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Any type of fork as long as it is called a fork.
Apt, I'm sorry but Knives don't come into this equation. They would easily win in my opinion.
Dark dingy cave, 1897, fork or spoon?
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 02:26 PM
There is no dark dingy cave, or 1897, in your poll. It's not very accurate, unfortunately.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 02:56 PM
Sure wish I would have read the OP before I voted, thought it was for favorite cuttlery... so now I am stuck in a cave in 1897 with a fork...
that sucks...
I guess I will go Shawshank redemption on the walls and hopefully not starve to death....
A lightsaber fork would make it easier :folken:
that sucks...
I guess I will go Shawshank redemption on the walls and hopefully not starve to death....
A lightsaber fork would make it easier :folken:
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 05:32 PM
Illuyankas;254724 said:
There is no dark dingy cave, or 1897, in your poll. It's not very accurate, unfortunately.
That was the purpose of the title and the post. I assumed intelligent objects like a chicken and other rogues would be able to put those thoughts together. This is no kids playground.
Whether the poll is accurate or not transcends nothing, not even at what time this morning Brood brushed his teeth.
Oh wait, he didn't! Er...yes. This thread is ridiculous.
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 05:55 PM
I don't know what nasty rumours you've been spreading, but I can categorically state that I possibly maybe occasionally might somehow once in a while from time to time don't use a pumice stone for extra shine...
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 06:05 PM
*whisper* *whisper*
It was in actuality a certain viper-like whippersnapper from this forum who goes by the obscured but sometimes misunderstood name, Dolorous Menhir; the pure hearted handsome green ghost of Arc Lemsy, who first informed me of his suspicions of your categorically statement that you possibly maybe occasionally might somehow once in a while from time to time don't use a pumice stone for extra shine. He asked me to tell no one, obviously as an unwritten rule I could tell you however.
*ends whisper*
I haven't been spreading any rumours.
And I always thought the spoon would take the cake.
It was in actuality a certain viper-like whippersnapper from this forum who goes by the obscured but sometimes misunderstood name, Dolorous Menhir; the pure hearted handsome green ghost of Arc Lemsy, who first informed me of his suspicions of your categorically statement that you possibly maybe occasionally might somehow once in a while from time to time don't use a pumice stone for extra shine. He asked me to tell no one, obviously as an unwritten rule I could tell you however.
*ends whisper*
I haven't been spreading any rumours.
And I always thought the spoon would take the cake.
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 08:40 PM
I had an answer, but then I decided to read what everyone else's opinions were, and by the time I finally got here, I completely forgot which one I was going to pick. Oh well. I guess I die cold and alone in this dingy cave....
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 09:07 PM
To be honest, if the choice is between a fork and a spoon as escape mechanism, we'll all be dying with you, so don't worry.
If you're lucky you'll be able to nab a spot sleeping next to Shiara...
If you're lucky you'll be able to nab a spot sleeping next to Shiara...
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 09:08 PM
I pick the fork because... there is no spoon.
Flying Monkeys definitely win.
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 09:34 PM
Dancer;254419 said:
Any type of fork as long as it is called a fork.
Apt, I'm sorry but Knives don't come into this equation. They would easily win in my opinion.
Apt, I'm sorry but Knives don't come into this equation. They would easily win in my opinion.
I present to you, the winner.
"HAIL THE MARINES!"
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 09:54 PM
You use your fork to tune into the Forkstars forksignal and the Deathfork then forks you out of the cave. And yes, the Forkstar does exist in 1897, using a forkhole in the forktinuum the Forstar came to the past.
Apt, fork fork fork...
Apt, fork fork fork...
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 10:20 PM
Use the Forks, Lork.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 06 February 2008 - 10:39 PM
C'est schpoon?
O xein', angellein Lakedaimoniois hoti têde; keimetha tois keinon rhémasi peithomenoi.
