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Random retro post is random remember this? no? were you drunk/stoned/born at the time?

#21 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 04 May 2023 - 01:43 PM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on 04 May 2023 - 01:07 PM, said:

View PostHoosierDaddy, on 02 May 2023 - 11:02 PM, said:

IANDMATGAAT


I Am Not Dolorous Menhir And To Glory Abyss As Tyrant-god-king-emperor-dude


ftfy
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Posted 04 May 2023 - 11:34 PM

what

 worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 05 May 2023 - 02:30 PM

View PostD, on 04 May 2023 - 11:34 PM, said:

what


This:

View PostD, on 24 June 2008 - 02:22 AM, said:

"Let's get a thermometer up in dis b***h!"

"Ooops, I got the mouth and butt thermometers mixed up, again."


View PostD, on 13 October 2008 - 03:01 AM, said:

"Cutter, bar me please" said Bah'humbug. "No way porcupines in drag costumes are ugly!"
"But, considering the way they lurk when mutant morons attach fish-heads to their scrotum pubes,



View PostD, on 13 November 2008 - 03:18 AM, said:

Having a dick...?



View PostD, on 22 December 2008 - 11:49 PM, said:

I resolved a complex timeline issue between GotM and DhG today, and all without putting on pants. That's making me very happy!


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Posted 05 May 2023 - 06:53 PM

If you insist

 worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 08 May 2023 - 05:21 AM

I feel like I’ve stumbled on a ritual. One that requires blood.
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Posted 08 May 2023 - 08:58 AM

it's mostly fueled by shame I think
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
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Posted 08 May 2023 - 10:24 AM

I have nothing to be ashamed of in my 19 years of using this forum!
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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Posted 08 May 2023 - 11:39 AM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 08 May 2023 - 10:24 AM, said:

I have nothing to be ashamed of in my 19 years of using this forum!


And here I thought you were a good christian, following the commandments and all that!
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
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Posted 08 May 2023 - 04:12 PM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 08 May 2023 - 10:24 AM, said:

I have nothing to be ashamed of in my 19 years of using this forum!


Challenge accepted....

View PostTiste Simeon, on 05 November 2004 - 12:14 PM, said:

Actually I reckon I could be colatiane. I would post a picture but I don't know how...
(Wait til you see it man!)


View PostTiste Simeon, on 21 November 2004 - 07:24 AM, said:

*rubs face*
Yeah, we need this next book out before he dies!
*walks out of the room*
hehehe
*peers his face back into the room*
PRATCHETT SUCKS!!!!!
*runs as fast as his Tiste legs will carry him laughing like a maniac*



View PostTiste Simeon, on 14 January 2005 - 02:33 PM, said:

I am also currently reading the complete scripts for Alan Partridge! Got them for Christmas! Zang! I love my scripts!


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Posted 08 May 2023 - 04:16 PM

But who is RealGatekeeper1?
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Posted 08 May 2023 - 04:26 PM

LarLArgony demands to know
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Posted 08 May 2023 - 04:40 PM

View PostWhisperzzzzzzz, on 08 May 2023 - 04:16 PM, said:

But who is RealGatekeeper1?


I have a few theories. None of which I'll posit here.
"When the last tree has fallen, and the rivers are poisoned, you cannot eat money, oh no." ~Aurora

"Someone will always try to sell you despair, just so they don't feel alone." ~Ursula Vernon
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Posted 08 May 2023 - 05:30 PM

Do your own research.
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Posted 23 June 2023 - 04:18 PM

View PostRealGatekeeper1, on 04 May 2023 - 03:38 AM, said:

Wait. Am I Briar King?


The fuck?
Drive by bye bye king on my dumb horse
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Posted 24 June 2023 - 07:22 AM

View PostBriar King, on 23 June 2023 - 04:18 PM, said:

View PostRealGatekeeper1, on 04 May 2023 - 03:38 AM, said:

Wait. Am I Briar King?


The fuck?


The truck?
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Posted 25 June 2023 - 03:36 AM

View PostWhisperzzzzzzz, on 24 June 2023 - 07:22 AM, said:

View PostBriar King, on 23 June 2023 - 04:18 PM, said:

View PostRealGatekeeper1, on 04 May 2023 - 03:38 AM, said:

Wait. Am I Briar King?


The fuck?


The truck?


Holy truck!
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Posted 26 July 2023 - 02:40 PM

View PostBriar King, on 23 June 2023 - 04:18 PM, said:

View PostRealGatekeeper1, on 04 May 2023 - 03:38 AM, said:

Wait. Am I Briar King?


The fuck?





View PostBriar King, on 26 May 2011 - 03:18 AM, said:

Does anyone know a non harmful site where I can relive my 80's childhood and watch these classic toons? Ive been wanting to watch them again for years and cant find them and I think that my 4 yr old son would love this. Im 30 and I still have all the toys stored up in the attic I could never let these go and if my son likes the old show Im going to crawl up there and find them for him.

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Posted 30 July 2023 - 02:29 AM

What’s all this then? Are the old people gathering here? I’m old. I’m here.
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Posted 01 August 2023 - 02:31 AM

View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on 30 July 2023 - 02:29 AM, said:

What's all this then? Are the old people gathering here? I'm old. I'm here.




View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on 11 July 2006 - 04:21 AM, said:

Anybody feel like drawing on the warren of pot?



View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on 16 July 2006 - 01:17 AM, said:

... That's what's so great about SE, all these new creatures running around. ... Nowhere else will you run into a Jughut,


View PostRaymond Luxury Yacht, on 16 August 2006 - 07:45 AM, said:

... People who say a series looks too complicated to read frustrate me, it makes them look a little dense. If you try it, and can't get into it, that's one thing, but to refuse to give it a shot because it looks complicated is basically admitting you're too stupid to understand it. Death to dumb people.


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Posted 01 August 2023 - 12:03 PM

What a nice selection of RLY quotes about weed and stupidity.
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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