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#401 Illuyankas

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 09:13 PM

@Cougar: I'm going to blame the two hours of sleep, drinking 7 different bottles of ale in 2 hours (would be faster but being drunk and annoying at SE took up a lot of my time), and that damned mead. In the future I will be staying away from any drink that starts with 'my friend's home-made'. And my shirts were awesome, you obviously must be just jealous because your only shirt is woven from your still growing back hair. You're Spindle's mum.

EDIT: And really, the only moment of true failure I suffered was when I had the opportunity to read, if not email to myself, the first book of Dust of Dreams AND I LET IT SLIP AWAY DUE TO SOME MISPLACED SENSE OF HONESTY

That sense is dead now, believe me.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

#402 Menandore

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 09:28 PM

Illy's homemade mead was awesome! Illy, you have to get the recipe off your friend, I really want to try making that stuff

Huge thanks to Hetan & Mal for allowing the scary mob into their beautiful home and throwing such a great party!!

#403 Cougar

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 09:32 PM

Some pics.

Malaclypse with the trackball of destiny, Mal, Trem and Rich the Great, a fucking disturbing picture of Cult and Brood and finally Toby - 40% cossack, 30% Chav 30% victorian chimney sweep.

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#404 caladanbrood

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 09:34 PM

Cougar;350646 said:

Toby - 40% cossack, 30% Chav 30% victorian chimney sweep.

CHARV!!

O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.

#405 Illuyankas

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 09:36 PM

Oh, and Cougar managed to persuade* Steve to add something to The Crippled God - instead of maps, there's going to be a penis size comparison chart, rating most of the cast, including characters like Karsa, Ublala, and Beneth against each other. I tell you, the discussions about who's bigger, Rake or Ruin, and whether their Soletaken form makes a difference is going to fill the forum for WEEKS.

*OK, he was smiling and nodding blankly but I'm sure that means yes

#406 Cougar

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 09:40 PM

1. Worst. Armwrestle. Ever: Illy takes on Morgoth, whilst Toby trys to contain his excitement with a slice of cake.

2. Almost everyone, still sober at this point

3. The chicken of hate and his stein, mere hours away from becoming Cardinal Chunder, praying on his knees into the massive white telephone to the god of fail.

4. "Everyone line up left to right in descending order of prettyness!" Sarah, Imperial Historian and you all know Tiste Simeon.

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#407 Illuyankas

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 09:44 PM

Damn it, if I still had control of my profile Cardinal Chunder would have sneaked into the signature somewhere. Also, I am proud I didn't actually throw up on Steve. That would have been awkard.

next year...

#408 Cougar

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 09:46 PM

1. Paleman and Mrs Paleman

2. Everyones favorite big cat enjoys the spoils of armwrestling victory, by drinking my pint from Illy's fabled stein. Note what Brood has christened my Bobby Charlton comb-over.

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#409 Dancer+

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 09:55 PM

Cougar was the only worthy arm pushing contestant. He's a very strong man, and brings up the 5th loss of my career. I'll QUIETLY await a proper width table for a proper, and laughable, contest at some point in the future.

A game of golf is also in order, all abilities welcome

#410 Cougar

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 09:58 PM

Yeah, at least we decided not to do it outside, I could barely reach Illy across that

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#411 Giles

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 10:00 PM

wait didnt i arm wrestle you as well? and i dont think i lost one either, although i think cougar would have caned me.

"Hollow. My name is Kurosaki Ichigo. You killed my mother. Bankai."

#412 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 10:13 PM

Let's face it, the dogs kept this gathering cool.

And of course, these two...

Chaos, Dag, Brood, Me, Illy.

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I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.

#413 Illuyankas

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 10:14 PM

Ah, you can see my Inn face in that last picture.

#414 Dancer+

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Posted 13 July 2008 - 10:25 PM

Morgy seemed to keep you pretty interested as well to be honest, Simeon. Your heavenly promises of snuggles, and more certainly looked to excite you.

Baudin: Cougar would have easily beat you. I did count you in my career losses though.