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  1. In Topic: The Russia Politics and War in Ukraine Thread

    Yesterday, 06:20 PM

    Apparently Ukraine has drawn up a shortlist of 500 military targets in Belarus that would be targeted immediately by missiles and drones if more Russian troops enter Ukrainian territory from Belarus. Lukashenko is aware of this, according to Ukrainian sources.

    125 fuel and supply trucks have been identified destroyed on the R-280 Mariupol-Melitopol-Simferopol route. Ukraine's 412th Nemesis Brigade has said the route is effectively shut down.

    Much of Ukraine's recent success has come from the Hornet drone, developed in conjunction with the United States. Russian sources complain they do not have an effective counter to it at present.
  2. In Topic: Discworld by Terry Pratchett

    25 May 2026 - 08:32 PM

    Discworld 36: Making Money

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    Moist von Lipwig has whipped the Ankh-Morpork postal service into shape and is enjoying the fruits of his success...or rather he is bored out of his mind and in danger of falling into bad old habits as he tries to stave off boredom. The Patrician hits on the idea of giving Lipwig a new task: rescuing Ankh-Morpork's Royal Mint and associated bank, and turning them into a lean, dynamic operation fit for the Century of the Fruitbat. Unfortunately, the ossified staff and lunatic members of the family that owns the bank have other ideas, as does Lipwig's own girlfriend (or person adjacent to that position), whose quest to find golems and bring them to Ankh-Morpork may have succeeded rather more than she was expecting.

    Making Money is the thirty-sixth Discworld novel, originally published in 2007. The book is also the sequel to an earlier Discworld novel, Going Postal. In that book, conman Moist von Lipwig was rescued from the gallows by the Patrician of Ankh-Morpork, Lord Vetinari, and set to work restoring the Post Office to its former glory. He succeeded handsomely.

    Making Money opens a year later. The Post Office is a roaring success, but Moist is feeling a little bored, and has taken to breaking into his own bedroom to keep his skills fresh. The Patrician seems to have concluded that Moist would make an excellent troubleshooter to sort out Ankh-Morpork's other failing public services and tasks him with getting the Ankh-Morpork Bank back on its feet after the former chairwoman passed away, leaving her dog, Mr. Fusspot, to inherit the role of chairman. Moist is initially reluctant, but soon relishes the new challenge. Unfortunately, a family who own a share in the bank, the Lavishes, are not so keen on Moist's appointment and are soon digging into his dirty past to find something to use against him. Thrown into the mix are lots of golems, an undead necromancer with an eye for the ladies, a very dedicated bank clerk and a lot of clockwork items of an intimate nature.

    As usual, the book is an effortless read. Pratchett's prose sparkles and flows as easily as ever, although careful reading is required to catch every observation and piece of satire as it flies past. Pratchett's typical approach of standing back, putting a mirror in front of something we take for granted (banking, in this case) and saying, "Look, this is a really daft system on quite a few levels," is again quite successful here. As with the other later Discworld novels, the broad out-and-out humour takes a back seat to more wry observations, although a comical interlude involving a dog becoming attached to a new "rubber chew toy" that in this case has fallen out of a cupboard of erotica, and then playing with it in polite company, shows that Pratchett still has time for a good old-fashioned piece of outrageous farce. That said, as with a number of other Pratchett novels the ending is somewhat contrived and the characters get out of the various fixes they're in with some fast-talk, handwaving and a nod from the Patrician, which is a resolution that has perhaps been used a few too many times in this series.

    On the other hand, the book does feature Pratchett providing a wonderful take on how the advent of AI (or here, the golems) will impact the standard capitalist model of Ankh-Morpork, which is presented in both a funny and thought-provoking way. One could perhaps accuse Pratchett of jumping on the bandwagon, save he was doing this sixteen years before the release of the first commercial LLM models. Pratchett's prescience is, not for the first time, impressive.

    Whilst it's not up there with the series at its best, and the tendency for characters who are intelligent and forthright in their own books to come across a bit as bumbling when appearing in cameos outside them (in this case various members of the City Watch) is a bit overdone, Making Money is a solid addition to the series and adds a lot to the evolution of Discworld and Ankh-Morpork (which is now starting to get its own underground rail network, the Undertaking), which by this point is firmly establishing itself as the most well-explored and established city in the entire fantasy canon (or at least up there with Lankhmar, Waterdeep, Sigil and Minas Tirith).

    Unusually for the series, the book also has an ending setting up a future Lipwig adventure, Raising Taxes...though Pratchett could never figure out how to make a book about taxes funny, so instead pivoted to the railways with Raising Steam later on. Perhaps more regrettably, this was the last book Pratchett completed before received his medical diagnosis of early onset Alzheimer's, the shadow of which would hang over all the subsequent books he wrote.

    Making Money (****) is an enjoyable addition to the Discworld mythos, even if it doesn't do anything too spectacularly new.
  3. In Topic: The Russia Politics and War in Ukraine Thread

    25 May 2026 - 10:07 AM

    Russia has imposed fuel rationing in occupied Zaporizhzhia, citing increasing shortages (due to Ukraine obliterating its fuel tankers). One estimate that now a quarter of Russia's fuel tankers operating in the region have been destroyed or damaged so badly they had to be retired. Russia can bring more in, of course, but just bringing them in to have them destroyed is not a winning stratagem. The M14 and H20 highways are now highly vulnerable along their entire lengths.

    A military column was observed driving from Mariupol to Melitopol in combat formation, despite being over 100km from the front. The column was spaced out more widely than normal with anti-drone gunners on constant alert.

    Russian Telegram at the front is becoming increasingly frantic, with some soldiers reporting being outnumbered in drones 3-4 times over, or more, and in some cases Ukrainian soldiers have achieved local manpower superiority of 2-3:1. Ukrainian advances in some areas, particularly after the liberation of Stenpnohirsk, may be more significant than reported so far. The Russian focus on Donetsk is allowing Ukraine to make gains elsewhere, and even the advance in Donetsk is risible compared to previous offensives.

    Ukrainian recon units have apparently pushed deep into Russian lines unopposed even on the main front in Donetsk. One Ukrainian unit was spotted only around 8km from Bakhmut. That's heading in the wrong direction for the Russians.

    Ukraine has conducted offensive operations in the Kostyantynivka-Druzhkivka area, NE of Kostyantynivka, possibly straightening the line leading up to renewed Ukrainian offensive operations in Chasiv Yar. The Russians seem a bit flummoxed as their primary offensive effort is in Kostyantynivka itself and they have been driven back in some areas and the Ukrainians are instead counter-attacking on the flanks. However, some Russian units have penetrated further into the urban zone, leading to a more chaotic battlefield than we'd normally see in a urban conflict.

     A Russian propaganda film-maker attended the premiere of her film glorifying the invasion of Ukraine in South Ossetia, Georgia, fell in a river and has been declared dead. No foul play suspected, she was trying to cross a raging torrential river and the flimsy rope bridge snapped.

    The M17 highway linking Kherson to Crimea has just come under very heavy drone attack, with multiple logistics vehicles destroyed. Russian forces along the Dnipro in Kherson are hugely dependent on resupply by truck from Crimea and are in a precarious resupply situation anyway.

    Russian milbloggers are going berserk over the Zaporizhzhia front. Rybar has said he thinks the front may be effectively collapsing, at least in some areas, and believes some Ukrainian advanced recon units have either crossed the river and are already behind (south of) Kamyanske and between there and Vasylivka, or will be soon. There is insufficient Russian mass in the area to stop them. Russian forces are trying to rebuild the line but the casualties they have suffered on this front are beyond staggering.

    It looks like Ukraine has now completely reversed all Russian gains on this front going back over 18 months.

    The front is rolling back so fast that Malaya Tokmachka, which Ukraine retook just days ago, is already out of the grey zone.

    Ukraine claims to have deployed five times as many mid-range strike drones in the first five months of 2026 than in all of 2025. Russian milbloggers believe Ukraine may be capable of launching 1,000+ drone swarm strikes by the end of this year, matching or exceeding the heaviest Russian strikes.

    Russia has indicated it will break a war taboo and start targeting government buildings in Kyiv. Ukraine has indicated any such attacks will be reciprocal, and government buildings in Moscow may be targeted in response.
  4. In Topic: The Russia Politics and War in Ukraine Thread

    24 May 2026 - 06:06 PM

    Russia has hit Ukraine for the third time with an Oreshnik missile, with heavy damage to Kyiv. One person was killed but over a hundred injured, some seriously. However, some reports that the Oreshnik actually hit an airfield outside the city, with standard drones and missiles (many shot down) instead directed at the capital. Some Russian bloggers irate, saying that Russia can fire an Oreshnik once every six months at a cost of $1.2 billion or they could just build some more and better short range drones and try to close the gap that Ukaine is currently widening.

    The Albanian ambassador to Ukraine was apparently in the area of Kyiv hit by Russian drones. Albania has summoned the Russian ambassador.

    Meanwhile, Russian war bloggers now gloomily predicting the fall of Kamyanske and the turning the west flank on the SW Zaporizhzhia front. The Russian reinforcements that were assigned to this sector have been neutralised already, so Russia now has to pull in units from other fronts where they are urgently needed, or start thinking about giving ground, and this might be the single most dangerous sector of the front to do that (compared to Russia giving up its Kharkiv and Sumy toeholds altogether, which would make far more sense), given the threat to the land bridge.

    Unconfirmed reports of Ukrainian units reaching Zelene, on the eastern Zaporizhzhia front. This would put Ukrainian forces just NW of Huliaipole. The rest of this front is chaotic and Russia has made some minor gains to the SW, so interesting to see if Ukraine can turn back the Russian advances here. That would further secure Orikhiv, though predicting the recapture of Huliaipole, a major settlement at least by this region's standards, is a bit more optimistic.

    The Akhmat (Chechen) battalion has lost dozens killed or wounded after a Ukrainian attack on their training ground in Kursk Oblast.

    Early reports that "3rd Azov Corps" (I assume they mean 3rd Assault Brigade) has launched a counter-offensive on the Lyman front designed to cut off a Russian salient. Progress so far unclear.
  5. In Topic: The Russia Politics and War in Ukraine Thread

    23 May 2026 - 12:03 PM

    Russian authorities have banned civilian vehicles from using the Donetsk-Mariupol highway, due to the overwhelming presence and fire control from Ukrainian drones.

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    Tsundoku 

    24 Jan 2026 - 22:30
    sorry dude, missed you this year. Happy 47th
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    Tsundoku 

    22 Jan 2025 - 13:13
    happy #46 Wert, and many more
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    Tsundoku 

    21 Jan 2024 - 21:23
    happy #45 old chap
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    Tsundoku 

    21 Jan 2023 - 14:29
    geez Wert, getting old son. Have a good one.
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    ArchieVist 

    28 Jul 2022 - 16:57
    Wert, Sorry you didn't get your map question answered in Erikson's AMA. I had my fingers crossed. But check out the last 30 seconds of this new Critical Dragon interview. Erikson pulls out a sheaf of maps! So something still exists. Maybe something ICE needs for future PtA books.
    https://youtu.be/xb0UZ5e1Sw4?t=4230
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    Tsundoku 

    21 Jan 2022 - 14:32
    Happy birthday Wert
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    Tsundoku 

    22 Jan 2021 - 09:19
    Whoa ... meaning of life. Happy birthday
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    Tsundoku 

    05 Mar 2020 - 09:29
    Sorry, missed your birthday this year. Hope it was a good one.
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    Tsundoku 

    22 Jan 2019 - 11:51
    Dun dun dunnnnn ...
    Forty! YAAAAAHHHHHH!
    Have a good one.
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    Tsundoku 

    22 Jan 2018 - 08:24
    Same as below. Better make it a good one because it's 40 next year.
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    Tsundoku 

    22 Jan 2010 - 15:32
    Happy Birthday, now go out and get wrecked :)
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