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  1. Mafia 148: Santa's Sleigh

    26 December 2018 - 10:21 PM

    'Twas the night before New Year, when all through the house
    Not a creature was stirring, not even an mouse;
    The sleigh was serviced with great care,
    In readiness for the coming winter, such a weight to bear;

    Santa was nestled all snug in his bed,
    While visions of pies danced in his head;
    And Elves slumbered wearily, out in the snow,
    Knowing that soon their blood would flow;

    For the season was over, now they made plans,
    Which toy would top the charts in every land;
    That hard choice must now be made,
    One winner, all rivals they slayed;

    Wooden horses, toy trains,
    And sickly sweet candy canes;
    Games consoles, robotic toys,
    iJobs' latest take on Game Boys;

    The maddest of sweets, E-numbers galore,
    Pitch twitching children on to the floor;
    One would be the winner, different each year,
    Victor in blood, the survivors they cheer;

    The corpses now must all be buried,
    Blood swept quickly, oh how they hurried;
    No sign can be left, no proof of the fight,
    Soon Santa would wake and all will be right;

    But the noises this year out in the snow,
    Too many rockets and bombs they did blow;
    Santa has cracked open one bloodshot eye,
    Who woke him so early the elves did cry,

    Now he shall see, the truth laid bare,
    Elf fought elf and none did care;
    Winning was all, all they desired,
    Santa was wroth. All, you are fired;

    Elf after elf, all stood in the night,
    Said all "No you have not the right";
    Picked their weapons up out of the snow,
    Neighbour shot neighbour, flames did glow;

    Santa stepped back, into his porch,
    Picked up a gun and a torch;
    Fight to the death over toys would they,
    Dunder, Blixem, Bring me my sleigh!
  2. Mafia 148 Spoilers

    26 December 2018 - 09:48 AM

    YOU KNOW THE DRILL




































    DON'T SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU





























    WELCOME TO HELL

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    Gust Hubb 

    21 Feb 2012 - 23:27
    Password? ;)
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    D'riss 

    18 Apr 2011 - 18:11
    =)
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    HoosierDaddy 

    10 Oct 2009 - 09:01
    Star Trek < Star Wars.
    :)
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