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Football World Cup (or soccer for the americans)

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 06:37 AM

WE WOOOOOOOOOON !! Vive la France Posted Image

It was good to see Zin?dine smiling (he possess a wonderful smile) and he silences Spain with a good goal and Viera , Ribery , good good ! How these 3 minutes at the end were loooong !!

Well , yeah it will be hard versus Brazil but who knows ? Since now they aren't terrific . They need some faith , not make the same stupid mistakes and to go ! Like said Domenech yesterday 'on va continuer avec notre bande de p'tits vieux' yeees

F*** to Aragones who once told racists words about Thierry Henry , spanish supporters were like 'go back home Zidane ! Bye bye' and blah blah blah , yeah they won't see him again but it's them who are going back home :)
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#182 User is offline   Cold Iron 

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Posted 28 June 2006 - 02:34 PM

An Australian man has been arrested in Italy for an assault on a local
man following the football match between Australia and Italy.

Witnesses say the Australian man was 20m away when the incident
happened. The victim suffered a fractured skull, a cardiac arrest and
has developed diabetes as a result of the incident. He is expected to
recover in a few minutes.
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Posted 28 June 2006 - 03:38 PM

Cold Iron said:

. He is expected to
recover in a few minutes.


Through the use of the amazing healing qualities of a wet spunge and frost spray
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
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Posted 28 June 2006 - 08:23 PM

Damn Henry going down like a little biotch.

And he complained about dives, well Mr. Henry your are worse, fake like you get hit in the face when you got a shoulder in your chest.
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Posted 30 June 2006 - 05:53 PM

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The Jormans, or the team that knocks them out will win. =)


+1

=)
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Posted 30 June 2006 - 09:33 PM

The second it hit penalties, I knew the Germans had won it. Expected more from Ukraine though. Yes, even after the last game.
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Posted 30 June 2006 - 10:05 PM

Italy's my team this year, so hopefully they'll come out and rape Germany. Then after said maul, Italy will destroy Brazil, after they crush France and England.
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Posted 01 July 2006 - 11:12 PM

RONALDO HATEHATEHATEHATEHATE!!!!!!
I'm a Man United fan and a staunch C. Ronaldo defender. I can only imagine how everyone else must feel.
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Posted 02 July 2006 - 01:04 AM

We're just too nice to volley him off the field like he was last game. That was possibly our mistake, not putting the boot in. I'm sure many Premiership teams won't make the same mistake... (mwahaha)
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Posted 02 July 2006 - 11:28 AM

Morgoth said:

Through the use of the amazing healing qualities of a wet spunge and frost spray

If you think about it you know most things only hurt like hell in the first minute or so. Knock your shin bone and it'll hurt enough to bring tears to your eyes, but give it a minute or two, unless you've sprained it, you'll be fit to go.
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Posted 03 July 2006 - 11:09 AM

It's amazing how many of those sooks actually clutch the part of their shin covered by the shinguard. I've worn those things and tested them with deliberate hard kicks from big guys and never cried like those soft beyotches. All you feel is impact, no pain.

Above the shinguard stings a bit, but you just get up and keep going as best you can, or come straight off if you are really injured, don't be a burden on the team. I can't help but feel contempt for penalty pulling sooks - it's a cultural thing. You just don't look for the ref to win your game for you.
Unfortunately some of that sookiness is creeping into Australian games like Rugby League etc, where you occasionally see someone diving or being soft to pull a penalty. Thank goodness most of us still hold such play in contempt. But I'll guess we'll eventually become like the rest of the world where such BS is regarded as a "legitimate part of the game". :)

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La Sombra, would like to see professional sooks shot on the field as a "object lesson" to the rest. Then urinate on the corpse. :p
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Posted 06 July 2006 - 07:26 PM

Wrong sport, Ronaldo! The move you're attempting requires a pool, not a football field!

No doubt about THAT one, is there?
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