Malazan BBQ Revisited

#281 Illuyankas

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 06:06 PM

Tiste Simeon;337734 said:

Fear not, for the list endures...

The "IOU a Pint" list:
Brood (x2).
Bent.
Elan.
Bubba (x2).
Morgoth.
Flawed (x2).
Sparkimus.
Raraku.
Xander.
Centz.
Illy (x4).

I just wanted a change of sig.

Aw, thanks, man. I appreciate that.

Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 07:13 PM

I should perhaps tell you all that we are not serving SPAM at the bbq

....... even though I appear to have partaken of quite a quantity in this thread....

damn.. need to cut and paste that list to make it easier to find now...

#283 Menandore

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 07:36 PM

Tiste Simeon;337734 said:

Fear not, for the list endures...

The "IOU a Pint" list:
Goddess Aurora
Brood (x2).
Bent.
Elan.
Bubba (x2).
Morgoth.
Flawed (x2).
Sparkimus.
Raraku.
Xander.
Centz.

I just wanted a change of sig.

Fixed that for ya

#284 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 09:03 PM

I knew the list would be abused...

Hetan are we allowed to bring spam ourselves? It just wouldn't seem right to have a meeting of forumites without any spam...

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#285 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 09:20 PM

Hmm, methinks Spam would be a most excellent addition to a Moranth Munition. Perhaps we could it a cusser.

#286 Cougar

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Posted 24 June 2008 - 09:51 PM

I'm pretty certain you will be able to freeform some verbal spam, or will it be all highbrow structured discussion like it was at the Manc meet up at Christmas...

"...So how big do you think Karsa Orlongs...you know...err...cock is?" (I'm attributing this to Mezla, but it might have been me)

I AM A TWAT

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 06:03 AM

This is the list I wanted

Hetan;334272 said:

Mal & Hetan
Menandore
Broody
Cougar
Imperial Historian
Morgoth
Sarah
Paleman
Sandra
Illy
Rich
Tremolo
Dag
Dag’s friend - Mr. B
Toby
Tiste
Dancer
Sir Thursday
Chaos
Baudin

and I remember that intellectual conversation Cougar.... one of the most fascinating events of the evening - apart from being stalked back to our hotel by Broody

#288 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 10:50 AM

He stalked you guys too? Aw, I thought I was special.

You guys have no idea how hard bull's penises are to find. I think that butcher thought he had superman eye lasers or something, the way he looked at me.

#289 Rich the Great

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 12:20 PM

Have we got any organisation towards some Malazanite BBQ games yet? Beyond the customary topless wrestling and arm wrestling. Shouts for a bit of quick cricket, maybe a kickabout in the field or some touch rugby?

#290 Tremolo

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 04:10 PM

Rich the Great;338490 said:

Every time TT says 'cock' Rich has to drink?

'We all have nukes, and we all know how to dance'

#291 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 04:48 PM

North vs South mud wrestling competition.

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#292 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 04:48 PM

Even if I wasnt in on it, that would still require him to drink more times inside half an hour than is physically possible.

I do like saying cock. Well, anything rude, really.

#293 Tiste Simeon

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 04:53 PM

I hear the only word you won't say is Sp*rs...

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#294 Tremolo

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 04:55 PM

How does one play cricket anyway? I for one am not gonna stand in the path of a hard rubber ball being thrown at me.

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 05:58 PM

Rich the Great;338490 said:

We've got darts and pool, a Wii, a PS3, 2 x-box 360's, and plenty of open space nearby so we should be able to sort something out.

@ Trem... it's not rubber, it's wood I think

#296 Thelomen Toblerone

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 05:59 PM

Tiste Simeon;338691 said:

I hear the only word you won't say is Sp*rs...

I cant believe you let that filthy, disgusting word pass your lips. Rinse your mouth with soap, immediately! :folken:

Let's play topless volleyball!

#297 Menandore

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Posted 25 June 2008 - 07:36 PM

Hetan;338759 said:

We've got darts and pool, a Wii, a PS3, 2 x-box 360's, and plenty of open space nearby so we should be able to sort something out.

@ Trem... it's not rubber, it's wood I think

I believe it's actually cork with a leather cover. Either way, getting hit by one bloody hurts.

We could get a game of rounders going. Easier than cricket and I haven't played it in years, might be fun