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If you were any character in the series, who would you be?

#21 User is offline   Apsalar Shadowdancer 

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Posted 03 November 2007 - 07:43 PM

Paran, because I'm not always good at what i do but i give it my all.
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Posted 03 November 2007 - 11:05 PM

As much as I would like to be superior powerful and all, the powerful ones in the series seem to have a bunch of problems dragging behind their asses. So probably I would chose Kruppe: He seems to have an awful lot of fun and still maintains an aura of mystery around himself. Also I like good food and the occasional drink... :D
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Posted 03 November 2007 - 11:51 PM

ublala pung and not for the reason you all think, jeez get ur minds outta the gutter

but seriously fiddlers my man
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Posted 04 November 2007 - 12:08 PM

I guess I'm a bit like Fiddler... minus his sense of humour.:D
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Posted 04 November 2007 - 08:03 PM

Heh.. Paran.. I like introspection, I'm not good with responsibilities, often doubt myself...
Or Cotillion. Because he's the only character of the series (so far) who's revealed to enjoy apples...
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And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.
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Posted 04 November 2007 - 09:12 PM

Cotillion easily,
He's the one character in the book that I really believe I would be similar too. His sense of humour is almost a replica to mine, I have his arrogance, and he has a heart which I would use some of the time like he does, and if that were not enough my best friend is surprisingly very similar to Kellanved/Shadowthrone. He couldn't believe it when I described the two characters, neither I.

We're considering suing SE :D

I'd also like to be Dassem Ultor, Lord of Tragedy and Tears, I feel like a lot of the time. But then again Itkovian's sacrifice was akin to what I would do if I were left to my own devices without any love or strong friendship to bind me.
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Posted 05 November 2007 - 01:07 AM

Tehol certainly has the dry dialogue and scheming that I fancy myself as having.

Kruppe and Quick Ben, too, but for the same reason.

I think I am a little more like Beak. Damaged, but highly functional and loyal to the death.
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Posted 05 November 2007 - 03:20 PM

Iron Bars, i just really liked him and his story and personality
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Posted 05 November 2007 - 03:21 PM

Gruntle, he walks to the beat of his own drum while making wise cracks, sleeping around, and occassionally turning into a ginormous tiger in order to wreck havok among his foes.

yup, sounds just like me
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Posted 05 November 2007 - 07:12 PM

whiskeyjack...he's well liked and gets to bang korlat, who's hot.
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Posted 05 November 2007 - 08:04 PM

I'd be Pung, Ublala Pung... :D

Not smart enough to be bothered by anything; quite big enough to... um... (how to put this delicately)... er... get laid?
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Posted 11 November 2007 - 07:07 PM

out of all the people.. well I'd be an animal...took my name after him...SE brought him back, and he keeps up with the important officials of the empire...Bent will outlive all of em.
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Posted 11 November 2007 - 09:39 PM

Tehol :p making silly wordjokes all day long :p
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Posted 12 November 2007 - 01:57 AM

I'd be Braven Tooth, I used to annoy my Drill Sergeants on purpose in boot camp and for once I'd like to be the sadistical maniac doling out the punishment like Gawd Amighty wreaking havoc amongst the sinners!!!
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Posted 12 November 2007 - 03:23 AM

I thought of this when i was choosing a name for myself on these boards. L'oric is gifted smart has a great lineage but seems to be vulnerable and no overly powerful. I think his faults and abilities would mimic what I would be like as a mage. Great a bunch of potential but I am not really going to work at it too much and keep to the background as much as possible.

After that I would pick Bauchelain power corrupts and I think it would definately corrupt me.
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Posted 12 November 2007 - 06:33 AM

I couldn't be any of the necros up to BH, not unless I had a never-ending bottle of febreeze to keep them smelling somewhat fresh. All that stench would just kill me.
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Posted 12 November 2007 - 08:51 AM

Fiddler;222539 said:

I couldn't be any of the necros up to BH, not unless I had a never-ending bottle of febreeze to keep them smelling somewhat fresh. All that stench would just kill me.


you'd get used to it...
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Posted 12 November 2007 - 09:36 AM

Caladan Brood - I'm quite placid, but make me angry and you'd regret it, also I'm a rugby front row so it had to be someone who could take a tackle and a few hit-ups.

Also "stop- hammer time!" would never get tiresome.

If not him then treach, cos he's a big stupid cat like my handle
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Posted 12 November 2007 - 09:47 AM

I'd be Mok, because I get to kick ass, be all silent and mysterious and best of all, be Lady Envy's sex slave.
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Posted 12 November 2007 - 12:26 PM

Gothos or a random D'ivers
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