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Political Comedy starring Donald J. Trump & Co. Laugh while you cry

#701 User is offline   Maark Abbott 

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Posted 17 March 2020 - 08:22 AM

View PostTsundoku, on 17 March 2020 - 06:43 AM, said:

Marital Law is vry vry srs bsns. It is known.


I pick Eddie Gordo
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#702 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 17 March 2020 - 02:16 PM

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#703 User is offline   Vengeance 

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Posted 17 March 2020 - 07:53 PM

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Still a great name for an album of his though.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!

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#704 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 18 March 2020 - 05:28 PM

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#705 User is offline   Whisperzzzzzzz 

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Posted 18 March 2020 - 10:34 PM

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To be fair, she's not an elected-or-otherwise government official.

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#706 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 19 March 2020 - 02:30 AM

Naw, make no bones about it, she stands shoulder to shoulder with her orange pops, w/ Jared in direct reporting relationship directly below.

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#707 User is offline   Maark Abbott 

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Posted 19 March 2020 - 12:47 PM

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To be fair, she's not an elected-or-otherwise government official.


But she is a Saber-class Servant.
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#708 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 20 March 2020 - 06:04 AM

'Trump was reportedly saved from tweeting Tom Hanks had died from coronavirus after officials misunderstood what being "discharged" from hospital means'

https://news.yahoo.c...nity&soc_trk=fb

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#709 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 20 March 2020 - 05:32 PM

'When Peter Alexander asked what the president would say to Americans who are scared, Mr Trump shook his head and attacked the television reporter.

"I say you're a terrible reporter," Mr Trump said'

https://www.independ...e-a9414411.html

'China Pulled Back on Trump-Backed Drug Due to Overdose Fears

On Thursday, Trump said chloroquine is “not going to kill anybody.” It turns out that researchers in Wuhan found that not to be true.'

https://www.thedaily...deadly?ref=home

'Trump Again Touts Drug That Fauci Says Has No Evidence of Working on Coronavirus

“I feel good about it. Just a feeling. I am a smart guy, we’ll see soon enough and we have certainly big samples of people.”'

https://www.thedaily...avirus?ref=home

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#710 User is offline   Not a Sheep 

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Posted 20 March 2020 - 06:31 PM

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#711 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 24 March 2020 - 05:01 AM

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#712 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 24 March 2020 - 05:46 PM


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#713 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 25 March 2020 - 04:18 PM

Trump tweets in response to Romney testing negative for coronavirus:

'This is really great news! I am so happy I can barely speak. He may have been a terrible presidential candidate and an even worse U.S. Senator, but he is a RINO, and I like him a lot!'

(Republican In Name Only)

https://twitter.com/...777450662244352
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#714 User is offline   Aptorian 

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Posted 25 March 2020 - 04:46 PM

Trump didn't get punched enough in the face when he was growing up.
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Posted 25 March 2020 - 05:19 PM

Or now.
A Haunting Poem
I Scream
You Scream
We all Scream
For I Scream.
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#716 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 25 March 2020 - 07:49 PM

Actually, I've listened to mental health professionals attempt to break down why Trump is the twat waffle he is. A lot of them have said he was abused too much as a child, both by his father and mother. That falls in line with kids I knew growing up who were abused or had to follow strict rules. I knew this preacher's kid from a very strict interpretation of the bible, like, he had to leave class when we celebrated any holidays, including Christmas, because it was anchored in older pagan celebrations. Whooboy, when he got to high school he was the worst, most out of control, bad influence on other kids out of any of the other "bad apples" in my school. And zowzers, he had a temper and short fuse. He was all about throwin' hands at anyone for any silly reason.
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#717 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 12:00 AM

Trump tweeted:

'The Democrat’s Best & Finest!'


Sigh....
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#718 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 02:31 AM



Funniest part starts about 23 seconds in.

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#719 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 26 March 2020 - 03:42 AM

Pay no attention to the stack of bodies on the corner, Happy Easter America.
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Posted 26 March 2020 - 05:06 AM

Maybe Trump is actually a Deep State mole trying to kill America's evangelicals.
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