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Political Comedy starring Donald J. Trump & Co. Laugh while you cry

#61 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 09 April 2017 - 09:04 PM

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Posted 16 April 2017 - 01:56 AM

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Posted 16 April 2017 - 08:02 AM

Snow White, Superman and Pinocchio are walking on the street.

They walk past a sign with beauty contest on it and Snow White says wonderful, I'll go inside and enter the contest. 10 minutes later she's outside again with the first price.

A block later they see a sign Worlds Strongest Man contest" and Super Man goes inside and 10 minutes later he's outside with the first price.

They go on until they see a sign "Worlds Biggest Liar contest" and Pinocchio says this will be a piece of cake and goes inside.

10 minutes go on, 20 minutes and after almost an hour Pinocchio comes outside sulking.

Who the f*ck is Donald Trump?
Sappers have a saying, he muttered. "Wide eyed stupid"
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Posted 16 April 2017 - 09:11 PM

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Posted 18 April 2017 - 02:52 PM

Fun at the annual White House Easter Egg Hunt... spoilered for size and warning do not be drinking when you clicking...

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Posted 18 April 2017 - 03:22 PM

I really try hard to stay away from stereotypes when it comes to making an attempt to understand Trump voters/supporters, but damn they make it hard. This was an image from my local newspaper, recently taken at a rally to protest his policies. There were some "Trumpeters" that attended to try and shout them down.
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Posted 18 April 2017 - 03:43 PM

Dude looks like he's going into cardiac arrest right there.
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Posted 18 April 2017 - 04:08 PM

I feel like 10-20 years from now, Melania Trump will release a "Last King of Scotland" like memoir detailing her life while married to Trump. Hopefully it will be less terrifying.
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Posted 18 April 2017 - 05:51 PM

View PostApt, on 18 April 2017 - 04:08 PM, said:

I feel like 10-20 years from now, Melania Trump will release a "Last King of Scotland" like memoir detailing her life while married to Trump. Hopefully it will be MORE terrifying.


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Posted 18 April 2017 - 06:44 PM

Tha's mah Nuncle T-Roy
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Posted 28 April 2017 - 05:43 PM

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Posted 12 May 2017 - 10:55 AM

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Posted 12 May 2017 - 11:12 AM

I read this on The Slot / Jezebel today...

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Posted 13 May 2017 - 03:18 AM

View PostBriar King, on 18 April 2017 - 06:44 PM, said:

Tha's mah Nuncle T-Roy


N-uncle or carb-uncle?
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Posted 14 May 2017 - 06:48 PM



Spicer threw that column Samson style
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Posted 15 May 2017 - 01:10 PM

I just barely caught a glimpse of a Trump Sasquatch standing along I 10 in TX and busted out laughing. I will try to get a pic going back home.
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Posted 16 May 2017 - 08:34 PM

I haven't done the research, but I'm guessing Trump is the fattest american president since Howard Taft? Is that an accurate assertion? I mean Bill Clinton was a chubs when he was president, but at least he jogged to McDonalds for his Big Mac.

Trump though, yeeeesh. Baby's got more cakes than Duncan Hines!

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Posted 17 May 2017 - 03:02 PM

Trump is giving a speech about radical Islam when he meets with Muslim leaders in Saudi Arabia:

http://time.com/4781...h-saudi-arabia/

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"The speech is intended to unite the broader Muslim world against common enemies of all civilization and to demonstrate America's commitment to our Muslim partners," said McMaster.


I'm afraid that the common enemy that Trump is going to unite them around, will come as a shock to only Trump.

Ah well, we had a good run.
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