Posted 21 August 2016 - 04:10 AM
"Space Raptor Butt Invasion" sounds bad enough, and then you see "Oregon Patriots Occupied My Butt" ...
Oh, it gets better:
"Fingered by the Fail Whale"
"My Racist Robot Lover"
"Womanized by Idris Elba Playing James Bond: An Erotic Parody"
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker