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Posted 02 May 2023 - 03:15 PM

Umm... spoilers... for... uh, the Malazan series...
and i guess... books, and
....life?
....and stuff.....
yeah.
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Posted 02 May 2023 - 03:15 PM

View PostAbyss, on 03 September 2009 - 02:46 PM, said:

View PostDeornoth, on Aug 27 2009, 11:31 AM, said:

Finished reading Mike Carey's 'The Naming of the Beasts', latest in his 'Felix Castor' series. I'm not sure what the book will do in terms of the flow of the series itself but, on it's own, it might just be the best Urban Fantasy I read this year. I can't see anything else topping it. My full review is over Here. It's now a race to see whether the Michael Moorcock short story collection or Warren Fahy's 'Fragement' is finished first...


DAMN YOU! You're wearing down my hard fought plan to wait for that to be released here!

View PostBinder of Demons, on Sep 3 2009, 12:00 AM, said:

...Also read DEAD BEAT and WHITE NIGHT by Jim Butcher. Looking forward to seeing where this goes next. Preferred Dead Beat to White Night personally. ...


That's because DEAD BEAT is simply THE BESTEST DRESDEN BOOK EVER!. Seriously, every book in that series is pure win, but DEAD BEAT distills the winjuice down to winwhiskey and then lights it on fire.


- Abyss, IS NOW READING DOD. OK? OK?!? I'VE GOT IT. I'M READING IT. RIGHT NOW IN FACT. NAKED. So there.

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Posted 02 May 2023 - 04:39 PM

IADMAIITTIADATDIDKW
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 02 May 2023 - 05:47 PM

- Misses Abyss's unique sign-offs

Tehol said:

'Yet my heart breaks for a naked hen.'
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Posted 02 May 2023 - 07:07 PM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on 02 May 2023 - 04:39 PM, said:

IADMAIITTIADATDIDKW


I
Am
Dolorous
Menhir
And
I
Intend
To
Think
Inside
A
Damn
Abattoir
Turkey
Door
Indigo
Dog
Kitchen
Winter

?

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Posted 02 May 2023 - 07:15 PM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on 02 May 2023 - 04:39 PM, said:

IADMAIITTIADATDIDKW


Inflammatory
Airway
Disease
May
Always
Interfere
In
The
Tough
Iteration
Accompanying
Dads
And
The
Dildo
Imperial
Design
Knotted
Wanker

purplemonkeydishwasher

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Posted 02 May 2023 - 07:33 PM

Heh.... you don't look so bad. Here's another:

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View PostBriar King, on 03 January 2017 - 02:03 AM, said:

The Bachelor is back on tonight! So excited! Yes I just said that shit.



All points, all points... we have a Code Black, I say again Code Black.
Scramble all response teams, full Omega protocol gear.
That means full tactical, scuba, tailhook extraction and anti-llama suits people.

I want sets of BSG S2, THE EXPANSE S1, a full run of STRIKEBACK, and ALIAS S2 dl'd and ready to run.Two car batteries, alligator clips, and the usual surgical set.

Also, porn. And whisky. Get me LOTS of whisky. The cheap stuff.

THIS IS NOT A DRILL PEOPLE, MOVE LIKE YOU MEAN IT. WE DONT WANT A REPEAT OF THAT QT/DOWNTON ABBEY DEBACLE, EVEN IF WE HAVE UPDATED THE NON-LIABILITY CLAUSE.

BK, drop everything, go to a high place, hunker down, we're coming for you, you WILL be ok.



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View PostBriar King, on 03 January 2017 - 05:33 AM, said:

Hey come on now....atleast it's not the sausage fest aka The Bachelorette. I'm down to watch 25 women bring out the claws!

My bad it's 30! Claws claws claws!


Dammit people, we're losing him.
WHERE ARE MY C-130 AND THE GIANT PENGUIN CAVALRY???

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Posted 02 May 2023 - 11:02 PM

IANDMATGAAT
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 03 May 2023 - 09:02 AM

View PostGorefest, on 04 November 2022 - 10:42 AM, said:

Someone will get arrested for indecent exposure.

Yesterday, upon the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Oh, how I wish he'd go away.
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Posted 03 May 2023 - 12:27 PM

I blame Brood.
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Posted 03 May 2023 - 12:40 PM

What the jesus is going on in here?
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
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Posted 03 May 2023 - 02:35 PM

View PostMorgoth, on 03 May 2023 - 12:40 PM, said:

What the jesus is going on in here?





View PostMorgoth, on 20 August 2006 - 10:18 AM, said:

Am I older than you, brewdy?? Oh my, this changes everything. From now on, I'm going to be on top as fits my age



View PostMorgoth, on 19 June 2008 - 05:20 PM, said:

Tiste, I think is the begining of a beautiful friendship :(



View PostMorgoth, on 19 June 2008 - 07:30 PM, said:

Hurry up and take a crap, I want to get out of this fucking rain


View PostMorgoth, on 21 June 2008 - 08:13 PM, said:

Thelomen Toblerone;335902 said:

I can't believe you're only 23.

My world has been shaken.


I know the feeling. I had to do some serious soul searching when I discovered you weren't fourteen.



View PostMorgoth, on 21 June 2008 - 09:53 PM, said:

Illuyankas;335965 said:

Now look what you made me do.


I'm sure you have paper tissues by your computer, so no harm done



View PostMorgoth, on 26 February 2009 - 02:38 AM, said:

View PostLeoman, on Feb 25 2009, 10:55 PM, said:

View PostAptorian, on Feb 25 2009, 10:21 AM, said:

Wait... you're a girl? O lord, this is more confusing than Teholbeddict and some times Tiste.

HAHA! not actually. Morgoth is just picking on me because he's self concious about his own age and gender.


Just because you're seventeen does not give you the right to talk back to your elders like that, young lady.

And it's nothing wrong with borrowing my gf's underwear from time to time. all guys do it.


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Posted 03 May 2023 - 02:43 PM

Morgy and I were pontificating on our beautiful friendship only this very morning!

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A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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Posted 03 May 2023 - 10:05 PM

This thread is a thing of beauty!


Please do not ever look at my old posts.

They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 04 May 2023 - 03:38 AM

Wait. Am I Briar King?
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Posted 04 May 2023 - 06:27 AM

View PostTiste Simeon, on 03 May 2023 - 02:43 PM, said:

Morgy and I were pontificating on our beautiful friendship only this very morning!


It certainly is a special kind of relationship
Take good care to keep relations civil
It's decent in the first of gentlemen
To speak friendly, Even to the devil
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Posted 04 May 2023 - 06:29 AM

Incidentally, I can't remember the context of a single one of those. Nor why Abyss would chose them in particular to archive
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Posted 04 May 2023 - 11:08 AM

View PostMorgoth, on 04 May 2023 - 06:29 AM, said:

Incidentally, I can't remember the context of a single one of those. Nor why Abyss would chose them in particular to archive


It is a standard ploy. What you should be really worried about is what he *didn't* share. I assume a personal email with the blackmail details will follow imminently. Your best hope is that it will only ask for money.
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Posted 04 May 2023 - 01:07 PM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on 02 May 2023 - 04:39 PM, said:

IADMAIITTIADATDIDKW


I am Dolorous Menhir and I (?) think this thread is a desperate attempt to do I don't know what.

View PostHoosierDaddy, on 02 May 2023 - 11:02 PM, said:

IANDMATGAAT


I am not Dolorous Menhir and the goal's attempted Abyss takeover
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 04 May 2023 - 01:41 PM

View PostGorefest, on 04 May 2023 - 11:08 AM, said:

View PostMorgoth, on 04 May 2023 - 06:29 AM, said:

Incidentally, I can't remember the context of a single one of those. Nor why Abyss would chose them in particular to archive


It is a standard ploy. What you should be really worried about is what he *didn't* share. I assume a personal email with the blackmail details will follow imminently. Your best hope is that it will only ask for money.




View PostMorgoth, on 19 June 2008 - 07:30 PM, said:

Tiste i want all copies of that my little pony cosplay video destroyed immediately goddamit

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