Whos line is it anyway. (scenes from a hat)

#241 Grief

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Posted 12 July 2008 - 02:45 PM

hows about

"Hi my little four legged furry friend"
"Here rover. Here rover"
"Bite! Killl!"
"Stop pissing on the carpet"

#242 Bent

Keep Rolling...

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Posted 12 July 2008 - 03:53 PM

"I love you"

"Here, we'll put some powder on you and those fleas/crabs will leave you alone"

"Alright, I got the peanut butter on my balls, get to lickin!"

"Fetch!"

"Play dead"

THIS IS HOW I ROLL BITCHES!!!

#243 D'rek

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Posted 12 July 2008 - 06:54 PM

Cocoreturns;350115 said:

- man, it must be fun to lick your own crotch like that.

Coco wins.

worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.

#244 Coco with marshmallows

DIIIIIIIIIIVVVEEEEE

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Posted 12 July 2008 - 07:02 PM

D said:

Coco wins.

wow. i never win anything. I'm so deeply honoured. I'd like to thank the academy of Malazan arts for granting me this prestigious honour, the fans who voted for me, and my rivals for being worse than i was:D

new set-up:

"Things you don't want to say on a first date"

meh. Link was dead :(

#245 q21

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Posted 12 July 2008 - 09:19 PM

"Hi, what was your name again?"

Flying Monkeys definitely win.

#246 Tapper

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Posted 12 July 2008 - 10:05 PM

"Hi, I'm Tapper and I'm desperate."

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#247 bwgan

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Posted 12 July 2008 - 10:37 PM

"Glad I'm not late, there was a long queue at the STD clinic."

I can't believe I thought of that, I'm usually such a nice girl

'Tell me, Tool, what dominates your thoughts?'
The Imass shrugged before replying. 'I think of Mafia, Adjunct.'
'Do all Imass think about Mafia?'
'No. Few think at all.'
'Why is that?'
The Imass leaned his head to one side and regarded her. 'Because, Adjunct, they are sheeple.'

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is that frisbee getting bigger?" ... and then it hits me.

#248 Grief

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Posted 12 July 2008 - 11:10 PM

"When I said tall blonde and with large bazookas on that website I'll admit I wasn't expecting a male army seargant"
"So...did you know I used to be female?"
"This food tastes like shit...So you're a head chef huh...where do you work...oh...ok..."
"Look at that girl sitting behind you. Her bum is far nicer than yours"
"You give me an erection...oh...I see...I know the website said I was female....ah...you thought I was...sorry..."

#249 dktorode

Luck is my middle name, Mind you, my first name is Bad."

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Posted 14 July 2008 - 09:02 AM

"Do you fuck on first dates?"

...┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐...

Why dont they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?

#250 Illuyankas

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Will cluck you up

Posted 14 July 2008 - 11:11 AM

SIEG HEIL

it's not laziness, it's recycling

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#251 Grief

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Posted 14 July 2008 - 08:31 PM

"Has anyone ever told you have lovely eyes. Hah didn't think so."
"My hobbies include judo, badminton, and masturbating horses"
"Whats your favourite book. Mines Eragaon"
"DIE!"
"Hahaha you have a nose like a pig"

#252 Sinisdar Toste

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 12:08 AM

"Hi, I'm Frank and i'll be your date rapist tonight."

There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

- Oscar Levant

#253 caladanbrood

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 12:19 AM

"Oh hi. Yeah, my mummy signed me up for this blind dating thing, she organises my whole life really."

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#254 q21

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 12:41 PM

Finally we get some honesty from Brood...

Flying Monkeys definitely win.

#255 Grief

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 03:33 PM

g21. Why would you say THAT on a date? How are they meant to know what ure on about. Unless ure dating brood i suppose...

#256 Blend

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Posted 15 July 2008 - 04:33 PM

Wanna play with my wookie?

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