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If you were any character in the series, who would you be?

#41 User is offline   Malaclypse 

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Posted 12 November 2007 - 01:23 PM

Has to be Karsa. He has strong opinions, a total lack of fear and common sense and knows how to have a good time whilst planning the destruction of all civilization :p

Also, this should be a poll :p

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Posted 12 November 2007 - 01:47 PM

Good idea about the poll, oh great Malaclypse. You share my love of polls evidently :p

I think we should make the poll 'which (type of) character are you most akin to type poll' Most people seem to be answering this question as who would you rather be like rather than who you are like.

If anyone is intrigued, take this quiz (I made it a while back): http://quizfarm.com/...php?q_id=75778N

It's about which Malazan character you are most like, but there are obviously limitations on choice. Tell me what you think.
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Posted 12 November 2007 - 02:21 PM

wow, that quiz is crazy long
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Posted 12 November 2007 - 02:23 PM

You can't get accurate answers without in-depth questions, you only have to click 114 times to get the results :p

I'll post my results once a few people have done the quiz (if anyone does).
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Posted 12 November 2007 - 02:31 PM

I just done it.

I'm Brys Beddict - could have been worse all things considered, he's a good guy, after all. (must have taken you ages to do that quiz!)
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Posted 12 November 2007 - 02:34 PM

I am deliriously happy...

I am an 81% match for Whiskeyjack and Cotillion, and a 78% match for Ganoes Paran and Tehol Beddict.

Very flattering. :p

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Posted 12 November 2007 - 02:40 PM

Which Malazan Character are you? You scored as a Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer You are Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer, the ex-leader of the talons. You're an unexpectedly caring character with huge abilities and are able to examine yourself critically. You do realise that sometimes regrettable things must be done to come to a solution.


Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer 100%

Brys Beddict
97%


Tehol Beddict
81%

Kalam Mekhar
81%

Kruppe
75%

Anomander Rake
72%

Quick Ben
69%

Hairlock
69%

Shadowthrone/Kallenved/Ammanas
69%

Fear Sengar
66%

Whiskeyjack
59%

Ganoes Paran
53%

The Crippled God
44%

Empress Laseen
41%


There's some pretty fucked-up questions in there...I take it you have a background in psychometrics? I detect some resonance with the Minnesota Multiphasic Personality Inventory ... Anyway, interesting quiz, thanks for making the effort :p

edit: reformat, it's not so simple as copy/paste :p

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Posted 12 November 2007 - 02:56 PM

84% Kalam - That'll do for me.
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Posted 12 November 2007 - 03:06 PM

I scored as follows....Nice:D
You are Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer, the ex-leader of the talons. You're an unexpectedly caring character with huge abilities and are able to examine yourself critically. You do realise that sometimes regrettable things must be done to come to a solution.

Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer
78%

Brys Beddict
72%

Kalam Mekhar
72%

Tehol Beddict
69%

Shadowthrone/Kallenved/Ammanas
66%

Kruppe
59%

Quick Ben
59%

Anomander Rake
59%

Fear Sengar
56%

Empress Laseen
56%

Whiskeyjack
53%

Ganoes Paran
53%

The Crippled God
44%

Hairlock
41%


- I would take any of the top three...:p
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Posted 12 November 2007 - 03:13 PM

follow-up...is the Brys-thing becuase of my expressed willingness to die for a friend/principles etc.? Because he really wasn't a character I sympathized with a whole lot.

OTOH, while I wouldn't have picked Cotillion/Dancer on my own (read: I'm humble enough not to assert that my Malazan analogue is an established God :p), I can definitely see how it's appropriate so kudos for that.

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Posted 12 November 2007 - 03:30 PM

Brys is mainly a mixture of: Duty, talent and approachability - also caring and willing to sacrifice for friends/family.

I don't have a background in psychometrics, but I understand a small amount considering I've taken the odd test myself.
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Posted 12 November 2007 - 04:22 PM

I scored as 69% Fear Sengar. Not too bad - I quite like him - though it does mean that I'm already dead. Damn.
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Posted 12 November 2007 - 04:25 PM

The Cult of Dessembrae;222689 said:

Brys is mainly a mixture of: Duty, talent and approachability - also caring and willing to sacrifice for friends/family.

I don't have a background in psychometrics, but I understand a small amount considering I've taken the odd test myself.


Right...well, it had the flavour of a real psychometric test, ie. questions intended to test one's honesty with regard to previous questions and suchlike so good job! :p

@Vengeance: How does it feel to be a watered-down version of me? :p (just joking :D)

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Posted 12 November 2007 - 04:58 PM

Brys Bedict for me, with Tehol a close second.
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Posted 12 November 2007 - 05:10 PM

Wow! I was sceptical at first, but the results are spot on! :p
You scored as a Whiskeyjack
You are whiskeyjack, the leader of the bridgeburners and ex-commander of the 2nd army. when you were in the perfect position to take power you turned it down showing your lack of lust for power. You find yourself gaining friendships and respect frequently, that perhaps you think you don't deserve. You will always defend the underdog and have a knack for leading!
Whiskeyjack
78%
Tehol Beddict
63%
Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer
63%
Fear Sengar
63%
Quick Ben
59%
Brys Beddict
59%
Ganoes Paran
56%
Kalam Mekhar
56%
Shadowthrone/Kallenved/Ammanas
50%
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Posted 12 November 2007 - 05:17 PM

It's spam but...I Rock...100% Cotillion, Be Afraid :p

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Posted 12 November 2007 - 05:20 PM

You are Fear Sengar, the leader of the Edur armies. You originally bow to the Warlock King and then afterwards your youngest sibling. You have a talent for leading and had a relatively good childhood. You know when to accept authority and when someone else is superior. You have talent but you don't like your facade to be stripped away. You keep your fears and doubts bottled up and let others voice them for you.
Fear Sengar
63%
Brys Beddict
59%
Kalam Mekhar
56%
Whiskeyjack
53%
Anomander Rake
53%
Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer
50%
Kruppe
47%
Ganoes Paran
38%
The Crippled God
38%
Empress Laseen
34%
Tehol Beddict
34%
Quick Ben
34%
Hairlock
25%
Shadowthrone/Kallenved/Ammanas
19%

heh... since i strongly dislike writing in extremes for any answer, and do so in only very few cases, that makes me harder to pinpoint...

I got Fear.. not bad, although it's only a 63% match...

Still Cult, that is an awesome quiz...
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Posted 12 November 2007 - 05:24 PM

100% Shadowthrone/Kellanved/Ammanas :angel:
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Posted 12 November 2007 - 05:33 PM

Kalem is a little weird as #1, but Kruppe is a close second. I guess I need to eat more... And Hairlock! Muhaahaa!


Which Malazan Character are you?
You scored as a Kalam Mekhar
You are Kalam Mekhar, the ex-leader of a hand of the claw. You're an assassin with unbelievable talents that works best with his supporting mage Quick Ben. You're a well-known character being in the bridgeburners and are particularly effective at whatever you undertake!
Kalam Mekhar
81%
Kruppe
78%
Quick Ben
72%
Tehol Beddict
72%
Brys Beddict
72%
Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer
69%
Fear Sengar
69%
Whiskeyjack
66%
Shadowthrone/Kallenved/Ammanas
63%
Ganoes Paran
63%
Anomander Rake
59%
Empress Laseen
47%
The Crippled God
41%
Hairlock
38%
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Posted 12 November 2007 - 05:40 PM

You scored as a Tehol Beddict
You are Tehol Beddict! brother to brys and hull. you are a diabolical genius and are able to succeed with alarming ease. You sleep often but when your awake you like to prove that you're the best and you know what you want.

Tehol Beddict
69%
Cotillion/The Rope/Dancer
69%
Whiskeyjack
66%
Shadowthrone/Kallenved/Ammanas
66%
Kalam Mekhar
63%
Kruppe
59%
Fear Sengar
56%
Anomander Rake
56%
Quick Ben
56%
Hairlock
53%
Brys Beddict
50%
Empress Laseen
50%
Ganoes Paran
44%
The Crippled God
31%


Diabolical genius... hell yeah :heyhey:
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