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Anyone know if Puck is ok?

#1 User is offline   Sheve 

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Posted 26 February 2022 - 12:10 AM

As the topic says.
Had request from Studlius Lock about Puck!
The idiot have forgot his login.
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#2 User is offline   Sheve 

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Posted 26 February 2022 - 12:28 AM

Puck replied to me in a PM
so this topic i slighty dump now, but cant seem to delete it.
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#3 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 26 February 2022 - 01:59 AM

This is a great thread.
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#4 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 26 February 2022 - 10:05 AM

IADMAITTIS
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#5 User is offline   Imperial Historian 

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Posted 26 February 2022 - 10:14 AM

View PostMacros, on 26 February 2022 - 10:05 AM, said:

IADMAITTIS


I wonder how many people here still remember what this stands for?
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#6 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 26 February 2022 - 10:15 AM

Don't want to be a pedantic bear but you're missing a T there.
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#7 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 26 February 2022 - 10:52 AM

Fucking Pedantic Bear
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#8 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 26 February 2022 - 10:52 AM

I did agonise over the number of T's required but was too lazy to verify
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#9 User is offline   Puck 

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Posted 26 February 2022 - 11:47 AM

This thread is hilarious. That is all.
Puck was not birthed, she was cleaved from a lava flow and shaped by a fierce god's hands. - [worry]
Ninja Puck, Ninja Puck, really doesn't give a fuck..? - [King Lear]
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#10 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 26 February 2022 - 12:01 PM

i was doing a quick search for Pendantic bear, and somehow it lead me to the battalion was abducted by aliens thread. that was 12 years ago!
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#11 User is offline   Puck 

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Posted 26 February 2022 - 12:23 PM

I'll just post it here: I can't access Sheve's reply to me. I am getting an error message: [#10275] You have been banned from this personal conversation.

The heck?
Puck was not birthed, she was cleaved from a lava flow and shaped by a fierce god's hands. - [worry]
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#12 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 26 February 2022 - 12:38 PM

Oh shit

Illuminati
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Posted 26 February 2022 - 03:26 PM

Dolorous Menhir, Batallion's Abduction, Pedantic Bear... Did I wake up in 2009?

Great! I can make better choices!
Trouble arrives when the opponents to such a system institute its extreme opposite, where individualism becomes godlike and sacrosanct, and no greater service to any other ideal (including community) is possible. In such a system rapacious greed thrives behind the guise of freedom, and the worst aspects of human nature come to the fore....
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Posted 26 February 2022 - 04:31 PM

Can't avoid the IADMAITTTIS tho. That's like a brand in our souls.
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Posted 26 February 2022 - 05:44 PM

This made me realise I've been a part of this forum for 18 years now. Goodness me.
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Posted 26 February 2022 - 06:15 PM

There’s no way I’ve been here 14 years….
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Posted 27 February 2022 - 03:48 AM

View PostPuck, on 26 February 2022 - 12:23 PM, said:

I'll just post it here: I can't access Sheve's reply to me. I am getting an error message: [#10275] You have been banned from this personal conversation.

The heck?


He probably deleted the conversation

 worrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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#18 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 27 February 2022 - 09:44 AM

View PostHoosierDaddy, on 26 February 2022 - 03:26 PM, said:

Dolorous Menhir, Batallion's Abduction, Pedantic Bear... Did I wake up in 2009?

Great! I can make better choices!

Buy some bitcoin, and don't spend it on pizza
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#19 User is offline   Macros 

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Posted 27 February 2022 - 09:45 AM

14 year just passed myself there.
Bloody hellfire.

Can we just all agree to blame brood?
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#20 User is online   Tsundoku 

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Posted 27 February 2022 - 09:57 AM

My join date is Jan 2003, but I'm pretty sure it was 2002, just before MOI came out in Australia.

Good grief. I was sure Simmo and Maccy were on here before me, I think your join dates must be wrong as well.

And does this now have the record for the fastest thread derail, even though it's purpose was fulfilled early?

This post has been edited by Tsundoku: 27 February 2022 - 09:59 AM

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