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The "Simeon Reads WoT for the First Time" Thread A thread for me to ramble

#61 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 09 February 2024 - 06:04 AM

Yeah that makes a lot of sense. A fantasy group I'm part of on Facebook has a lot of people who love it and then there's often people going "I've started this but it's not amazing..."

I really appreciate the worldbuilding and the sheer amount of detailed lore, history etc. I wish he was better at writing characters though. I'll keep at it, but I have so many other books to read is going to take me a long time...
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Posted 09 February 2024 - 04:41 PM

In light of other author book gaps, the 2/3 year spans for the later books isn't actually that bad. Erikson is surely the exception bashing out a doorstops a year to finish a massive series
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Posted 09 February 2024 - 06:04 PM

View PostMacros, on 09 February 2024 - 04:41 PM, said:

In light of other author book gaps, the 2/3 year spans for the later books isn't actually that bad. Erikson is surely the exception bashing out a doorstops a year to finish a massive series


In present context, no. Rothfuss, Martin, Lynch have taught us all a harsh lesson on that front, albeit for a variety of reasons. At the time it was a thing - most authors were steady to 1-2 years between books - but there were far less places and range to shriek about it.
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Posted 10 February 2024 - 03:03 PM

Finished crown of swords.

I think we reach peak Nyneave wanker in this book, from what little I recall of later books, she's a complete pastiche of the stubborn woman and just a tool.
Rapey grannie is still rapey, Faile is a douche and Cadsuane is a gimp as well.
Honestly, how this was ever held up as strong women characters is beyond me
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Posted 26 February 2024 - 10:17 AM

Crossroads.

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Posted 26 February 2024 - 10:32 AM

View PostAbyss, on 08 February 2024 - 07:35 PM, said:

View PostTiste Simeon, on 08 February 2024 - 11:45 AM, said:

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All in all it's an ok book. I definitely don't quite see the huge amount of love it gets but maybe if I'd read this 15 or more tears ago I'd love it just as much.


It's partly a function of the when... at the time there were a bunch of classic series... Shannara, RiftWar, Belgariad, but WoT was 'new', went bigger, and Jordan's style of writing (which people frequently forget had been refined writing seven or so Conan books) was incredibly readable. There weren't ten other massive fantasy epics on the go when WoT launched, and the hype around it grew to critical mass around book 4, where the temptation to grab all four massive doorstoppers and dig in was more than people could resists, and no one knew the series was going to run 14 books with years in between the later entries because in 1992 that was not a thing that happened and there was no internet to whine about it if it did.


This is nail on head why I think the series worked for me the first time I read it - it was my first big fantasy epic post reading Lord of the Rings. I didn't know any other comparative series so it worked on a level that I think just wouldn't land if I picked it up fresh now having read Hobb, Erikson, Martin when he's on form etc.
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Posted 26 February 2024 - 12:58 PM

Really struggling with book 4. Once again I like the setting and the plot on the wedding but man I can't stand most characters. I'm going to have a rather long break straight after this as I have so many other books I'd rather read.
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Posted 26 February 2024 - 02:31 PM

I'm in no way holding up these couple of moments as making it worth the slog, the three hundred too many interchangeable Aes Sedai etc, but I got to them relatively recently in audiobook and they both hit like a hammer (spoilers for The Gathering Storm and Towers of Midnight, both):

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Posted 28 February 2024 - 01:17 PM

I have... Officially given up. I am about 65% through book 4 and I'm just not enjoying it. I just don't care enough about the characters and what is going on with them. I can't do it anymore haha

I think I'll read the Wikipedia summaries to see what happens plot wise but I just have too many other amazing books to read to waste my time slogging through this.

If I'd read this 25 years ago it would possibly be my favourite series but as it stands I can't be bothered.

I'm a little ashamed that my determination has gone but that feeling is far outweighed by my relief that I don't have to read anymore 😂
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Posted 28 February 2024 - 01:38 PM

Fair enough, although IMHO 4 and 5 are pretty much my favourites.

Console yourself though with the knowledge you have spared yourself the experience of books 7-10. Which are banal word-shit-salad of the lowest order.
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Posted 28 February 2024 - 02:16 PM

View PostTsundoku, on 28 February 2024 - 01:38 PM, said:

Fair enough, although IMHO 4 and 5 are pretty much my favourites.

Console yourself though with the knowledge you have spared yourself the experience of books 7-10. Which are banal word-shit-salad of the lowest order.

That was part of my thinking: if I am struggling to get through book 4, how am I going to survive The Slog? Do I even want to attempt it?
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Posted 28 February 2024 - 02:23 PM

Let me spoil some non specific things for you in a very general way...

Book 4 meanders and ends big. It's a good ending, not the bestest you've read, in some ways it's more middle book than 1-3, but it is a good finale.
Book 5 amps things up steadily. It is absolutely a slow build that steadily increases the pace. The last third is excellent and finale is one of the best in the series.
THEN the slog begins.

If you're struggling w 4, i'd say skim til the end, read it, see if it brings you back. If it doesn't, bail. If it has you interested again, stick around for 5 which is truly Jordan at a high point.

Can't be bothered? Bail. There are other worlds than this.
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Posted 28 February 2024 - 02:48 PM

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Can't be bothered? Bail. There are other worlds than this.


"Go then. There are other worlds than these."

Are you pointing him towards the Tower? For sure epic. For sure waaaay different than Jordan, lol.
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Posted 28 February 2024 - 03:23 PM

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Can't be bothered? Bail. There are other worlds than this.


"Go then. There are other worlds than these."

Are you pointing him towards the Tower? For sure epic. For sure waaaay different than Jordan, lol.


I just like the reference when people are DNFing a fantasy series. It's always funny when someone hates on TDT but seems apropros elsewhere.
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Posted 01 March 2024 - 06:24 AM

I'm like 60% on crossroads and man does NOTHING happen in this book
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Posted 01 March 2024 - 03:21 PM

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I'm like 60% on crossroads and man does NOTHING happen in this book


Oh gods... we waited three years for that book and got so little for the bother.
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Posted 02 March 2024 - 04:38 AM

Well it's called Crossroads of Twilight, not Busy Intersection of Twilight.
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Posted 03 March 2024 - 08:46 PM

Ugh

What a waste of paper all the printed copies of that book are

A big fucking pile of nothing.


Like NOTHING

Book 11 is the last book by RJ? I recall reading it when it came out, feel like Terez defended him because he had promised some massive revelation or something and it was an island full of random people we had never heard of drinking the kool aid and it was a nothing.

Do I have another book of nothing in me to get to Sanderson, which I haven't read before?
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Posted 04 March 2024 - 12:46 AM

Knife of Dreams isn't nearly as bad as Crossroads. If it gets you to the Last Battle trilogy its worth it to at least skim.
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Posted 04 March 2024 - 12:51 AM

Wiki summary it. Should have wiki summary'ed every book past the fourth one.

I DNF the series after how bad Crossroads and Knife were, but the summaries helped give me closure.
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