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Posted 16 May 2006 - 07:31 PM
Alrighty then. I read all the blogs, then I applied my own brand of vast intellect, Im allso suffering from a lack of sleep.
and here's my prediction...
#1 Kallor is going to drive you lot Nutz and Mall is going to laugh! lots & lots cuz he's evil 2 and they will taunt you till you scream.
And all of u are thinking WHY!!! why are they so mean! mayhap some of you have a little tear trickling its way down your cheek to drip of your collective chin,s. So sad!
Well you fine people are in luck cuz I can enlighten you.
Ya see its because off where they live, '{ Winnipeg Manitoba ya.'} kind of a geographical anomaly you might say. More like a blight sez I.
#1. First it gets realy, realy, realy cold there in winter 6 months of -35 to-45c they dont get nice things like winter chinooks bringing warm air from the pacific, Via Beutiful British Columbia, Like Sunny Alberta the Wild Rose province bringing our temps up to balmy +10c, in the middle of winter No! they get fridgid cold blasts, from Hudsons Bay giving them windchills of -75c :eek: and what it does is par-freeze their brains ps... The rest of Canada dont call their Provincial capital. Winterpeg! for nothing
. And its not a joke we got Newfoundland for that.
#2. When it finally starts to warm up, about the middle of May. The rivers thaw too fast causing ice dams and floods. And because their brains are still frozen, they dont move fast enough to get out of the way and most of them get soaking wet feet that makes them swell so much it slows them to a crawl. My gawd someone should tell these poor sods. They should be planting rice, not wheat! I mean I have seen pictures of Vietnam. those Manitoba fields look just like rice paddies to me.
#3. About the time this mess starts to dry up. Their provincial bird shows up, aka the mosquito, in swarms to veritably darken the sky these voracious monsters are so big they can carry off small children and pets. They treat insect repelant thats less than 99% deet- {thats the skeeter go away ingredient that turns hard plastic into coloured grease} -like a fine sauce.
#4 Then they all go YAY. Its summertime. And because most of them are enemic from blood loss, and this impairs basic brain function and reasoning to a barely functioning level.
They decide, lets go camping! To the mountains, I mean mountain, Riding Mountain park to be exact, well more like a big hill really, well not realy that big either. But its got scads of trees an bushes dammit!!! but then their's hordes of dirty great black bears hiding in them there trees, just in case some poor bugger suffering from acute blood loss stumbles off the beaten path.
So its of the lake! Yay huge lake Winnipeg with soft sand and blackflies and sandflies. With that slightly warmer Hudson's Bay wind that whips up the sand and peels of a few layers of skin and that makes less layers of skin for the prov bird who uses the lake as a huge breeding facility. to drill through and drain even more blood {thats why SE lives their its for the creative realism when He's writing about the hellacious bugs Seven citys continent is known for.}
All off a sudden its fall. The frost kills the bugs the semi inteligent life forms called Manitobans recover from blood loss to the point where they are starting to question why they live where they do. When BLAM! that first cold blast of arctic air whips in from Hudsons Bay, freshly reinforced with some frigid arctic air from up around the northern tip of Greenland, and the whole sad sordid mess starts all over again.
But unlike poor Icarium who remembers squat and walks around now in blisfull ignorance.
Their subconcious minds, are whispering to them over and over again. 'That something's just not right' and because they dont have the foggiest what it is it just makes them miserable.
And we all know peeps. 'Misery just loves company.'
I know this for truth as I work with a guy who got out an made it through Sasquatchewan {He said something about passing out in a railroad boxcar Blood loss 'No doubt' }
so you see kiddies they might get to see the story before we do and heckle us like a pair of crows on a fence post
Hereby puts forth a request they change their handles to Heckle and Jeckle Magnamiously lets them decide who will be which crow.
They will prob say they would rather be Bauchlain & Broach but a gore crow is unsuitable for such as they.
But you can smile and comforted because come Sept their brains will be refrozen and they will be comatose till next spring when we have read R G for ourselves and then we'll be back on par.
Till they get to preview the next book that is
and here's my prediction...
#1 Kallor is going to drive you lot Nutz and Mall is going to laugh! lots & lots cuz he's evil 2 and they will taunt you till you scream.
And all of u are thinking WHY!!! why are they so mean! mayhap some of you have a little tear trickling its way down your cheek to drip of your collective chin,s. So sad!
Well you fine people are in luck cuz I can enlighten you.
Ya see its because off where they live, '{ Winnipeg Manitoba ya.'} kind of a geographical anomaly you might say. More like a blight sez I.
#1. First it gets realy, realy, realy cold there in winter 6 months of -35 to-45c they dont get nice things like winter chinooks bringing warm air from the pacific, Via Beutiful British Columbia, Like Sunny Alberta the Wild Rose province bringing our temps up to balmy +10c, in the middle of winter No! they get fridgid cold blasts, from Hudsons Bay giving them windchills of -75c :eek: and what it does is par-freeze their brains ps... The rest of Canada dont call their Provincial capital. Winterpeg! for nothing
. And its not a joke we got Newfoundland for that. #2. When it finally starts to warm up, about the middle of May. The rivers thaw too fast causing ice dams and floods. And because their brains are still frozen, they dont move fast enough to get out of the way and most of them get soaking wet feet that makes them swell so much it slows them to a crawl. My gawd someone should tell these poor sods. They should be planting rice, not wheat! I mean I have seen pictures of Vietnam. those Manitoba fields look just like rice paddies to me.
#3. About the time this mess starts to dry up. Their provincial bird shows up, aka the mosquito, in swarms to veritably darken the sky these voracious monsters are so big they can carry off small children and pets. They treat insect repelant thats less than 99% deet- {thats the skeeter go away ingredient that turns hard plastic into coloured grease} -like a fine sauce.
#4 Then they all go YAY. Its summertime. And because most of them are enemic from blood loss, and this impairs basic brain function and reasoning to a barely functioning level.
They decide, lets go camping! To the mountains, I mean mountain, Riding Mountain park to be exact, well more like a big hill really, well not realy that big either. But its got scads of trees an bushes dammit!!! but then their's hordes of dirty great black bears hiding in them there trees, just in case some poor bugger suffering from acute blood loss stumbles off the beaten path.
So its of the lake! Yay huge lake Winnipeg with soft sand and blackflies and sandflies. With that slightly warmer Hudson's Bay wind that whips up the sand and peels of a few layers of skin and that makes less layers of skin for the prov bird who uses the lake as a huge breeding facility. to drill through and drain even more blood {thats why SE lives their its for the creative realism when He's writing about the hellacious bugs Seven citys continent is known for.}
All off a sudden its fall. The frost kills the bugs the semi inteligent life forms called Manitobans recover from blood loss to the point where they are starting to question why they live where they do. When BLAM! that first cold blast of arctic air whips in from Hudsons Bay, freshly reinforced with some frigid arctic air from up around the northern tip of Greenland, and the whole sad sordid mess starts all over again.
But unlike poor Icarium who remembers squat and walks around now in blisfull ignorance.
Their subconcious minds, are whispering to them over and over again. 'That something's just not right' and because they dont have the foggiest what it is it just makes them miserable.
And we all know peeps. 'Misery just loves company.'
I know this for truth as I work with a guy who got out an made it through Sasquatchewan {He said something about passing out in a railroad boxcar Blood loss 'No doubt' }
so you see kiddies they might get to see the story before we do and heckle us like a pair of crows on a fence post
Hereby puts forth a request they change their handles to Heckle and Jeckle Magnamiously lets them decide who will be which crow.
They will prob say they would rather be Bauchlain & Broach but a gore crow is unsuitable for such as they.
But you can smile and comforted because come Sept their brains will be refrozen and they will be comatose till next spring when we have read R G for ourselves and then we'll be back on par.
Till they get to preview the next book that is
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Posted 17 May 2006 - 12:59 PM
ROFLMAO...swordbearer, you must have lived here...that was brilliant...and for the rest of you, now maybe you believe me when i talk about manitoba...
...thanks a lot swordbearer, it's been a tough couple of weeks and this, well, helped...
...thanks a lot swordbearer, it's been a tough couple of weeks and this, well, helped...
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Posted 17 May 2006 - 02:16 PM
Right on happy to be of assistance. Glad you enjoyed
And yep been there, had a good time actualy great Fishing! :cool: and no one else will beleive it but friendly people
But Cold swear I still can't feel a few toes...
Man stole three things from the Gods
Fire, Fermenting, and Laughter.
I'm at my Happiest, sitting by a fire with beer in hand swapping funny stories...
With my back to a tree ya just can't trust them bears.:bear:
And yep been there, had a good time actualy great Fishing! :cool: and no one else will beleive it but friendly people
But Cold swear I still can't feel a few toes...
Man stole three things from the Gods
Fire, Fermenting, and Laughter.
I'm at my Happiest, sitting by a fire with beer in hand swapping funny stories...
With my back to a tree ya just can't trust them bears.:bear:
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Posted 13 July 2006 - 07:20 PM
I take it to mean that Tehol instigates a guerilla style war from the inside out maybe, That is my thoughts on the matter.
btw your have kallor in a bad light it is a much better idea to nag him then ignore him , that way we get tid bits of info on which to speculate, and he gets his jollies in his normal sick ywisted way. I don't know about you but i am willing to take one for the team
btw your have kallor in a bad light it is a much better idea to nag him then ignore him , that way we get tid bits of info on which to speculate, and he gets his jollies in his normal sick ywisted way. I don't know about you but i am willing to take one for the team
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Posted 13 July 2006 - 07:21 PM
PPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEE
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Give me more info?????????
Or i will get mad, i swear
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Give me more info?????????
Or i will get mad, i swear
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Posted 13 July 2006 - 08:17 PM
Well, if we're talking guerilla warfare, who better to lead it than the mighty Crump? As a Mott Irregular, he'd be perfect for that campaign. Maybe he'll prove he's not quite so stupid after all.
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Posted 13 July 2006 - 09:14 PM
Crump is a loose cannon.
A good guerilla needs a good mind in planning out where and when to hit.
Tehol's the only candidate here.
(and if you read well, Pallor already admitted that...)
A good guerilla needs a good mind in planning out where and when to hit.
Tehol's the only candidate here.
(and if you read well, Pallor already admitted that...)
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Posted 13 July 2006 - 09:33 PM
he in no way indicates that it will be guerilla style warfare. Maybe a Toblakai size band of angry gorillas comes down from the mountains, and starts decimating everything in their paths. Only they turn out to be a different kind of trolbahral(SP), who then mates with the last one alive (we never actually saw him die, did we?) creating a super-gorilla-lizard-cat-thing Trobahral that then kills all the hounds of darkness, and then that thing gets donkey-kicked by the glorious pust mule and destroyed.
Oh and the 14th and Paran meet up, and create some 27k giant army of doom (with the grey helms) and do something great. But thats the back story. I want to know about d'ivers hot lovin, darnit!
Oh and the 14th and Paran meet up, and create some 27k giant army of doom (with the grey helms) and do something great. But thats the back story. I want to know about d'ivers hot lovin, darnit!
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Posted 15 July 2006 - 02:27 PM
Maybe Icarium's that conflagration....that in some twisted way, things will actually turn out as expected! That Icarium will go to Lether and loose hell.
As for the guerillas, well, there are all those people that Tehol spirited away to those islands.
I'm also not sure what happened to the great Letherii navy.. They never engaged the Edur, as far as I know. Maybe they're in waiting. As the The Ceda said, "the seas must be freed. It's as simple as that." Well, why? Sure, the sea-demon was formidable but was there another reason? The islands? The navy? Both?
As for the guerillas, well, there are all those people that Tehol spirited away to those islands.
I'm also not sure what happened to the great Letherii navy.. They never engaged the Edur, as far as I know. Maybe they're in waiting. As the The Ceda said, "the seas must be freed. It's as simple as that." Well, why? Sure, the sea-demon was formidable but was there another reason? The islands? The navy? Both?
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Posted 15 July 2006 - 03:14 PM
Monoch,
The navy is trolling around in malazan waters in BH.... remember that whole Illusion-Quick-Bottle-getting-off-Eresal-Hold-Magic battle that didnt happen?
the malazan transports hold 200 soldiers. thats 5 per 1000. there is something between 7000-8000 soldiers left. thats at least 40 transports (if they have no extras... although I seem to remember saying every 3rd has to be full of supplies.) So that brings us to a minimal estimate of 54 transports. plus 1/3rd of that fleet is dromon-escort. Brings us to 81. (27 escorts)
Kalam says that the escorts are badly outnumbered by each fleet. say 2:1?
That is 108 enemy fighting ships. Not a bad fleet at all for pre-industrial revolution culture.
The navy is trolling around in malazan waters in BH.... remember that whole Illusion-Quick-Bottle-getting-off-Eresal-Hold-Magic battle that didnt happen?
the malazan transports hold 200 soldiers. thats 5 per 1000. there is something between 7000-8000 soldiers left. thats at least 40 transports (if they have no extras... although I seem to remember saying every 3rd has to be full of supplies.) So that brings us to a minimal estimate of 54 transports. plus 1/3rd of that fleet is dromon-escort. Brings us to 81. (27 escorts)
Kalam says that the escorts are badly outnumbered by each fleet. say 2:1?
That is 108 enemy fighting ships. Not a bad fleet at all for pre-industrial revolution culture.
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Posted 15 July 2006 - 05:51 PM
That was the Edur navy, not the Letherii, though it's possible they are now united into one. But maybe the Letherii navy is still loose somewhere and causing hell.
And I see Kallor didn't refute my Crump suggestion like he did all the others!
And I see Kallor didn't refute my Crump suggestion like he did all the others!
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Posted 18 July 2006 - 04:51 PM
I was indeed referring to the Letherii Navy. Good call re Pallor ignoring Crump LB! LOL!
Well, that's actually less painful than Pallor may have fantasized about! So none of the likely suspects.
OK, so conflagration. Assuming it's sorcery and not another Y'Ghatan. Who? Who that we know so far?
1. The Perish? Well, they serve Togg and Fanderay. Who else is in that camp? Well, apart from the Baskervilles themselves, there's that Enk'aral/Toblakai kick-a** Knight and there's the Imass' only flesh and blood Bonecaster, Silverfox.
2. The Eres/Bottle (and maybe QB)? A war fought with the sorcery of the Holds?
3. Rake??....makes sense. When he realises that the treacherous Edur are responsible for perhaps the CG's greatest abomination yet, he might just turn up to pay his respects.
Tell us this, at least Pallor: am I completely wrong so far or am I possibly right (don't want you to commit to directly answering the real question, you see.....aren't we nice? ).
Well, that's actually less painful than Pallor may have fantasized about! So none of the likely suspects.
OK, so conflagration. Assuming it's sorcery and not another Y'Ghatan. Who? Who that we know so far?
1. The Perish? Well, they serve Togg and Fanderay. Who else is in that camp? Well, apart from the Baskervilles themselves, there's that Enk'aral/Toblakai kick-a** Knight and there's the Imass' only flesh and blood Bonecaster, Silverfox.
2. The Eres/Bottle (and maybe QB)? A war fought with the sorcery of the Holds?
3. Rake??....makes sense. When he realises that the treacherous Edur are responsible for perhaps the CG's greatest abomination yet, he might just turn up to pay his respects.
Tell us this, at least Pallor: am I completely wrong so far or am I possibly right (don't want you to commit to directly answering the real question, you see.....aren't we nice?
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Posted 18 July 2006 - 05:21 PM
Kallor, since you are my own private desert-turned dead-giving ocean (Yes, thats officially a phrase now, instead of lifegiving) I order you to answer my questions:
1) Where in Wu is carmen sandiego?
2) If someone shot a tactical nuke at CG, would he die, or just mutate via radiation and become more dangerous?
3) Again, how do Jaghuts make-out. Was this lack the downfall of their civilization?
4) If there is a Rake, are the leaves his enemies and the bag his sword?
5) Does Wu have salt-water taffy?
6) Do my demanding questions lead you to answer Monoch, who is just curious and not as demanding?
7) What is your address?
8) When are you generally not around?
9) Where do you keep your spare door key?
10) Where do you keep the completed sections?
1) Where in Wu is carmen sandiego?
2) If someone shot a tactical nuke at CG, would he die, or just mutate via radiation and become more dangerous?
3) Again, how do Jaghuts make-out. Was this lack the downfall of their civilization?
4) If there is a Rake, are the leaves his enemies and the bag his sword?
5) Does Wu have salt-water taffy?
6) Do my demanding questions lead you to answer Monoch, who is just curious and not as demanding?
7) What is your address?
8) When are you generally not around?
9) Where do you keep your spare door key?
10) Where do you keep the completed sections?
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Posted 18 July 2006 - 06:59 PM
Does this mean we get the prologue soon?
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Posted 18 July 2006 - 07:11 PM
I'd be surprised but INCREDIBLY grateful if we get it this year.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Posted 18 July 2006 - 07:38 PM
bwahahahaha...im on that. patience my children patience
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Posted 20 July 2006 - 04:12 AM
there is no patience, there is only Zul.
(I think I might have dated myself with that reference...)
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