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Merry Christmas to all!

#21 Tsundoku

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Posted 25 December 2022 - 10:43 PM

And Happy Holidays to you too, Sheldon ^^^ :rolleyes:

You guys in the superduper cold parts of the world take extra special care OK?

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#22 worry

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Posted 26 December 2022 - 02:57 AM

My sister had something cool made for me...I'm sure you folks'll recognize it right away.

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#23 Azath Vitr (D'ivers

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Posted 26 December 2022 - 10:23 AM

Tsundoku, on 25 December 2022 - 10:43 PM, said:

And Happy Holidays to you too, Sheldon ^^^ :rolleyes:

You guys in the superduper cold parts of the world take extra special care OK?

If you just say 'happy holidays' in the United States then you're declaring war on Christmas. And there have been so many terrible casualties... or at least so many maimed hearts and minds. 'How dare you imply we can't say "Merry Christmas" anymore! When will you stop eating babies and worshipping Satan?'

Come to think of it, I'm very sorry for not explicitly wishing the Satanists a happy... Sol Invictus I guess it is? That could be so much more Satanic....

#24 Azath Vitr (D'ivers

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Posted 26 December 2022 - 11:26 AM

(IDK how much longer it will take the US Supreme Court to declare that 'Happy Holidays' counts as 'fighting words'....)

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#25 Tsundoku

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Posted 26 December 2022 - 11:33 AM

I just use the term to cover all of them. I'm an Equal-Opportunity Indifferentist.

#26 LinearPhilosopher

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Posted 26 December 2022 - 11:23 PM

Merry Christmas!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#27 Grief

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Posted 27 December 2022 - 03:52 AM

Merry Christmas everyone. I hope you have been consuming copious amounts of food and resting well.

Cougar said:

Grief, FFS will you do something with your sig, it's bloody awful

worry said:

Grief is right (until we abolish capitalism).

#28 TheRetiredBridgeburner

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Posted 27 December 2022 - 11:29 AM

Merry Christmas all! Hope everyone had a peaceful holiday.

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#29 Azath Vitr (D'ivers

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Posted 27 December 2022 - 06:45 PM

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#30 Gorefest

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Posted 27 December 2022 - 08:59 PM

Azath Vitr (D, on 26 December 2022 - 10:23 AM, said:

Tsundoku, on 25 December 2022 - 10:43 PM, said:

And Happy Holidays to you too, Sheldon ^^^ :rolleyes:

You guys in the superduper cold parts of the world take extra special care OK?

To be fair, I feel way more comfortable in the satanist camp than in the christian camp. At least satanists don't try to forcefeed their warped worldviews down your gullet.

This post has been edited by Gorefest: 27 December 2022 - 08:59 PM

Yesterday, upon the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Oh, how I wish he'd go away.