[Chaos]

Haha deodorant was mine, when we got the meat contribution for the bbq got a few more bits and bobs and only realised had left some of at yours till the next day. I'm sure Hetan will thank me though

Can I use my brother's vote but for me instead?

[Thelomen Toblerone]

Cougar;366876 said:

Except you lost to me you urchin and I was hammered and you'd barely touched a shandy.

Apparently northerners are immune to overt, oozing levels of sarcasm.

And in my defence, I was hungover.

@ Mal : WIN!

[Rich the Great]

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the pool yet. That I beat Steven Erikson at pool. Oh yes.

[Morgoth]

Rich the Great;367503 said:

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned the pool yet. That I beat Steven Erikson at pool. Oh yes.

Yeah, we didn't think it approriate to mention it before we've burned you. We need some kind of sacrifice to make him forgive us as a collective entity, and since you're the actual perpetrator, you're also the natural choice.

[Cougar]

That may be so Rich but you got owned at darts by your uncle Cougar.

[Sir Thursday]

Cougar;367547 said:

That may be so Rich but you got owned at darts by your uncle Cougar.

I couldn't hit that bullseye or I'd have had a slightly flukey win over you there .


Sir Thursday

[Tremolo]

@Mal: That is absolutely awesome news. *geekgasms*

The bedroll is (was) mine and you can have it if you want it. I bought it cheap in London for the BBQ.

[Rich the Great]

Cougar;367547 said:

That may be so Rich but you got owned at darts by your uncle Cougar.

When did we play darts?

[Cougar]

At about 3 am, it was a looooooong game

I also lost a bedroll so I've no idea where mine is!

[Tremolo]

Cougar;367842 said:

I also lost a bedroll so I've no idea where mine is!

I think Illy wrapped it around a sausage and ate it!

[Chaos]

Now there's a methaphor if ever there was one..

[Malaclypse]

Right, so the results of the raffle are as follows:

First, I will explain the methodolgy: I simply chose a card from my homemade Deck of Dragons, Knight of Chains in this case(because Karsa is probably my favourite character), and used a stripped version of the deck so that I had one card for each eligible attendee (17 by my count). I include the full results for the sake of interest that you may or may not have

Chaos - Weaver of Life
Menandore - Reaver of Chains
Thelomen Toblerone - Knight of Chains
Tiste Simeon - Captain of Dark
caladanbrood - Soldier of Death
Cougar - King of Shadow
Tremolo - Soldier of Dark
Rich the Great - Virgin of Death
Morgoth - Consort of Chains
Dag - Herald of Death
Mr. B - Oponn
Imperial Historian - Builder of Life
Sir Thursday - Hound of Shadow
Illuyankas - Queen of Light
Dancer (CoD) - Whore of Life
Paleman - Maiden of Light
Baudin - Apprentice of Shadow


Therefore, TT is our winner. Congratulations! PM myself or Hetan regarding how you would like to collect your prize. Menandore has to come and collect her ring at some point and it seems you two are pretty cozy so perhaps you could coordinate with her

[Chaos]

Seriously TT buy a lottery ticket. Now. And then give me the winnings. ROTG and TTH. Congrats mate

[Thelomen Toblerone]

HOLY BUGGERING WIN!!!:shocked::eek:

I am truly, truly malazanishly blessed at the moment.

Im working most days atm, but Im around fairly often in September. Otherwise, post is probably the best option, I guess I send a cheque for postage costs to you guys, then you send the book?

[Cougar]

Jammy little Chav.

I didn't want to have to tell everyone this but while we were at the BBQ I caught Toby stealing silverware from Hetan and Mal's house, therefore I think the result should be annulled and the prize given to me.

[Chaos]

I didn't want to be the one to have to tell everyone this but I saw Cougar HELPING the Charv to steal the silverware from Hetan and Mal's house, therefore I think the result should be annulled and the prize given to me

[caladanbrood]

Soldier of Death? Awesome!

Wait, does that make me the Seguleh Second or Baudin? CONFUSION!!:eek:

[Morgoth]

caladanbrood;368429 said:

Soldier of Death? Awesome!

Wait, does that make me the Seguleh Second or Baudin? CONFUSION!!:eek:

I'm more worried about the nature of my card to be honest

I think the most apropriate one has to be that of Paleman

[caladanbrood]

Illy, Dancer and Pale are all in trouble, I reckon!

[Giles]

caladanbrood;368429 said:

Soldier of Death? Awesome!

Wait, does that make me the Seguleh Second or Baudin? CONFUSION!!:eek:

you'd have to be the seguleh second because im Baudin
i'm liking apprentice of shadow for myself as well