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Thelomen Toblerone 
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Posted 18 October 2012 - 07:41 AM
Thanks all - my liver is not happy with me right now....
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Tsundoku
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Posted 12 November 2012 - 08:41 AM
Guess who is 43 today!
HINT: "Elementary forces caused the egg to hatch. From it then came a ----- ------. The nature of ------ was ... irrepressible!"
HINT: "Elementary forces caused the egg to hatch. From it then came a ----- ------. The nature of ------ was ... irrepressible!"
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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stone monkey
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Posted 13 November 2012 - 09:39 PM
Thanks for the B'day wishes, guys. tbh I don't feel all that irrepressible today. One of my birthday presents appears to have been a stinking cold. Not quite what I'd wanted. 
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
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Gust Hubb
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Posted 16 November 2012 - 05:09 AM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEATH TRIBBLE!!!!!
"You don't clean u other peoples messes.... You roll in them like a dog on leftover smoked whitefish torn out f the trash by raccoons after Sunday brunch on a hot day."
~Abyss
~Abyss
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Fid
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Posted 06 December 2012 - 04:44 PM
Happy birthday Dag and Illy - hope you are having a suitably joyful celebration. In Illy's case presumably many chickens have been sacrified to make it auspicious.
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stone monkey
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Posted 06 December 2012 - 07:59 PM
Happy birthday to Dag. I hope the poodles burned well 
And Illy, congratulations on another year in your quest to rid the world of chickens
And Illy, congratulations on another year in your quest to rid the world of chickens
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
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Dag
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Posted 06 December 2012 - 09:14 PM
Thanks, guys.
And happy birthday to Illy the Chicken-Bane! Hope you're having a great day.
And happy birthday to Illy the Chicken-Bane! Hope you're having a great day.
This post has been edited by Dag: 06 December 2012 - 09:15 PM
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
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Illuyankas
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Posted 06 December 2012 - 10:58 PM
Happy birthday to Dag and whoever that strangely handsome man seen on Crimewatch running away from KFC with a couple of dozen bargain buckets is.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
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Tsundoku
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 08:15 PM
Shiara is 28 today! Wow! 
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Dag
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Posted 11 December 2012 - 11:06 PM
Happy Birthday, Empress Shiara!
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
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stone monkey
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Posted 22 December 2012 - 12:52 PM
Happy Birthday STD! Or should that be: Happy STDay?
Whichever it is, have a great one
Whichever it is, have a great one
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
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Dag
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Posted 22 December 2012 - 12:56 PM
Happy Birthday, Jeff Goldblum! ... um... I mean... Sir Thursday! Hope you're having a great day!
Hope you're having a great day!
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
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stone monkey
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Posted 01 February 2013 - 08:53 PM
This thread needs a revive. And here's the perfect opportunity.
Happy Birthday Hetan. I hope the wine has flowed freely and that Mal has been your willing slave for the day (as he should every day, but that's another story)
Happy Birthday Hetan. I hope the wine has flowed freely and that Mal has been your willing slave for the day (as he should every day, but that's another story)
If an opinion contrary to your own makes you angry, that is a sign that you are subconsciously aware of having no good reason for thinking as you do. If some one maintains that two and two are five, or that Iceland is on the equator, you feel pity rather than anger, unless you know so little of arithmetic or geography that his opinion shakes your own contrary conviction. … So whenever you find yourself getting angry about a difference of opinion, be on your guard; you will probably find, on examination, that your belief is going beyond what the evidence warrants. Bertrand Russell
