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#1 User is offline   Silencer 

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Posted 17 June 2021 - 09:56 AM

Hi all,

Abyss' many sacrifices to the server gods have worked, site is back up.


Coincidentally, I have under the guidance of Xae reversed some recent (inadvertent) changes to our domain hosting - changes that were completely and totally innocently made to try and fix another issue with emails not being sent out, and definitely have nothing to do with the site being down for almost a week, rest assured.
Further fixes will be duly run through the proper channels before being deployed, and the concerned parties have all been severely punished. >.>

Our apologies for any inconvenience.

- Silencer
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Shinrei said:

<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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#2 User is offline   Vengeance 

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Posted 17 June 2021 - 11:27 AM

Oh thank you gods!!! It only took 12 goats, 14 sheep, 7 chickens, 3 cows. My first born wasn't required.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!

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#3 User is offline   Gorefest 

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Posted 17 June 2021 - 11:27 AM

Woo, nice work! The jitters and twitches are slowly receding. I'm sure the bloodlust and paranoia will follow soon. Very soon, yes. now stay still while I finish cutting.
Yesterday, upon the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Oh, how I wish he'd go away.
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#4 User is offline   champ 

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Posted 17 June 2021 - 12:09 PM

I can only access via the work PC and the VPN atm but it's good to be back...

I quite enjoyed our summer holiday to Reddit though.

Tehol said:

'Yet my heart breaks for a naked hen.'
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#5 User is offline   Silencer 

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Posted 17 June 2021 - 12:17 PM

View Postchamp, on 17 June 2021 - 12:09 PM, said:

I can only access via the work PC and the VPN atm but it's good to be back...




Yeah, it can take a little while for the synapses to reconnect across the interwebs, so this is to be expected. If anyone is still having trouble connecting it should just be a case of waiting it out.

...I don't know if Abyss has enough live animals to sacrifice if that doesn't work. XD
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Shinrei said:

<Vote Silencer> For not garnering any heat or any love for that matter. And I'm being serious here, it's like a mental block that is there, and you just keep forgetting it.

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#6 User is offline   Whisperzzzzzzz 

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Posted 17 June 2021 - 12:27 PM

Good to be back! All glory to the inevitable spread of the Empire!
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#7 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 17 June 2021 - 12:34 PM

Sweet sassy molassey.

Thanks for getting it back online Silencer.
I've always been crazy but its kept me from going insane.
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#8 User is offline   QuickTidal 

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Posted 17 June 2021 - 01:12 PM

Hey thanks man! Glad the site is back, we were over on reddit with the shakes. LOL
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#9 User is offline   champ 

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Posted 17 June 2021 - 02:56 PM

View PostSilencer, on 17 June 2021 - 12:17 PM, said:

View Postchamp, on 17 June 2021 - 12:09 PM, said:

I can only access via the work PC and the VPN atm but it's good to be back...




Yeah, it can take a little while for the synapses to reconnect across the interwebs, so this is to be expected. If anyone is still having trouble connecting it should just be a case of waiting it out.

...I don't know if Abyss has enough live animals to sacrifice if that doesn't work. XD


What?!? You mean I have to be patient... outrageous! But aye, Drek said the same... I'll try and hold out.

Thanks for getting us back up and running.


Tehol said:

'Yet my heart breaks for a naked hen.'
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#10 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 17 June 2021 - 03:07 PM

Hallelujah!
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#11 User is offline   random marine doomed to die 

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Posted 17 June 2021 - 05:29 PM

Thank you. Thank you
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#12 User is offline   Primateus 

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Posted 17 June 2021 - 08:22 PM

Hip Hip Hooray!
Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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#13 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 18 June 2021 - 03:44 AM

View PostVengeance, on 17 June 2021 - 11:27 AM, said:

Oh thank you gods!!! It only took 12 goats, 14 sheep, 7 chickens, 3 cows. My first born wasn't required.


Yet.
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
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#14 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 18 June 2021 - 03:45 AM

View PostSilencer, on 17 June 2021 - 12:17 PM, said:

View Postchamp, on 17 June 2021 - 12:09 PM, said:

I can only access via the work PC and the VPN atm but it's good to be back...




Yeah, it can take a little while for the synapses to reconnect across the interwebs, so this is to be expected. If anyone is still having trouble connecting it should just be a case of waiting it out.

...I don't know if Abyss has enough live animals to sacrifice if that doesn't work. XD


No worries, am on it.

...hey does anyone have a spare crossbow?
THIS IS YOUR REMINDER THAT THERE IS A
'VIEW NEW CONTENT' BUTTON THAT
ALLOWS YOU TO VIEW NEW CONTENT
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#15 User is offline   Tsundoku 

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Posted 18 June 2021 - 09:13 AM

...the greater good... :p

Thanks Silencer, I'll be around later to "pay" you that "favour". ;)

Huh, there's a Reddit?
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#16 User is offline   JPK 

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Posted 18 June 2021 - 09:23 PM

View PostTsundoku, on 18 June 2021 - 09:13 AM, said:

...the greater good... :p

Thanks Silencer, I'll be around later to "pay" you that "favour". ;)

Huh, there's a Reddit?


It's a dark place, I don't recommend it unless under extreme duress.

Thank you for getting things back in order Silencer!
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#17 User is offline   champ 

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Posted 19 June 2021 - 09:35 AM

Wahey I can finally access the forum again by normals means... who was sacrificed?!?

Tehol said:

'Yet my heart breaks for a naked hen.'
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