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Mezla PigDog;348721 said:
Anyway, I hope you guys have fun and my personal theory that Hetan and Mal are cannibals and have been laying down the groundwork for this feast for years remain unfounded. 
What? WHAT???:shocked:
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Posted 10 July 2008 - 12:17 PM
What? WHAT???:shocked:
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Posted 10 July 2008 - 12:24 PM
Hey, I wasn't nibbled upon once during the last one.
Also, just to give you an idea of how close I'm cutting this, I only got the money to buy the train tickets today. Yeah. Incidentally, Brood, are we getting food and booze on the way up, or should I bring some on the train?
Also, just to give you an idea of how close I'm cutting this, I only got the money to buy the train tickets today. Yeah. Incidentally, Brood, are we getting food and booze on the way up, or should I bring some on the train?
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 10 July 2008 - 12:29 PM
We can definitely stop somewhere en route. Near Cambridge, most likely. Personally, I was gonna buy booze before, and food when we're nearly there.
Your train gets in at 10.35 yeah?
Your train gets in at 10.35 yeah?
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Posted 10 July 2008 - 12:32 PM
Yeah. Granted, I forgot what time the train back on Sunday will be, but I have all day to get the tickets so there's no rush.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 10 July 2008 - 12:38 PM
Have you got my number still? I can't remember if I sent it before.
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Posted 10 July 2008 - 12:39 PM
Yes, unless you changed it. Credit is a different matter.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 10 July 2008 - 09:45 PM
Oi Trem I'll PM you my mobile number, if you arrive in Enfield early or have any problems call me and I'll come fetch you. If you do get there early and you fancy doing some shopping (food or otherwise), the town and shopping centre are to your left once you come out the station, walk about 100 yards and you'll be at the end of the high street, and the shopping centre's ont he left. My house is the far end of the high street so you can be scared by my close proximity.
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Posted 11 July 2008 - 03:14 PM
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I hope you guys have fun 
Me too!
I'm gutted I didn't know aboot this earlier, or, had met Brood, IH, MPD, Tiste, Cougar et al before the book signing.
Ditto on the photo taking/uploading requests. Especially ones of Brood making a drunken tit of himself. Buying alcohol before getting on the train? Should make for much random hilarity come late evening! :confused:
:shocked:My (belated) congrats to Hetan and Mal. I don't know you but I love you just the same!
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Posted 11 July 2008 - 09:28 PM
OK I a, ready for this. I have bought some ales, none of which I know the taste of so it should be interesting. Except one, and that's a Black Sheep. And that's for Trem (and yes Brood, two of them are for you... To stop you moaning. ) I also will be bringing two bottles of whisky. A nice expensive one for me and Morgoth (who appreciate these things) and one for everyone else.
If we stop for food I'm OK with that but booze, I'm good to go.
{EDIT} Illy, my train gets in at 10:35 and thanks to a nifty contract I havce hundreds of minutes so if we need to phone Brood we can use my phone.
) I also will be bringing two bottles of whisky. A nice expensive one for me and Morgoth (who appreciate these things) and one for everyone else. If we stop for food I'm OK with that but booze, I'm good to go.
{EDIT} Illy, my train gets in at 10:35 and thanks to a nifty contract I havce hundreds of minutes so if we need to phone Brood we can use my phone.
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Posted 11 July 2008 - 09:53 PM
Ok, we're ready too, bring it on
and now I want you all to dance round naked at midnight sacrificing white goats and praying for sunshine
and now I want you all to dance round naked at midnight sacrificing white goats and praying for sunshine
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Posted 11 July 2008 - 10:04 PM
im looking forward to this although il have to get up at the ungodly hour of 7 oclock to be ready for my train:eek: ive got my alchohol ready in a bunch of cider and a bottle of whisky also decided to buy sausages as they were bogof and more meat is good
also decided to buy sausages as they were bogof and more meat is good
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Posted 11 July 2008 - 10:13 PM
I found other bottles of alcohol as a gift for out gracious hosts, but I need to buy food and drink en route due to a lack of money and also organisation. Because I'm clever. Shoul see the majority of you guys just after 2pm
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Posted 11 July 2008 - 10:37 PM
Yeah, it's been too long
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Posted 11 July 2008 - 10:57 PM
Yes, we'll need a food stop. And a booze stop, because I most certainly don't have enough booze.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 11 July 2008 - 11:13 PM
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Ok, we're ready too, bring it on
and now I want you all to dance round naked at midnight sacrificing white goats and praying for sunshine
and now I want you all to dance round naked at midnight sacrificing white goats and praying for sunshine
okay! I'm cold, wet and naked and absolutely knackered. Just how much dancing does it take dammit! And I though 6 goats would have been enough; what a plonker... everyone knows it's 8 goats if it's still raining. See y'all later.
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Posted 12 July 2008 - 12:22 AM
Gentlemen.
I shall see you all tomorrow.
I shall see you all tomorrow.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 12 July 2008 - 09:04 AM
Shit. Im so fucking hungover. Decided last night Id pop out for a couple of drinks, and I have no memory beyond that. I know I got on the wrong train, puked in several streets, and ended up at home somehow without my jeans. I assume so at least, as I cant find them and I was still wearing everything else when I woke up.
Today's going to be a challenge/ Possibly tee-total too.
Today's going to be a challenge/
Possibly tee-total too.
