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Posted 08 March 2018 - 09:11 AM

I'm going to be a corrupt official. I have turned from my liberal ways, and now will vote against the pesky liberals. Viva la Fascism.

When Venge's turn comes, he will get a yes from Mess, Dolmen, Nevyn and Venge but a no from the 3 fascists and me. Fuck with my Government, and i'll fuck with yours :(

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 09:20 AM

"You're a Fascist"

"i'm not look, I'll put the Lib as my Chancy"

"You're a fascist"

"I'm not look, I'm being careful we don't lose the game"

"You're a fascist"

"I'm not, I want to take part in a successful Government"

"You're a fascist"

"I'm not, I didn't want them to win, I had a plan"

"You're a fascist"

"Fuck it, I'll be a fascist"

Having no influence through the entire game because someone flipped a fascist policy.

No one replying to your ramblings, trying to work things out, because they know it all.

What did clever Nevyn say? Something about D'rek and my play being weird but I'm the fascist one because she is quiet.

Should explain a lot in those actions.

We could win the game on this election but I get a no from everyone for being careful.

The right play would have been for all Liberals to vote no to the last Government and see were the supposed fascists voted. If they all voted No for Mess when we know Dolmen is Liberal as fuck then we know Mess is the right choice. If I had picked anyone BUT Mess this turn then the random policy would make sense but I didn't, I chose him Chancellor when last term I voted Nein. How is that impossible to understand?

Fuck you guys.
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Posted 08 March 2018 - 09:41 AM

Too many words.
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Posted 08 March 2018 - 10:03 AM

To win vote me in, otherwise my dummy may be spat out.
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Posted 08 March 2018 - 12:46 PM

8 PM's in.

At tea time (2pm GMT) will look
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Posted 08 March 2018 - 03:14 PM

View PostTattersail_, on 08 March 2018 - 09:20 AM, said:

The right play would have been for all Liberals to vote no to the last Government and see were the supposed fascists voted.


So the right play would be to test a perfectly good chancellor by rejecting the gov of a rock solid president, so if the votes were right we could approve a 50-50 fascist?

Cool story, bro.
Tatts early in SH game: Hmm, so if I'm liberal I should have voted Nein to make sure I'm president? I'm not that selfish

Tatts later in SAME game: I'm going to be a corrupt official. I have turned from my liberal ways, and now will vote against the pesky liberals. Viva la Fascism.
When Venge's turn comes, he will get a yes from Mess, Dolmen, Nevyn and Venge but a no from the 3 fascists and me. **** with my Government, and i'll **** with yours
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Posted 08 March 2018 - 03:18 PM

View PostTattersail_, on 08 March 2018 - 09:11 AM, said:

I'm going to be a corrupt official. I have turned from my liberal ways, and now will vote against the pesky liberals. Viva la Fascism.

When Venge's turn comes, he will get a yes from Mess, Dolmen, Nevyn and Venge but a no from the 3 fascists and me. Fuck with my Government, and i'll fuck with yours :(

Come at me Bro.Posted Image


Do what you feel. If losing it for the good guys out of spite gets you off, that's your choice.

The irony we could reject every government for the rest of the game, and the liberals would still win 80% of the time.
Tatts early in SH game: Hmm, so if I'm liberal I should have voted Nein to make sure I'm president? I'm not that selfish

Tatts later in SAME game: I'm going to be a corrupt official. I have turned from my liberal ways, and now will vote against the pesky liberals. Viva la Fascism.
When Venge's turn comes, he will get a yes from Mess, Dolmen, Nevyn and Venge but a no from the 3 fascists and me. **** with my Government, and i'll **** with yours
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Posted 08 March 2018 - 03:22 PM

Hmm, we'll see won't we.
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Posted 08 March 2018 - 05:01 PM

View PostTattersail_, on 08 March 2018 - 09:20 AM, said:

"You're a Fascist"

"i'm not look, I'll put the Lib as my Chancy"

"You're a fascist"

"I'm not look, I'm being careful we don't lose the game"

"You're a fascist"

"I'm not, I want to take part in a successful Government"

"You're a fascist"

"I'm not, I didn't want them to win, I had a plan"

"You're a fascist"

"Fuck it, I'll be a fascist"

Having no influence through the entire game because someone flipped a fascist policy.

No one replying to your ramblings, trying to work things out, because they know it all.

What did clever Nevyn say? Something about D'rek and my play being weird but I'm the fascist one because she is quiet.

Should explain a lot in those actions.

We could win the game on this election but I get a no from everyone for being careful.

The right play would have been for all Liberals to vote no to the last Government and see were the supposed fascists voted. If they all voted No for Mess when we know Dolmen is Liberal as fuck then we know Mess is the right choice. If I had picked anyone BUT Mess this turn then the random policy would make sense but I didn't, I chose him Chancellor when last term I voted Nein. How is that impossible to understand?

Fuck you guys.


You're certainly not playing like a liberal. You just fucked up us winning the game because your super secret plan actually meant that we didn't.

I'll state for your benefit now - I will never vote for a government that has you in any position at all. Could be game or you and I'll hand Hitler the game.

You've done everything you can these last days to make things easy for the fascists.

Can we arrange for me to get the Kill so I can get him out the game?
"see that stranger's arm crushing the life from him - do you understand? Not an eternal prison for Messremb"
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Posted 08 March 2018 - 05:02 PM

View PostMacros, on 08 March 2018 - 12:46 PM, said:

8 PM's in.

At tea time (2pm GMT) will look



5pm now...
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Posted 08 March 2018 - 06:35 PM

View PostMessremb, on 08 March 2018 - 05:01 PM, said:

View PostTattersail_, on 08 March 2018 - 09:20 AM, said:

"You're a Fascist"

"i'm not look, I'll put the Lib as my Chancy"

"You're a fascist"

"I'm not look, I'm being careful we don't lose the game"

"You're a fascist"

"I'm not, I want to take part in a successful Government"

"You're a fascist"

"I'm not, I didn't want them to win, I had a plan"

"You're a fascist"

"Fuck it, I'll be a fascist"

Having no influence through the entire game because someone flipped a fascist policy.

No one replying to your ramblings, trying to work things out, because they know it all.

What did clever Nevyn say? Something about D'rek and my play being weird but I'm the fascist one because she is quiet.

Should explain a lot in those actions.

We could win the game on this election but I get a no from everyone for being careful.

The right play would have been for all Liberals to vote no to the last Government and see were the supposed fascists voted. If they all voted No for Mess when we know Dolmen is Liberal as fuck then we know Mess is the right choice. If I had picked anyone BUT Mess this turn then the random policy would make sense but I didn't, I chose him Chancellor when last term I voted Nein. How is that impossible to understand?

Fuck you guys.


You're certainly not playing like a liberal. You just fucked up us winning the game because your super secret plan actually meant that we didn't.

I'll state for your benefit now - I will never vote for a government that has you in any position at all. Could be game or you and I'll hand Hitler the game.

You've done everything you can these last days to make things easy for the fascists.

Can we arrange for me to get the Kill so I can get him out the game?


I think by the time it gets to you the game is over or the kills are done.

You'll just have to spite kill Tatts in spirit.
Tatts early in SH game: Hmm, so if I'm liberal I should have voted Nein to make sure I'm president? I'm not that selfish

Tatts later in SAME game: I'm going to be a corrupt official. I have turned from my liberal ways, and now will vote against the pesky liberals. Viva la Fascism.
When Venge's turn comes, he will get a yes from Mess, Dolmen, Nevyn and Venge but a no from the 3 fascists and me. **** with my Government, and i'll **** with yours
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Posted 08 March 2018 - 07:01 PM

View PostNevyn, on 08 March 2018 - 03:18 PM, said:

View PostTattersail_, on 08 March 2018 - 09:11 AM, said:

I'm going to be a corrupt official. I have turned from my liberal ways, and now will vote against the pesky liberals. Viva la Fascism.

When Venge's turn comes, he will get a yes from Mess, Dolmen, Nevyn and Venge but a no from the 3 fascists and me. Fuck with my Government, and i'll fuck with yours :)

Come at me Bro.Posted Image


Do what you feel. If losing it for the good guys out of spite gets you off, that's your choice.

The irony we could reject every government for the rest of the game, and the liberals would still win 80% of the time.



See this is how Vendeta's are born. Tatts is already on lists but if he is liberal and fucks us over then he will move up the list.

Mess we do not Vig liberals. If you get a vig then you vig a fascits. That allows us room to work around the misguided liberal. Then when we play a suicide game everyone kills Tatts.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 07:08 PM

View PostTattersail_, on 08 March 2018 - 09:20 AM, said:

"You're a Fascist"

"i'm not look, I'll put the Lib as my Chancy"

"You're a fascist"

"I'm not look, I'm being careful we don't lose the game"

"You're a fascist"

"I'm not, I want to take part in a successful Government"

"You're a fascist"

"I'm not, I didn't want them to win, I had a plan"

"You're a fascist"

"Fuck it, I'll be a fascist"

Having no influence through the entire game because someone flipped a fascist policy.

No one replying to your ramblings, trying to work things out, because they know it all.

What did clever Nevyn say? Something about D'rek and my play being weird but I'm the fascist one because she is quiet.

Should explain a lot in those actions.

We could win the game on this election but I get a no from everyone for being careful.

The right play would have been for all Liberals to vote no to the last Government and see were the supposed fascists voted. If they all voted No for Mess when we know Dolmen is Liberal as fuck then we know Mess is the right choice. If I had picked anyone BUT Mess this turn then the random policy would make sense but I didn't, I chose him Chancellor when last term I voted Nein. How is that impossible to understand?

Fuck you guys.



Tatts I understand. What I don't get is how you could have read the thread up to this point and seen the votes and then still thought that Mess was either a fascits or hitler. I also agree that your move if you are a liberal (could be a fascits trying to get a kill which is why no other liberal will vote for your presidency) was actually a decent move if it wasn't already obvious that Mess was a liberal. It definitely cleared Mess from any possibility of being hitler. Personally I would argue that it wasn't needed. Which is what Mess and Nyven are saying. But I get it. It was an extremely safe play.

Now get off your fucking high horse and pay attention.

Nobody trusts you. Nobody trusts Nyven. I trust Mess and Dolman and both of them trust me. We are rotating the presidency and chancellors in order to make sure that they both stay out of the hands of the Fascits. If we were to vote you and and you where a fascits in hiding then you would immediately kill one of us 3 and shift the game completely. That is why you will not be president. The chance that you are a fascits is there so no dice. Don't feel bad. Nyven will not be President either.

Stop being an asshole.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 07:11 PM

Nobody trusts me? Still?

I mean, I'm not going to throw a fit like Tatts and try to force my way onto a government, I don't need to. But you'd think by now I'd have earned a liiiiittle faith.
Tatts early in SH game: Hmm, so if I'm liberal I should have voted Nein to make sure I'm president? I'm not that selfish

Tatts later in SAME game: I'm going to be a corrupt official. I have turned from my liberal ways, and now will vote against the pesky liberals. Viva la Fascism.
When Venge's turn comes, he will get a yes from Mess, Dolmen, Nevyn and Venge but a no from the 3 fascists and me. **** with my Government, and i'll **** with yours
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Posted 08 March 2018 - 07:23 PM

Cause how hopeful are you feelin about this? :)
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Posted 08 March 2018 - 07:52 PM

View PostNevyn, on 08 March 2018 - 07:11 PM, said:

Nobody trusts me? Still?

I mean, I'm not going to throw a fit like Tatts and try to force my way onto a government, I don't need to. But you'd think by now I'd have earned a liiiiittle faith.


Don't feel bad. I trust you more then Drek, Nom, and Cause.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!

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Posted 08 March 2018 - 08:16 PM

Work.
Etc

7 neins
1 ja (Tatts)

That's 3 failed governments, I'll have to double check my rule book, fairly sure I just lift a policy off the top of the pile
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Posted 08 March 2018 - 08:18 PM

Election Tracker: If the group rejects three
governments in a row, the country is thrown into
chaos. Immediately reveal the Policy on top of
the Policy deck and enact it. Any power granted
by this Policy is ignored, but the Election
Tracker resets, and existing term-limits are
forgotten. All players become eligible to hold
the office of Chancellor for the next Election.
If there are fewer than three tiles remaining in
the Policy deck at this point, shuffle them with
the Discard pile to create a new Policy deck.
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Posted 08 March 2018 - 08:19 PM

Top of the pile yields a Fascist policy.

There is no presidental power granted if I'm reading this right.

And we're round to a new el presidenty
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Posted 08 March 2018 - 08:20 PM

I think we're round to president cause again
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