[Malankazooie]

Los Angeles Rams revel new logo. Not feelin' it.

[Malankazooie]

Hey pigskin paramours. I've got it from an inside source that the league is really worried about having to (at a minimum) delay the start of the 2020 season. The Shield's PR has been workshopping options but they know it will be very difficult to start the season as scheduled if the doctors's forecast that we are in this for 12 to 18 months hits the mark. Not trying to be the bearer of 'doomsday's scenario for the 2020 season, but I think it is good to be prepared now, as it will lessen the blow when it does happen.

[Malankazooie]

https://sports.yahoo...-165013277.html

[Malankazooie]

Doesn't seem to be many interested in Cam Newton. I would consider him for back up, he would be happy I think as he would have ample time to devote to his Instagram branding endeavors. Influencer is the current hot job.

Also, there's speculation Case Keenum will take the starting job from Baker Mayfield. I can see it happening if Baker fucks up, which he is prone to do, but it has to be a pretty big fuck up. Baker has too much of that fans blinded by star quality for him to be benched (similar to the whole Tebow mania thing). So Baker would have to really fuck up big time.

[Malankazooie]

Yep.

[Malankazooie]

Damn, Tommy Terrific spilling the tea on the Howard Stern show. There's a lot to unpack there, but sounds like he was not going to come back regardless. Of course, there's much "take with a grain of salt" with his interview on the Stern show. Don't get it twisted, Tommy Terrific is all about his TB12 brand and pivot from luxury brand shill to social media influencer, so he has high stakes to rose-color glass his side of the drama to present this picture of the > atta-boy Tom! go get 'em! respect ! going for a new challenge at this stage in your career!

[Malankazooie]

Atlanta new uniforms. I am digging 'em. Smart move going with the "ATL". That will register well with a younger, durrrty south, hip-hop demographic.

[Malankazooie]

Peyton Manning was past his prime when he took the over QB for the Broncos, who are my side-piece (Steelers always and forever my main squeeze), but he did command the offense adequately enough for the defense to do their thing and bring home that third Super Bowl victory. And he's a stand up guy.

[Malankazooie]

Have to stay sealed, because they contain a cipher that will reveal a piece of the code that can crack a highly secretive scroll in the Vatican archives.

* psssst, here's the secret: pedophilia by priests is promoted and encouraged.

[Malankazooie]

Cleveland Browns new uniforms. I really don't see what's new. Any you football fr33k5 see any difference?

[Malankazooie]

Damn, Von Miller from the Broncos has coronavirus. Has to be more worrying because he is asthmatic.

[Malankazooie]

Damn, Brady still butt-hurt over being picked 199th in the draft twenty years ago. Dude can't let it go. I heard he put some comments on his IG about the anniversary. I guess it's motivation for him? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[paran falcon]

Malankazooie, on 17 April 2020 - 08:58 PM, said:

Damn, Brady still butt-hurt over being picked 199th in the draft twenty years ago. Dude can't let it go. I heard he put some comments on his IG about the anniversary. I guess it's motivation for him? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yeah, it seems he never has and never will let that go. Now that he's "my" QB, I guess I've got to hope it keeps working for him.

[Malankazooie]

[paran falcon]

Then Tawmy got "busted" working out in a closed park in Tampa. By himself.

[Malankazooie]

Ha! I saw that. I think there was a "PR" vibe attached to it though.

[paran falcon]

That wouldn't surprise me, from either the City of Tampa or Tawmy.

[Tiste Simeon]

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This post has been edited by paran falcon: 22 April 2020 - 12:53 PM

[Malankazooie]

If they get Edelman, I'm going to gnash my teeth, pull my hair, and scream my displeasure at the universe... nooooooooooo!