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The Joke thread :p

#181 User is offline   Darkwatch 

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Posted 07 May 2007 - 09:11 PM

I'm surprised he didn't get banned for the flaming that occured in that closed then deleted thread.
I find that (even though he wasn't near serious) it was probably worse then a joke he spoilered and warned against 10 times.
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#182 User is offline   Falco 

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Posted 07 May 2007 - 09:16 PM

Arf, I think I can take a guess at the joke, having read it at a previous far more "anything goes" forum.

Banning offence, really? I mean far be it for me to take Wigduk's side...
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#183 User is offline   Satan 

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Posted 07 May 2007 - 09:16 PM

longhorn;182574 said:

Clearly. I thought you non-Usians were more enlightened about those kinds of things...

I think all the admins in Europe are from England. They panic if someone pulls up their sleves.

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#184 User is offline   RodeoRanch 

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Posted 07 May 2007 - 11:08 PM

Illuyankas;182575 said:

I blame Brood. And Canada.


Whoa, don't bring my home and native land into this. We're innocent and handsome bystanders.

And I wonder. Is this another temp-ban or a permanent thing for Senor Wiggles?
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Posted 08 May 2007 - 04:06 AM

longhorn;182574 said:

Clearly. I thought you non-Usians were more enlightened about those kinds of things...


We are, but that doesn't mean our mods are (no disrespect meant, as very few people are as comfortable about those things as me) :)
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Posted 08 May 2007 - 04:17 AM

*shakes his head*

kids these days...
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Posted 08 May 2007 - 04:22 AM

Get off my lawn!
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Posted 08 May 2007 - 10:40 AM

Wiggles was banned because things started adding up. Yes, the joke was god awful ( :) ) but he's done other things such as flaming the thread mentioned above, and we would have been questioned moreso for not doing anything.

Besides, it's only a week long ban. We're not completely unreasonable. :) He'll be back eventually.
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Posted 08 May 2007 - 10:43 AM

And besides, what would you lot have to do, if not just waiting till he makes some other stupid comment that you can ban him for? :) Most of the rest of us are fine :angel:
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Posted 08 May 2007 - 03:57 PM

you never banned me, I feel left out.
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Posted 08 May 2007 - 04:01 PM

Would you like to be banned?
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#192 User is offline   Gothos 

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Posted 08 May 2007 - 04:09 PM

I don't post much anyway, can I still read the hawt girls topic? :-)
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Posted 08 May 2007 - 04:12 PM

Never been banned before, I'd have to check with someone else. :)
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Posted 08 May 2007 - 04:17 PM

Thinking about it, Im not sure. Brood banned me briefly, and when I tried to load up the forum it said something like youve been banned, come back later or something like that. Maybe if you got rid of cookies or used a different IP address it'd work.
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Posted 08 May 2007 - 05:56 PM

Banning the user doesn't ban the IP. Provided you don't have the computer log you on automatically, you'd be fine;)
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Posted 08 May 2007 - 06:40 PM

Thatd be where I fucked up, then.
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Posted 08 May 2007 - 06:55 PM

I think getting banned in the first place is where you fucked up, actually :)
OK, I think I got it, but just in case, can you say the whole thing over again? I wasn't really listening.
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Posted 08 May 2007 - 07:58 PM

Can we get back to JOKES please ?

Little boy is sharing a bath with his dad ....

" Whats that Dad " says the boy pointing at his dads genitals

" Thats me Hedgehog son " replies his dad trying to change the subject

" Oh........ Its got a big DICK hasn't it " :)
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Posted 08 May 2007 - 08:22 PM

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.
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Posted 08 May 2007 - 08:34 PM

Can't beat a good blonde joke...

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small town in Arkansas.

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

"I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person.

Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general and all in the name of humor!"

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little shit on your knee."
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