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  1. In Topic: Discworld by Terry Pratchett

    Yesterday, 07:39 PM

    Discworld #35: Wintersmith

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    Tiffany Aching is continuing her training as a witch under the fearsome Miss Treason, though Granny Weatherwax is still keeping watch from afar. Tiffany makes an unfortunate choice during a winter festival and attracts the attention of the Wintersmith, a mythological figure who, this being Discworld, is rather less mythological and more real than Tiffany prefers. Once again, she joins forces with the Nac Mac Feegle to try to overcome this threat...before she is sucked into the mythological story against her will.

    Wintersmith is the thirty-fifth Discworld novel (out of forty-one; the ending is just starting to edge into sight) and the third to focus on the character of Tiffany Aching. Nominally, this is a YA-focused Discworld novel. However, given Sir Terry Pratchett's resolute refusal to talk down to younger readers, there isn't a vast amount of difference between this and an "adult" Discworld novel, save toning down Nanny Ogg's double entendres a tiny bit.

    Wintersmith's theme, as much as can be said, is about the interaction between mythology and reality. The Wintersmith - not quite a god but more than just a spirit - is brought into the real world by Tiffany's actions and fixates upon her, forcing her to try to find a way of removing his interest.

    As is usual with Pratchett, there are plenty of laughs, some impressive character development - Roland, Tiffany's would-be romantic interest, gets plenty of solid advancement here - and some thoughtful musings on the ideas of responsibility and how some people prefer comforting illusions and lies to harsh reality. But the book also has some weaknesses. The Wintersmith himself is the latest in a long line of incorporeal characters who want to become human but don't quite get it (Death famously spent a book or two flailing around this idea) and his level of threat is quite vague for most of the book. The idea of an ancient spirit falling in love with a young teenage girl is also a bit weird, and doesn't really go anywhere.

    If anything it's the numerous subplots and side-character which fare much better. Roland's attempts to evade the attentions of his aunts and turn into a good would-be ruler are entertaining, and Tiffany's tutoring of a superficial and apathetic young witch into a more responsible figure feels like it could be a whole book by itself. The Nac Mac Feegle also don't have much to do and Pratchett's attempts at giving them more development feel a bit more perfunctory here than in A Hat Full of Sky. Still, at least they are not overused.

    Neither are Discworld heavy-hitter characters Granny Weatherwax and Nanny Ogg, who back off for most of the book to let Tiffany deal with the threat of the Wintersmith herself. This is a good move by Pratchett, who resists the temptation of fanservice to better develop his new(ish) protagonist.

    Wintersmith (***½) is a solid, if unspectacular, slice of Discworld. It has great characters, comedic moments and some nice thematic ideas, but the central plot feels a bit wooly and never quite gels together into a concrete threat. But the Nac Mac Feegle storming the Underworld with the help of a sentient cheese and negotiating a discount on crossing the River Styx is an all-timer Discworld moment.
  2. In Topic: The Russia Politics and War in Ukraine Thread

    Yesterday, 05:47 PM

    Some reports that Germany is considering buying Flamingo know-how from Ukraine to then mass-produce their own equivalent for sale across Europe, and possibly to augment Ukrainian production.

    Russian anti-air missile production seems to have dropped from previous years, forcing Russia to make harder decisions about which incoming Ukrainian munitions to try to intercept. Apparently the situation in Crimea is so bad that Sevastopol Air Defence Command made a public plea for new missile stocks. One unconfirmed report is that, at least in some areas, Russian Buk launchers only have 1-2 missiles for 6 batteries.

    A third strike on the Perm refinery, pretty heavy damage.

    Ukraine has hit and damaged a Karakursk-class missile destroyer in the Caspian Sea, near Dagestan.

    Reports of furious close-quarters combat on the Sumy front, with Russian soldiers using an underground pipe to emerge in the rear of the Ukrainian 71st Brigade. Fortunately, the Ukrainians detected the incursion and reportedly killed 44 Russian soldiers in less than half an hour of intense combat.

    The US has removed Ukraine from the list of countries facing arms import restrictions.

    Drones entered Latvian airspace, forcing Latvia to scramble defensive aircraft. Some of the drones subsequently left Latvian airspace, but at least two fell out of the sky near Rezekne, damaging an empty oil tank.

    Ukraine has switched to only using one Patriot interceptor per incoming Russian cruise missile versus two, to preserve dwindling stocks.
  3. In Topic: The Russia Politics and War in Ukraine Thread

    05 May 2026 - 05:15 PM

    Some interesting hard data on the front. Ukraine's 37th Marine Brigade near Oleksandrivka repulsed dozens of attacks from Russian forces. 274 Russian soldiers with killed or wounded, three tanks, three artillery systems, one IFV and sixteen other vehicles, along with 135 drones, were destroyed. In return, Russia advanced exactly zero point zero kilometres in a month.

    This is a change in the tide, where a previous sacrifice of resources a year or two ago would have seen Russia achieve similar losses for advancing a few dozen or hundred metres at least.

    Ukraine has driven Russian forces back 8km down the bank of the Dnipro and now seem poised to fully recapture Prymorske. Russia has been curiously inept on this front given it's importance to their overall objectives, including bringing Zaporizhzhia city within tube artillery range (which they're currently going in the wrong direction to achieve).
  4. In Topic: Israel and Iran

    04 May 2026 - 04:37 PM

    Iran has launched a military operation over the Strait of Hormuz, targeting at least two ships (a South Korean cargo vessel and a UAE tanker) and the port of Fujairah, as well as launching drones and cruise missiles towards Dubai. UAE air defences have engaged. Qatar has gone on full alert.

    Two US destroyers in the Strait of Hormuz were ordered to leave and then fired upon by Iranian vessels, though the Americans have not confirmed this.
  5. In Topic: The Russia Politics and War in Ukraine Thread

    04 May 2026 - 04:32 PM


    Reading through the suggestions of a coup against Putin in more detail.

    Apparently there was a significant shift in Putin's security starting in early April. Public appearances were scaled back significantly, and Putin and his family stopped staying at their Moscow residences, instead staying inside the security cordon at the Kremlin or in more remote, easily-sealed-off compounds in the countryside. Independent Russian media outlet Important Stories reports that the internal security level was raised around 1 March, possibly for the first time since Prigozhin's would-be coup.

    This may tie in with other rumours that the Russian military was ordered to massively prioritise the security of all of their drones in particular, with every single drone now having a significant chain of identification from assembly to battlefield deployment. This in theory prevents a drone being used against Putin without its ID being known. This may also be contributing the slowdown in Russian drone production, and why some elite Russian drone operators have been sent into direct combat (a virtual death sentence).

    Apparently there was a tense meeting in the Kremlin in late December where security officials traded blame for the assassination of a Russian lieutenant general (presumably Igor Kirillov) and were unable to formulate a plan to stop further assassinations by explosives or drones, to Putin's frustration.

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    Staffers working near Putin are no longer allowed to use mobile phones or take public transport, the report says, part of a raft of extreme new security measures implemented by the Federal Protective Service (FSO), the agency that protects Russia’s top officials. “Surveillance systems have been installed in the homes of cooks, photographers, and bodyguards,” the document reads.

    In addition, Putin and his family have stopped visiting their residences in the Moscow region, and the president has made no appearances at military sites this year. 

    As reported by Important Stories, some of the information in the report was independently corroborated. For example, a former FSB officer told reporters earlier this year that it was the FSO, not the FSB, that was responsible for recent large-scale internet shutdowns in Moscow. The same claim is made in the intelligence document.

    A current FSB officer told reporters that his unit was having trouble obtaining wiretapping authorization for criminal investigations because “all the equipment has been redirected to monitor the government and other state bodies.”

    Amid setbacks in Russia’s grinding war on Ukraine and mounting economic problems, other signs of fear and tension have spilled into the public eye. For the first time in years, the upcoming Victory Day parade in the heart of Moscow will not include any heavy military vehicles, a security decision the Kremlin attributed to Ukrainian drone strikes.

    The May 9 celebration — the centerpiece of Putin’s effort to recast his invasion of Ukraine as a continuation of the Soviet war against Nazism — will also be attended by an unusually low number of high-level foreign dignitaries.

    An unusual level of discontent has also recently appeared in social media, with Russians voicing their outrage at recent blocking of mobile internet services and rising prices.


    There are also suggestions that Russia's increasing internet clampdown and Putin's reforms of the Federal Protective Service and National Guard might be a prelude to a full "Iranianisation" of Russia, with the FSP and NG forming an IRGC analogue. Interestingly, the FSB appears to be outside of this scope, suggesting that Putin's distrust of the FSB ever since the initial invasion of Ukraine went badly wrong has not been repaired in the four years since.

    Putin has also reportedly returned to micromanaging the war on almost every front, despite a lack of military training, which might explain a great deal about some of Russia's insane decisions. 

    Ukraine is claiming that FP1 drones penetrated Moscow's air defence cordons overnight, flying over 10 S-400 batteries and around 80 Pantsir and Tor systems before they were finally engaged. FP1s are not known for stealth, so its unclear why they were not engaged.

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    Tsundoku 

    24 Jan 2026 - 22:30
    sorry dude, missed you this year. Happy 47th
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    Tsundoku 

    22 Jan 2025 - 13:13
    happy #46 Wert, and many more
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    Tsundoku 

    21 Jan 2024 - 21:23
    happy #45 old chap
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    Tsundoku 

    21 Jan 2023 - 14:29
    geez Wert, getting old son. Have a good one.
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    ArchieVist 

    28 Jul 2022 - 16:57
    Wert, Sorry you didn't get your map question answered in Erikson's AMA. I had my fingers crossed. But check out the last 30 seconds of this new Critical Dragon interview. Erikson pulls out a sheaf of maps! So something still exists. Maybe something ICE needs for future PtA books.
    https://youtu.be/xb0UZ5e1Sw4?t=4230
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    Tsundoku 

    21 Jan 2022 - 14:32
    Happy birthday Wert
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    Tsundoku 

    22 Jan 2021 - 09:19
    Whoa ... meaning of life. Happy birthday
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    Tsundoku 

    05 Mar 2020 - 09:29
    Sorry, missed your birthday this year. Hope it was a good one.
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    Tsundoku 

    22 Jan 2019 - 11:51
    Dun dun dunnnnn ...
    Forty! YAAAAAHHHHHH!
    Have a good one.
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    Tsundoku 

    22 Jan 2018 - 08:24
    Same as below. Better make it a good one because it's 40 next year.
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    Tsundoku 

    22 Jan 2010 - 15:32
    Happy Birthday, now go out and get wrecked :)
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