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#761 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 15 May 2020 - 07:11 PM

'The candidate has also started using more progressive talking points in his own rhetoric. He gave an angry populist interview to Politico in which he used the word hell five times (and asses once!) while complaining about banks and tax cuts, then told New York magazine that he believes our moment calls for an FDR-style presidency. According to an American Prospect piece, Biden has also made the FDR comparison repeatedly on his campaign podcast.

[...] Clinton did not have the instinct to reach out genially to the campaign she’d defeated; in fact, some of her staffers scheduled a videoconference to celebrate when Sanders announced he was dropping out this year. (It was canceled after BuzzFeed reported on it.)

[...] Joe Biden is old. He is older than Hillary Clinton or her husband. When Biden was born, FDR was the actual president. [...] In the words of his chief economist, he has the traits of a “retail politician.” Having solidified his hold over his party, he is offering something to the younger and more economically insecure voters who were skeptical of him during the primary under the cover of associating himself, during a historic crisis, with the president who won WWII and pulled the country out of the Great Depression. It’s a win-win, except for the super-rich, but they’ll get plenty of chances to talk Biden out of all this communist stuff if he actually gets elected. This is still America, after all.'

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Posted 16 May 2020 - 12:08 AM

'Trump says US will beat out Russia and China with "super duper missile"

[...] US president's rhetoric has fueled fears of a new nuclear arms race'

https://www.theguard...-trump-military

'Hackers claim they've got Trump's "dirty laundry"— and demand $42 million ransom to keep it private

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[...] hacker group REvil launched a successful attack against celebrity law firm Grubman Shire Meiselas & Sacks [...] Hackers initially asked the law firm, which represents high-profile clients including Lady Gaga and Madonna, for $21 million, but they doubled their request on Thursday after claiming that they'd also obtained information on Trump. "Mr Trump, if you want to stay president, poke a sharp stick at the guys, otherwise you may forget this ambition forever," the hackers wrote in a threat posted online. "And to you voters, we can let you know that after such a publication, you certainly don't want to see him as president… The deadline is one week."'

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#763 User is online   Tsundoku 

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Posted 16 May 2020 - 02:29 AM

*sigh* if only it were that easy ... :(
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Posted 16 May 2020 - 07:23 AM

I mean I don't think there is literally anything that will stop his cultists voting for him.
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Posted 16 May 2020 - 08:00 AM

Super.
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Missile.


His actual words.
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Posted 16 May 2020 - 08:49 AM

I Trump's defense, as far as I understand it, Putin is the one pushing the US to develop more powerful weaponry. Russia has that nuclear torpedo project and their high speed missiles.
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#767 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 16 May 2020 - 10:11 PM

'Donald Trump Jr., who is one of his father’s most prominent campaign surrogates, put on Instagram a picture of Mr. Biden saying: “See you later, alligator” alongside an image of an alligator saying: “In a while, pedophile.”

When a reporter shared the Instagram post online, the younger Mr. Trump, echoing one of his father’s tactics, wrote on Twitter that he was only “joking around” and noted that he had included emojis of a laughing face.

Yet in the same Twitter post, he also reprised his original insinuation. He accused the former vice president of “unwanted touching” alongside a collage of photographs of Mr. Biden showing affection for children. The misleading images were mostly taken from public swearing-in ceremonies at the Capitol, where the former vice president warmly greeted lawmakers and their families.'

https://www.nytimes....iden-smear.html

'Accusations of pedophilia are at the heart of the right-wing QAnon conspiracy theory.'

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Posted 18 May 2020 - 03:06 PM

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Posted 18 May 2020 - 03:24 PM

'After ending stay-at-home orders earlier than most states, Georgia last week reported that—contrary to dire warnings—the state had seen a dramatic decrease in the number of new COVID-19 cases and deaths. Very quickly, national media like The Wall Street Journal were crowing over this "welcome trend."

But that "welcome trend" appears to be a mirage. Georgia Gov. Brian Kemp's office has since said that cases in the Peach State have not declined significantly and tracking data suggesting otherwise was misleading.

[...] "The state of Georgia made it look like its covid cases were going down ***by putting the dates out of order on its chart*** May 5 was followed by April 25, then back to May again, whatever made it look like a downslope.

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Posted 18 May 2020 - 10:45 PM

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Posted 19 May 2020 - 02:22 AM

'Nancy Pelosi Calls Trump "Morbidly Obese"

[...] during an interview Monday night with Anderson Cooper on CNN. Asked by the anchor for her reaction to the news that the president is apparently taking the unproven anti-malarial drug hydroxychloroquine as a prophylactic against COVID-19 against the recommendations of the FDA, Pelosi said, “I would rather he not be taking something that has not been approved by the scientists, especially in his age group and in his, shall we say, weight group, morbidly obese, they say. So I think it’s not a good idea.”'

https://www.thedaily...=cheats&via=rss

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Hard to Believe Cavuto is this foolish & gullible. The VA study he quotes is total fraud conducted on only very old, sick patients already too far gone. And no zinc used. Zinc is the key. Great job
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CAVUTO IS AN IDIOT. THIS DRUG DOES NOT KILL PEOPLE - Neil Cavuto Stunned by Trump Taking Hydroxychloroquine: ‘It Will Kill You’

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Fox News on hydroxychloroquine in the last two days:

Neil Cavuto: It’ll kill you!!!

Laura Ingraham: Take it! Take it! Take it!'

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Posted 19 May 2020 - 06:36 AM

Maybe it will kill him?
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Posted 19 May 2020 - 07:14 AM

We couldn't be that lucky.

And remember there's always Crazy Mike waiting in the wings. Gilead here we come!
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes

"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys

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Posted 19 May 2020 - 07:25 PM

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Posted 20 May 2020 - 03:38 PM

Considering Trump's years of obsession with Obama's birth, #girthermovement is just too damn perfect. *chef's-kiss

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Posted 20 May 2020 - 05:52 PM

'Kellyanne Conway suggests Joe Biden is picking a woman vice president to have sex with her
[...] "You've seen the long short list of Joe Biden's V.P. choices," Conway said. "They all happen to be female. He sounds like co-ed at the end of a frat party…. 'I need a woman!'"

"So now he has binders of women and he's looking through," she added. "And he's got people like Sally Yates and Susan Rice on this list. And those who are two women who were very involved in the shenanigans that were happening in the days before [Trump took office].'

https://www.rawstory...ap9PgWjHjsq_-gk

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'Fired State Dept IG Was Investigating Pompeo Aide for Concealing Workplace Violence

[...] Linick’s office had recently concluded that Cam Henderson, head of the department’s Office of Protocol, had not properly reported allegations that her former boss, Sean Lawler, had intimidated and harassed staff, and carried a whip around on the job. The Office of Protocol helped Pompeo and his wife Susan host intimate, taxpayer-funded dinners with elite conservatives that the IG had also been probing.'

https://www.thedaily...eports?ref=home

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Posted 20 May 2020 - 07:12 PM

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Posted 20 May 2020 - 07:24 PM

I don't get it?
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Posted 20 May 2020 - 08:32 PM

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