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Tsundoku 
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Posted 06 December 2008 - 08:25 AM
Happy birthday Illy (24) and Lance (33)!
Here's hoping both have many disturbing (yet arousing) tales to tell of tonight when next they are on.
Cheers,
La Sombra, also disturbing, yet arousing
Here's hoping both have many disturbing (yet arousing) tales to tell of tonight when next they are on.
Cheers,
La Sombra, also disturbing, yet arousing
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#664
Centzon Totochtin
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Posted 06 December 2008 - 11:49 AM
Happy birthday all you people born today!!! 
You get much love from Australia 
You get much love from Australia
That Elephant is looking rather frayed at the edges
#665
Sparkimus
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Posted 06 December 2008 - 10:31 PM
Happy Birthday to all of you.
Where the hell has Illy been?
Where the hell has Illy been?
QUOTE (Stalker @ Jan 23 2009, 01:09 PM) <{POST_SNAPBACK}>
So last night I was walking downtown for some pizza at like 1am with some friends of mine,
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
and someone said, "I'm so hungry I could eat a whole pizza."
I said, "I bet I could eat 100 pizzas," and no one understood me. I was sad.
#667
frookenhauer
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Posted 07 December 2008 - 03:01 AM
Is Illy cake on a bed of Illy bird cake poo? Happy birthday illy...wherever you are...
souls are for wimps
#670
Dag
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Posted 12 December 2008 - 06:39 AM
Happy Birthday, Your Majesty! 
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
#671
Bhurnae
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Posted 12 December 2008 - 07:01 AM
Happy Birthday Lady Stockings................
Mezla PigDog, on 28 September 2009 - 09:34 PM, said:
I have been entertaining tourists for many years now.... A girls gotta make a living.
#672
Tsundoku
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Posted 13 December 2008 - 10:30 AM
Belated happy birfdayz for Shiara (stupid net connections) and happy birfdayz today to Gothypoos.
*Reminiscence* I recall when he was just an obnoxious kid ... now he's no longer a kid.
Cheers,
La Sombra, like an obnoxious wine, I just get more noxious with age
*Reminiscence* I recall when he was just an obnoxious kid ... now he's no longer a kid.
Cheers,
La Sombra, like an obnoxious wine, I just get more noxious with age
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
#676
Terez
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Posted 22 December 2008 - 10:17 AM
Happy Birthday to Sir Thursday, officially the Malazan Bachelor of the Year. Ladies, give it up for the birthday boy:
Who else wants a kiss? :gaes-orfantal:
Who else wants a kiss? :gaes-orfantal:
The President (2012) said:
Please proceed, Governor.
Chris Christie (2016) said:
There it is.
Elizabeth Warren (2020) said:
And no, I’m not talking about Donald Trump. I’m talking about Mayor Bloomberg.
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Dag
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Posted 22 December 2008 - 06:26 PM
Happy Birthday, Sir! 
The problem with people who have no vices is that generally you can be pretty sure they're going to have some pretty annoying virtues.
#680
Illuyankas
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Posted 26 December 2008 - 01:04 AM
THANK YOU GENTLEMEN
I would tell you about my birthday, but a court order says I mustn't. Also, that cake looks delicious.
I would tell you about my birthday, but a court order says I mustn't. Also, that cake looks delicious.
Hello, soldiers, look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped being an unascended mortal and switched to Sole Spice, he could smell like he’s me. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re in a warren with the High Mage your cadre mage could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at me. I have it, it’s an acorn with two gates to that realm you love. Look again, the acorn is now otataral. Anything is possible when your mage smells like Sole Spice and not a Bole brother. I’m on a quorl.
