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Which character do you dislike the most?

Poll: Which character do you dislike the most? (361 member(s) have cast votes)

  1. Crippled God (7 votes [1.94%])

    Percentage of vote: 1.94%

  2. Empress Laseen (11 votes [3.05%])

    Percentage of vote: 3.05%

  3. High Fist Pormqual (87 votes [24.10%])

    Percentage of vote: 24.10%

  4. Kruppe (15 votes [4.16%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.16%

  5. Kallor (21 votes [5.82%])

    Percentage of vote: 5.82%

  6. Rhulad Sengar (23 votes [6.37%])

    Percentage of vote: 6.37%

  7. Korbolo Dom (53 votes [14.68%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.68%

  8. Mallick Rel (77 votes [21.33%])

    Percentage of vote: 21.33%

  9. Karsa Orlong (16 votes [4.43%])

    Percentage of vote: 4.43%

  10. Others (51 votes [14.13%])

    Percentage of vote: 14.13%

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#81 User is offline   Hoods Breath 

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Posted 18 February 2011 - 10:26 PM

Other: The Maybe.
I know that's not how it's spelled and don't care. I hate the Maybe.

Also... HATE Kyle's name. How are we supposed to buy into a kick ass Assail tribesman named ...Kyle?
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#82 User is offline   Kallyfudge 

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Posted 19 February 2011 - 12:53 AM

Why don't people like Kruppe? Its one thing that surprised me as I really liked him first time.
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Posted 19 February 2011 - 02:00 AM

View PostHoods Breath, on 18 February 2011 - 10:26 PM, said:

Other: The Maybe.
I know that's not how it's spelled and don't care. I hate the Maybe.

Also... HATE Kyle's name. How are we supposed to buy into a kick ass Assail tribesman named ...Kyle?


Agreed. Cartman or Kenny would have been more believable.

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This post has been edited by Bombur: 19 February 2011 - 02:06 AM

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Posted 19 February 2011 - 02:23 PM

Actually Toc might make a good Kenny. "Oh My God.... You killed Toc!" ... "Oh Hi Toc"

But really ... Kyle? Would Anomander Rake be half as cool if he was named... Doug, or Trevor or Tim?
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Posted 19 February 2011 - 07:00 PM

It's spelled Kyle but it's pronounced Ky-la-u-eh.
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Posted 22 February 2011 - 05:41 PM

View Postworrywort, on 19 February 2011 - 07:00 PM, said:

It's spelled Kyle but it's pronounced Ky-la-u-eh.



I hereby retract my earlier criticism.
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Posted 28 February 2011 - 07:46 PM

To be honest, I can't even remember all the characters in the voting list, except their names. Pormqual? I believe that was the guy who closed the gates when Coltaine and the refugees arrived, but I am not sure. And I most definitely can't remember what he looks like or what kind of character he is/was (or if he's alive lol).
As for the Crippled God, I like the character and wish we could see more of him (haven't read the Crippled God yet, judging by the title it seems I'll get more of him). Karsa Orlong - really liked him in House of Chains, but found him less interesting as his story took him to Seven Cities. Adjunct Tavore is a great character I think, she's pretty unique in the fantasy genre.

But I have to go with "Others".
My least favorite character so far (that I can remember) is CLIP.
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Posted 09 March 2011 - 09:27 AM

Dom must die. Why oh why does SOP goes around and bites your ass? The two bridgeburners should have stuck his head on a pike during the attack on the dogslayer's camp
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Posted 15 March 2011 - 02:56 AM

I was going to say the Errant, but then I read the other replies. And it's a tough choice between him and Clip, that arrogant little twit.

Of course, if I had to choose "Who would you most like to see beaten to a pulp?" Clip wouldn't make my top 5.
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Posted 12 April 2011 - 08:44 PM

mallick rel really boils my piss, i dont know what it is about him but he annoys me and im constantly hoping he gets killed. and as for the crippled god, i actually like him and pity him after reading this final book
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Posted 29 June 2011 - 10:19 AM

Kallor, for killing Whiskeyjack.
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Posted 29 June 2011 - 10:34 AM

The Errant wasn't on the poll, and I hate him the most. However, I didn't vote "others" because Mallick Rel is a very close second.

This post has been edited by Kanese S's: 07 July 2011 - 10:54 AM

Laseen did nothing wrong.

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Posted 29 June 2011 - 05:51 PM

I voted for Mallick Rel, his actions towards the Wickans really pissed me off. To have a group of people fight so vailiantly for the empire, then to throw them under the bus was extremely low. Another reason for my dislike towards him, is I've run into slimey, two faced types before. On the same note I think he's the perfect person to be running the empire. Those slimey, two faced people can be great when they're on your side.

For the people who hate the whiney characters, you need a bit of empathey. The Myhbe physically matured very quickly at the expense of someone she cared about, while she might have been intelligent and privy to incredible amounts of information she was basically a little girl. Top that off with the weight of being tasked with being the leader and only possible salvation of an entire race. I'd be a little whiney too.

Apsalar was a young girl who was possessed by a god and made to do many unspeakable things over a course of years. I don't know about anyone else but I've seen some things that have scarred me, now think of years not being in control of your own body and commiting these acts. She didn't have a chance to mature normally and she knows she's capable of horrible things, I'm of the mind to cut her a little slack.
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Posted 29 June 2011 - 06:17 PM

The Mhybe was the mother of silverfox. Silverfox is the one who matured quick and she wasn't just a little girl she was tattersail and others. The mhybe was the one who became old and complained and was a complete rag to anyone who tried to help her. I think you are confusing the two.
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Posted 07 July 2011 - 10:25 AM

- Bidithal. What he did to those young girls is atrocious.
- Karos Invictad. I hate people like him.
- Sinter and Kisswhere in DoD. I had to struggle through their PoVs. Good thing they didn't have too many lines in TCG.
- Mallick Rel.
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Posted 07 July 2011 - 10:53 AM

Oh holy shit, I forgot about Bidithal. You're right, that guy was fucking disgusting.
Laseen did nothing wrong.

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Posted 07 July 2011 - 12:15 PM

Pormqual. I _fucking hate_ incompetent people who are unaware of their own inadequacy.
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