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RodeoRanch  is being chased by an animal and not wearing pants. There. Satisfied?

Sep 21 2009 04:15 AM

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Abyss  Nov 27 2018 02:35 PM
You do realize this won't work until we defrost him and reboot, right? Like Captain America, only drunker and pantsless with an inchoate fear of birds.
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Tsundoku  Nov 20 2019 09:31 AM
Well you're the closest ... get cracking!
Happy birthday gain BTW Trev
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Tsundoku  Nov 20 2020 07:03 AM
That time of year again. Happy birthday. Enable comments on your profile you selfish wearer-of-arseless-chaps.