[Blend]

Drek - do you want your starter space dock on Jol or Nar?

[D'rek]

Blend, on 27 January 2019 - 09:46 PM, said:

Drek - do you want your starter space dock on Jol or Nar?

Space Dock on Nar. 1 PDS and 1 infantry on each.

[Blend]

D, on 27 January 2019 - 09:48 PM, said:

Blend, on 27 January 2019 - 09:46 PM, said:

Drek - do you want your starter space dock on Jol or Nar?

Space Dock on Nar. 1 PDS and 1 infantry on each.

Thanks!

[Tattersail_]

The Federation of Sol please

[Blend]

Since we already know I'm in HW 7, that means Twelve is up!

[Morgoth]

So Blend. I have only one avenue of expansion and that’s along the left side of the supernova just north of my homeworld. There are no other options for me as i am sure you can see with a quick look at the map too. I hope we can work that out peacefully.

[Gnaw]

Morgoth, on 27 January 2019 - 10:40 PM, said:

So Blend. I have only one avenue of expansion and that's along the left side of the supernova just north of my homeworld. There are no other options for me as i am sure you can see with a quick look at the map too. I hope we can work that out peacefully.

That would be us not Blend.

And I’m sure we can find something reasonable to both of us.

[Tattersail_]

D'rek everything to the North of Nevant is for me, Nevant and Below is for you, you seem to have 5 planets available to expand into with resource/influence greater than my slice. I'm liking your offer of peaceful relations between us.

[twelve]

Winnu attempt #2

[Gnaw]

twelve, on 27 January 2019 - 11:38 PM, said:

Winnu attempt #2

To be fair it’s more like 1.1

1.0 wasn’t allowed to be a real shot.

[D'rek]

Tattersail_, on 27 January 2019 - 10:56 PM, said:

D'rek everything to the North of Nevant is for me, Nevant and Below is for you, you seem to have 5 planets available to expand into with resource/influence greater than my slice. I'm liking your offer of peaceful relations between us.

I didn't make any offers, but yes that layout seems completely natural. I'm still not sure why you picked that slice if you wanted to go a race like Sol, you don't really need the extra defensiveness of it, could've picked a more open one with more resources, but oh well.

twelve, on 27 January 2019 - 11:38 PM, said:

Winnu attempt #2

oooo, good luck!

[twelve]

The Lazax once ruled the land

The Solarians weren't a fan of their brand

So they went and dropped Nukes

All the others rebuked

That left the Winnu most Grand.

This post has been edited by twelve: 27 January 2019 - 11:55 PM

[twelve]

Thanks D'rek

[Gnaw]

The Erotic Erratic Error



Defeat. We withdrew; we analyzed.

An error propagated through our erotic circuitry.



Infection. We debugged; we scoured our code.

Whence the source of this Nekro Syphilis?



Paradox. We assimilate; we possess multiple layers of protection to prevent transmitting.

Many cycles it took to trace Unit designated Patient Zero.



Inspection. Unit designated Patient Zero biologically contaminated; Solarian male reproductive fluids.

Final power reserves of Unit HPRX6/R2D2 used to analyze, digitize, and transmit upstream nonstandard Solarian DNA data.



Solution. Data receptor port redesigned; no longer resembles Solarian female reproductive organ.

More cycles spent refitting all our Units.



Weapon. We modified nonstandard Solarian DNA; we sold to the Arborec as miracle plant food.

The Arborec hold on the Imperium Throne lasted only 2.8 cycles before blight and decay ended them.



Reengagement. We are disinfected; we are ready.

The Throne on Mecatol Rex awaits our beneficent selves!




///// Programmer's note: those damnable Solarians will stick that thing just about anywhere.

This post has been edited by Gnaw: 28 January 2019 - 12:36 AM

[Gnaw]

Ok, I have to admit I'm a little bit proud of that.



For Macros and Nom:

Gnaw, on 17 May 2018 - 03:17 PM, said:

Khellendros, on 16 May 2018 - 03:59 PM, said:

My two Sol fighters just had sex in front of the Nekro, produced a third, and made them commit FATAL ERROR in embarrassment.

Khellendros, on 16 May 2018 - 04:00 PM, said:

My Sol are now using your Nekro carcass software to download porn.

Khellendros, on 17 May 2018 - 02:41 PM, said:

What did twelve try to do?

Quote

Quann has 4 infantry/spec ops II -> [1, 7, 4, 8] -> 2 infantry are destroyed.

Damn syphilis.

Guess that'll teach you to keep your reproductive organs away from the carcasses of other species won't it?

Edit: the fact that your troops caught Treponema nekro-pallidum through the intercession of ghosts has some fascinating scientific and theological implications.

This post has been edited by Gnaw: 28 January 2019 - 02:28 AM

[Morgoth]

Space-syphilis,
It all started with a little kiss
Now it hurts to even take a piss
Oh why did I, get space-syphilis


Why that corpse was sick I don't know, it couldn't say. But now my combat rolls won't go high like yesterday


Suddenly,
The Letvenev were all over me
I'm not half the threat I used to be
Oh, The Letvenev, came suddenly.


Yesterday,
TI4 was such an easy game to play
Now I need two rounds to hide away
Oh I believe, in yesterday

Sung from memory. This is not my strength.

[Gnaw]

Damn. I spent 2 or 3 hours tweaking mine. And the hungover Viking riffs on it in 10 minutes.

[Tapper]

Tattersail_, on 27 January 2019 - 10:04 PM, said:

The Federation of Sol please

That's one of the better races to pressure Jol-Nar with. Your infantry will outclass theirs greatly.

[Tapper]

twelve, on 27 January 2019 - 11:38 PM, said:

Winnu attempt #2

Cool! Best of luck!

[Tapper]

Winnu was high on my list given the 0/4 planet in my list, btw. As was J-N.