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Political Comedy starring Donald J. Trump & Co. Laugh while you cry

#641 User is offline   Garak 

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Posted 27 February 2020 - 07:45 AM

Ok I knew Pence couldn't be all that smart considering who he's working for but oh boy. How are these morons in charge of anything? I wouldn't trust them to breathe properly.
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Posted 27 February 2020 - 05:28 PM

Well, with Trump placing Mike Pence in charge of the coronavirus response, breathing may be difficult for all of us soon. I guess if the virus is determined to be gay then Pence could deploy his god warriors to initiate the "gay conversion therapy protocol" against it.

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#643 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 28 February 2020 - 07:08 AM

'Christian pastor: I plan to "curse" the coronavirus and "make it disappear" from America

Evangelical pastor Rodney Howard-Browne is confident that he purged Florida of the Zika virus and now he appears convinced that he can make the Coronavirus disappear — in the U.S. anyway — because he can't be responsible for the rest of the world. Howard-Browne has made other interesting comments in the past, including that Trump is "too nice to Democrats" and should "get meaner." He's also had some uncomplimentary words for John Bolton, whom he described as a "clown walrus Warhawk."

[...] "And we disturbed it, declared we cursed that thing in the name of Jesus and Zika disappeared. We are doing the same thing with the Coronavirus. We do not need it on these shores, and obviously — somebody said 'Well what about the rest of the world?' I can't be responsible for every city or whatever."'

https://deadstate.or...mO1fXCMpSzpC1iE

'Health officials ordered to clear all statements about coronavirus with Vice President Mike Pence

[...] Pence said on Thursday that he had selected Dr. Deborah Birx, the director of the U.S. effort to combat HIV and AIDS, to serve as the Coronavirus Response Coordinator for the White House

[...] The decision to put Pence in charge was made Wednesday after the president told some people that the vice president didn't "have anything else to do," according to people familiar with the president's comments."

[...] when he was informed of Pence's selection to head the coronavirus task force, "I said, quote, 'that's genius.'"

https://www.courant....GmguDXAVITpnoow

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#644 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 01 March 2020 - 12:24 AM

'During his speech at the Conservative Political Action Conference on Saturday, former Fox News pundit Glenn Beck delivered a broadside against Senator Bernie Sanders, arguing that the election of the Jewish frontrunner in the Democratic presidential primary could lead to “another Holocaust.”

“Please, let us stop calling them Bernie bros. Because they are not my brother,” Beck told the CPAC crowd. “They are not something that is funny. They are Bernie Bolsheviks. They are Bernie Brownshirts. That’s what they are. And their revolution will result in death and misery. Another Holodomor. Or another Holocaust. Or whatever we call the next great socialist atrocity.”

While he said “our fathers and grandfathers” fought “bad guys” who wore “SS uniforms made by Hugo Boss and had little funny mustaches,” Beck added, “our bad guys come off just as crotchety humanity professors whining about ‘class warfare and how crappy white people treated the Native Americans.’”'

https://www.thedaily...ocaust?ref=home
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Posted 01 March 2020 - 05:55 PM

A hodgepodge from my Sunday morning reading.

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#646 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 01 March 2020 - 06:03 PM

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'Watch Trump Kiss and Caress an American Flag at CPAC: "I Love You, Baby"'

https://slate.com/ne...e-you-baby.html

He grabbed it by the Senate....

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'Coronavirus tsar Mike Pence wipes nose before shaking hands with top doctors at virus press conference'

https://www.independ...LWdymKN398-wyPc

Bet they all suddenly developed the urge to go to the bathroom ASAP....

'"Seriously people," Surgeon General Jerome Adams wrote on Twitter, "STOP BUYING MASKS!" Adams went on to note that masks are "NOT effective" for the general public and the demand from those who don't need it puts healthcare providers at risk.'

They're not effective, and healthcare workers need them!

The argument seems to be that the general public is unlikely to wear the masks properly, wash their hands, and avoid touching their faces.

https://slate.com/ne...face-masks.html
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Posted 02 March 2020 - 07:15 PM

Missing top hat, monocle, lit cigarette held tight in a cigarette holder pressed between lips, and that identifiable cackling laugh.

also, cocaine is a hell of a drug.

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#648 User is offline   Azath Vitr (D'ivers 

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Posted 03 March 2020 - 12:14 AM

'MSNBC Host Chris Matthews Resigns After Accusations of Sexism and Harassment

[...] Matthews asked “Why haven’t I fallen in love with you yet?” and urged the makeup artist to “Keep putting makeup on her, I’ll fall in love with her.”

[...] Over the course of Matthews’ decades-long career at the network, he has made degrading comments about the women at MSNBC and guests who have appeared on his show.

He once joked about using a “Bill Cosby pill” on Hillary Clinton'

https://www.thedaily...ment?ref=scroll
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Posted 03 March 2020 - 05:01 AM

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Posted 03 March 2020 - 05:11 AM

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Posted 03 March 2020 - 06:03 AM

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'Don Jr. Slammed Over Appalling Claim That Democrats Hope Coronavirus "Kills Millions" Of Americans So That They Can End Trump's 'Winning Streak

"But for them to try to take a pandemic and seemingly hope that it comes here, and kills millions of people so that they could end Donald Trump's streak of winning, is a new level of sickness."

"You know, I don't know if this is coronavirus or Trump derangement syndrome, but these people are infected badly."'

https://www.comicsan...zWbU3aFTqMHb4aY

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Posted 03 March 2020 - 07:31 PM

'Trump suggests using flu vaccine on coronavirus and is instantly corrected by health experts: "No"

[...] the president appeared to not understand basic information about how a vaccine is tested or produced and had to be repeatedly corrected by public health officials.

[...] "You take a solid flu vaccine, you don't think that would have an impact, or much of an impact, on corona?" he said.'

https://www.independ...k6xkXeWB0FLtxZ8

'Trump Tells MAGA Crowd Buttigieg, Klobuchar Should Be Impeached Over Biden Endorsements'

https://hillreporter...orsements-59938




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Posted 04 March 2020 - 11:25 AM

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Posted 04 March 2020 - 11:58 PM

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Posted 05 March 2020 - 04:50 AM

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See you soon, Donald.



[quoting] Donald J. Trump
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Mini Mike Bloomberg just “quit” the race for President. I could have told him long ago that he didn’t have what it takes, and he would have saved himself a billion dollars, the real cost. Now he will pour money into Sleepy Joe’s campaign, hoping to save face. It won’t work!'

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Posted 05 March 2020 - 05:32 PM

'Confused Biden Announces He Is Dropping Out Of Race, Endorses Joe Biden'

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https://thehardtimes...v86LFFu_pOfQr30

'Jill Biden And Symone Sanders Fought Off Two Protesters Who Stormed Joe Biden's Victory Speech

[...] A vegan protester storming the stage of Joe Biden's victory speech on Super Tuesday got tackled by two unlikely linebackers: the candidate's wife, Jill Biden, and his senior adviser, Symone Sanders.

Anti-dairy protesters have been turning up at most political events in the state this election season.[...] she chanted "let dairy die."

Jill Biden immediately blocked her husband with her body.'

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https://www.buzzfeed...s-super-tuesday

'In Nevada, the protesters took the stage and interrupted Senator Bernie Sanders as he addressed a crowd of supporters last month.

In Los Angeles, they disrupted Senator Elizabeth Warren’s stump speech this week.

And on Super Tuesday, activists campaigning against the dairy industry had their highest-profile moment yet when two women rushed onstage and crashed former Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr.’s rally in Los Angeles, screaming and holding images of a wide-eyed calf.

[...] “What is ‘Let Dairy Die,’ and why is it all over the Democratic primary race?”

[...] “The dairy industry is one of the cruelest forms of animal exploitation and our governments are endorsing it,” a Facebook post that describes the organization’s mission statement says.

[...] The group encourages “rescues” of animals in captivity and public protests, like the one on Tuesday. Activists have chained themselves together in front of Whole Foods Market grocery stores and staged “die-ins” at Chipotle restaurants, stormed food courts around the world and chanted in the streets to get attention for their cause.

[...] Sanders was forced to step aside when a woman grabbed a microphone from him. He yanked it back, but she grabbed a different microphone. [...] Three other women, one of them topless, walked up to the lectern holding photographs of animals, and then were shooed offstage.'

https://www.nytimes....-dairy-die.html

Milk is murder!

Yogurt is torture!

Cheese is slavery!

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Posted 06 March 2020 - 01:25 AM

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Posted 06 March 2020 - 03:13 AM

I mean I actually think Warren would make a good president but I really don't think America is ready for a *gasp* woman in charge! I thought maybe once they voted for a black guy things might change but look what happened as a result of that decision...
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Posted 06 March 2020 - 03:37 AM

I for one can’t wait for a woman prez. I much preferred working with a woman in charge over a guy. I’m more concerned about our enemies and their backwards view of women the day it happens so I hope it’s the right one when it does happen.
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Posted 06 March 2020 - 06:00 AM

'I Don’t Hate Women Candidates  —  I Just Hated Hillary Clinton and Now Believe That Elizabeth Warren Is Responsible for the Collapse of the Republic

When you hated Hillary Clinton, you didn’t really have to explain yourself. Everyone understood why someone would hate Hillary Clinton, the worst'

https://www.mcsweene...A2mJR9ynUltPj3c

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'Biden Decides To Grow A Mustache So He Can Smell Hair All The Time'

https://thepettyprop...aUNbA7AKlzZQ5OA
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