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Posted 24 July 2007 - 08:26 AM

The Cult of Dessembrae;201943 said:

It holds a pretty high and unique place in fantasy pick history, No one could beat it. Why settle for national glory, when the Malaz super cup holds almost global dominance and importance!


I agree. Although it seems i now have a few people injured or transfered abroad. Damn my over zealousness er ness!
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "

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Posted 24 July 2007 - 03:14 PM

This is just a plot to worsen your position in the league so you can no longer fulfill your destiny unfortunately. Luckily for you, you can just switch those players before the league starts!
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Posted 24 July 2007 - 03:17 PM

Its those Football Spirits, trying to weaken my defence. My Acended 11 will flex the skills though.

WITNESS!
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "

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Posted 26 July 2007 - 10:28 AM

Well!....... Its all shaping up nicely and with just over 2 weeks to go before the season starts. I'm sure you all realise by now that my team is going to win. With Bobby Charlton and Peter Beardsley on the pitch how can i loose!!!.

A nice league so far but there is time for anyone else who wants to join. You are more then welcome to join such teams as:

THE ACENDED 11
TBC
BENSONS BAWBAGS
THE MALAZ EMPIRE
COMEBACK KINGS
KRONS UNDEAD XI
COASTAL REDCHEEKS
THE YOUNG GUNS
MOTTWOOD XI

Now!.... Will Lancelot's Undead XI make a fast start, galloping into the front wowing such wag damsels that can be found or will, Wyvals Coastal Redcheeks give him a flap. Both could be chopped out of the running by Alorian Darkblades ComeBackKings but I'm sure all 3 know that Flawed will show perfection throughout the season with my Acended 11.

Apologies for the appalling puns but it has to be done.

See below for how to join. Its free!!!
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "

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Posted 26 July 2007 - 10:48 AM

will join tonight, if i remember, defo before season starts:)
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Posted 26 July 2007 - 11:38 AM

drinksinbars;202316 said:

will join tonight, if i remember, defo before season starts:)


You are most welcome. You have unlimited transfers until the first game and then its all about the points and wild cards and such. I expect that within a month it will be so competitive the banter will be quite somthing.

:)
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "

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Posted 26 July 2007 - 11:41 AM

I'm just signing up. Wickan Athletic :) I'll auto select my team for now while I muse on how many Man Utd players I can squeeze into my side!
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Posted 26 July 2007 - 11:45 AM

Mezla PigDog;202320 said:

I'm just signing up. Wickan Athletic :) I'll auto select my team for now while I muse on how many Man Utd players I can squeeze into my side!


Guffaw! Great name. Have some rep. Hey you could ask the other half to help you . ( just nod and do whatever else you want after he's gone ) and then mend the rift because of the cat and the Swansea dude.

its perfect.

Flawed........bringing couples together through complete nonsense.
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "

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Posted 26 July 2007 - 11:50 AM

And who says I require a man to help me with football related skills, hmmmm? Besides, we're an unequal partnership, Man Utd fan and Swansea City. One appreciates sublime skill, the other prefers to watch League One mud wrestling!
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Posted 26 July 2007 - 12:00 PM

Chortle,

But thats why i put in brackets..... ( just nod and do whatever else you want after he's gone )

Just iin case :)
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "

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Posted 26 July 2007 - 12:34 PM

Every fantasy league needs a token girl, gives the chaps something to aim for. Who wants to be beaten by a girl, after all (in a sporting arena that is, bondage jokes would be too easy!!)? However, ingrained prejudice usually foils my pursuit of glory when I refuse to pick players from London clubs, Liverpool or Man City :) Perhaps I should get over it.....in the name of personal glory of course.
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Posted 26 July 2007 - 12:59 PM

This is true. But i get the inclining that your a bit of a dark horse and it'll be the chaps that er prop you up.
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "

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Posted 26 July 2007 - 01:43 PM

I dont know why you all bother, It's going to be me ..I mean with a name like comeback kings ..as we all know SE has more comback kings in his books than anywhere else :)

Of course I said that last season and finished 3rd from bottom owing my boss 136 quid !!

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Posted 26 July 2007 - 01:52 PM

Alorion DarkenBlade;202352 said:

I dont know why you all bother, It's going to be me ..I mean with a name like comeback kings ..as we all know SE has more comback kings in his books than anywhere else :)

Of course I said that last season and finished 3rd from bottom owing my boss 136 quid !!

Alorion


Ouch!

Would be hard to put a wager on this league. But the only thing i could suggest is positive rep from all for the winner?

That would be quite a prize
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "

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Posted 26 July 2007 - 03:43 PM

Hmmm, when's the deadline?
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Posted 26 July 2007 - 04:18 PM

Before the start of the season, or after but you'll lose points, I do believe.
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Posted 26 July 2007 - 04:32 PM

Thats no help :) When does the season start?

Also, can someone update me on transfers etc - I'm horribly out of touch...
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Posted 26 July 2007 - 06:45 PM

caladanbrood;202392 said:

Thats no help :) When does the season start?

Also, can someone update me on transfers etc - I'm horribly out of touch...


Well!

You have to register before the 11th of aug. You can register after but you will miss the starting points.

As for transfers chap there have been many. Try this link you can see whats what for the past few weeks. I hope this helps chap:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/g...ers/6258896.stm
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "

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Posted 27 July 2007 - 07:10 AM

done, k.galain rovers:)
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Posted 27 July 2007 - 08:15 AM

drinksinbars;202437 said:

done, k.galain rovers:)


Another good name. May have to change mine now as a matter of pride. If Brood joins we will have 12. Christ
"I think i was a bad person before. Before this time. I do not try to be good now but i am not bad. Perhaps if i try harder i may get a better hand dealt next time? But surely that makes it pointless? Perhaps i am good. Just good at being pointless. But that would make me bad. Bad at having a point. Ah…. I see now. I was nothing before, I am nothing now. I am bad purely because im pointless. "

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