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Political Comedy starring Donald J. Trump & Co. Laugh while you cry

#81 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 17 May 2017 - 07:07 PM

LOL. Simple answers for simple problems, eh? Why didn't anyone think to give a speech sooner?
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#82 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 17 May 2017 - 09:13 PM

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Posted 18 May 2017 - 05:33 AM

ClickHole is now PatriotHole, and in these trying times that is all that we need.
http://www.clickhole.com/
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#84 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 18 May 2017 - 08:00 PM

Cover of Time magazine
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Posted 19 May 2017 - 10:39 AM

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"Imperial Gothos, Imperial"
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#86 User is offline   Slow Ben 

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Posted 19 May 2017 - 08:38 PM

Sort of comedy.

This gem popped up in my news feed this morning.


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Posted 20 May 2017 - 11:12 PM

I feel a bit sick reading that...

Anyway, for some hilarity involving the bunch of rancid morons at the_Donald, check it this Out of the Loop thread on Reddit. Apparently there has been some major drama and hissy fits going on...
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#88 User is offline   worry 

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Posted 21 May 2017 - 02:17 AM

Everyone who posts at r/the_donald should be shuffled towards r/the_guillotine where they can be r/culled_from_the_population.
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#89 User is offline   Itwćs Nom 

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Posted 22 May 2017 - 12:18 PM

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https://twitter.com/...453928535236608
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#90 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 22 May 2017 - 08:46 PM

In relation to the above:

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Posted 23 May 2017 - 04:50 PM

So this feels like it might be a microcosm of their whole current relationship. Perhaps she knows the walls are closing in?



EDIT: And again in Rome.


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#92 User is offline   Puck 

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Posted 23 May 2017 - 08:39 PM

And here's what he wrote into the guest book of the Yad Vashem holocaust memorial site in Israel:

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#93 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 26 May 2017 - 03:22 AM

Trumpito tried that dominance handshake bullshit with the president of Tajikistan and was promptly shut down.

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Posted 26 May 2017 - 08:25 AM

When people demand to see your tax papers.

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Posted 26 May 2017 - 11:46 AM

I love that everyone now KNOWS about his bulllshit handshake nonsense...and are likely preparing themselves to pull that shit back.
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Posted 28 May 2017 - 09:58 PM

What most security personnel are thinking when working a Trump rally.
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Posted 29 May 2017 - 10:22 PM

A more recent "Tiny Trump"
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Posted 31 May 2017 - 09:18 AM

The Covfefe Tweet:

https://www.washingt...m=.554218519bb4

There's a ton of great images in this article.

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Posted 31 May 2017 - 04:15 PM

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Posted 31 May 2017 - 05:30 PM

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