos line is it anyway. (scenes from a hat)

#261 User is offline   Bent 

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Posted 18 July 2008 - 03:52 PM

"Hi my name is Bubba......."

hee hee.
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#262 User is offline   Obdigore 

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Posted 18 July 2008 - 03:54 PM

I call Bent the winner so we can get a new topic.

Choose Benty.
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#263 User is offline   Bent 

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Posted 20 July 2008 - 03:10 AM

Woo Hoo!!!


Things that you can say to your spouse, but never to your parents.

GO!!!!
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#264 User is offline   HoosierDaddy 

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Posted 20 July 2008 - 05:35 AM

"God, I love it when you use your tongue like that."

"Well, at least your parents aren't nearly as overbearing as mine."
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 20 July 2008 - 09:41 AM

"Darling, I have a confession to make. I slept with your sister."
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#266 User is offline   eekwibble 

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Posted 20 July 2008 - 10:30 AM

"Whoa mamma! Take it like a bitch"
QUOTE (amphibian @ Nov 11 2008) <Rake himself was a huge weight inside Draconus and he didn't go in with an army.>
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#267 User is offline   Illuyankas 

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Posted 20 July 2008 - 06:17 PM

"Seeing you naked would be a pleasant experience."
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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#268 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 21 July 2008 - 01:31 AM

god good you have cracking tits.

i love seeing you naked

lets go make children

etc
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#269 User is offline   Bhurnae 

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Posted 21 July 2008 - 02:22 AM

I cant get enough of watching you do the self-love thing

View PostMezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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#270 User is offline   Sinisdar Toste 

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Posted 21 July 2008 - 10:42 PM

"last night was great! we should try kinky stuff more often."

anyone else not surprised that these are all about sex?
sheesh minds in the gutter alla us.
how bout..
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#271 User is offline   D'rek 

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Posted 23 July 2008 - 03:33 AM

"I'm really a woman"

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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#272 User is offline   Bent 

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 12:07 AM

*Cough


Hello....So I kinda forgot....and no one reminded.....




*Sigh



Bhurnae for the win



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#273 User is offline   bubba 

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Posted 02 August 2008 - 12:18 AM

You are an Ass:D

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#274 User is offline   Bhurnae 

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Posted 08 August 2008 - 04:37 PM

When you open your front door you dont want to see........?

View PostMezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:

I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
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#275 User is offline   Bent 

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Posted 08 August 2008 - 04:49 PM

Ahhhh!!!!!
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#276 User is offline   chill 

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Posted 08 August 2008 - 05:16 PM

This guy.

@Bent - what's with the lightbulbs?
Kif: Sir, remember your course correction?
Captain Zapp: No.
Kif: Well, it's proving somewhat more suicidal than we'd initially hoped.
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#277 User is offline   Battalion 

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Posted 08 August 2008 - 05:34 PM

Where were you last night? We were waiting.
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#278 User is offline   Tremolo 

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Posted 08 August 2008 - 05:36 PM

Rodeo sans pants...
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#279 User is offline   Adjutant Stormy~ 

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Posted 08 August 2008 - 06:16 PM

intoxicated rodeo sans pants.
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Peopleare harrasing me... grrrrrh.

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#280 User is offline   Oceao 

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Posted 10 August 2008 - 05:07 PM

these guys:
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