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Posted 11 May 2021 - 08:03 PM
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Posted 11 May 2021 - 10:15 PM
'Two members of Donald Trump's extended family got "inappropriately" close to Secret Service agents while he was president[...] Donald Trump Jr.'s wife, Vanessa Trump, "started dating one of the agents who had been assigned to her family." [...] Trump's daughter, Tiffany Trump, also spent "an unusual amount of time alone with a Secret Service agent on her detail" after breaking up with a boyfriend. The heads of the Secret Service even "became concerned at how close Tiffany appeared to be getting to the tall, dark and handsome agent,"'
https://www.thedaily...claims?ref=home
'A New Crazy Conspiracy on the Right Has People Filming Wood
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It's a simple supply and demand issue. Until it isn't.
A growing community of lumber-shortage truthers on social media platforms deny there is any scarcity at all, blaming the increased prices instead on a nefarious cabal intent on lumber price-gouging-or even preventing would-be homeowners from achieving the American dream of homeownership.'
https://www.thedaily...g-wood?ref=home
'"This right here is what they call telling us we're having a lumber shortage," TikTok user nikkistimely0 says [...] on TikTok[...] while driving by a lumber yard that displays stacks of lumber.
"That's why the price of wood is so high; because we apparently have a lumber shortage. But there's rows and rows and rows like that — just, they're just slowly handing it out. Look at that. But we're in a shortage, and that's why prices are so high."
[...]
"The third party lumber buyers, they have this lumber stacked up as high as the fork lifts will go," TikTok user kevinturner363 said [...] "They're holding onto it and just barely trickling it out a little bit here and a little bit there to keep prices drived up. I've seen it with my own two eyes. That's what's going on."
"When COVID hit, that's when I noticed that the sawmills never slowed down, but the lumber loads count went down," he added. "So that told me right there that somebody's holding onto it."
Some videos have rapidly gone viral, like "TRAIN LOADS OF LUMBER JUST STACKED UP !!!! Why," [...] which has nearly 500,000 views.
[...] theories have also spread beyond commonplace social media platforms to pro-Trump and QAnon spaces on the web[...]
[...] "Nothing short of market manipulation to drive up prices, most notably homes. Why Homes? Part of the American dream is to buy a house."'
https://www.inman.co...h-social-media/
'"I'm a canceled man in some corners of the internet … but I am Florida man, and it is good to be home!" — Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene kicked off their rally tour in a pro-Trump retirement community in Florida
[...]
Gaetz: Today is my birthday, and I already know how CNN is gonna report it. Matt Gaetz has wild party surrounded by beautiful women in the villages. [Old ladies scream]
[...]
Marjorie Taylor Greene: Who is your president?
Crowd chants: Donald Trump!
MTG: Did anyone in here vote for Joe Biden?
Crowd: NOOOO!!!!!
MTG: Do you guys really think he won?
Crowd screams: NOOOOOO!!!!!!
Gaetz: The deep state is real. It is in places you wouldn't even think. The deep state [dramatic pause, whisper voice] is even [longer dramatic pause] at the post office.
[...] This is a movement about winning---winning so much that we get tired of it. After all, isn't that what we were promised?'
https://www.youtube....h?v=jrQ3iCZQ-6I
https://www.thedaily...claims?ref=home
'A New Crazy Conspiracy on the Right Has People Filming Wood
[...]
It's a simple supply and demand issue. Until it isn't.
A growing community of lumber-shortage truthers on social media platforms deny there is any scarcity at all, blaming the increased prices instead on a nefarious cabal intent on lumber price-gouging-or even preventing would-be homeowners from achieving the American dream of homeownership.'
https://www.thedaily...g-wood?ref=home
'"This right here is what they call telling us we're having a lumber shortage," TikTok user nikkistimely0 says [...] on TikTok[...] while driving by a lumber yard that displays stacks of lumber.
"That's why the price of wood is so high; because we apparently have a lumber shortage. But there's rows and rows and rows like that — just, they're just slowly handing it out. Look at that. But we're in a shortage, and that's why prices are so high."
[...]
"The third party lumber buyers, they have this lumber stacked up as high as the fork lifts will go," TikTok user kevinturner363 said [...] "They're holding onto it and just barely trickling it out a little bit here and a little bit there to keep prices drived up. I've seen it with my own two eyes. That's what's going on."
"When COVID hit, that's when I noticed that the sawmills never slowed down, but the lumber loads count went down," he added. "So that told me right there that somebody's holding onto it."
Some videos have rapidly gone viral, like "TRAIN LOADS OF LUMBER JUST STACKED UP !!!! Why," [...] which has nearly 500,000 views.
[...] theories have also spread beyond commonplace social media platforms to pro-Trump and QAnon spaces on the web[...]
[...] "Nothing short of market manipulation to drive up prices, most notably homes. Why Homes? Part of the American dream is to buy a house."'
https://www.inman.co...h-social-media/
'"I'm a canceled man in some corners of the internet … but I am Florida man, and it is good to be home!" — Matt Gaetz and Marjorie Taylor Greene kicked off their rally tour in a pro-Trump retirement community in Florida
[...]
Gaetz: Today is my birthday, and I already know how CNN is gonna report it. Matt Gaetz has wild party surrounded by beautiful women in the villages. [Old ladies scream]
[...]
Marjorie Taylor Greene: Who is your president?
Crowd chants: Donald Trump!
MTG: Did anyone in here vote for Joe Biden?
Crowd: NOOOO!!!!!
MTG: Do you guys really think he won?
Crowd screams: NOOOOOO!!!!!!
Gaetz: The deep state is real. It is in places you wouldn't even think. The deep state [dramatic pause, whisper voice] is even [longer dramatic pause] at the post office.
[...] This is a movement about winning---winning so much that we get tired of it. After all, isn't that what we were promised?'
https://www.youtube....h?v=jrQ3iCZQ-6I
This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 11 May 2021 - 10:17 PM
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Posted 14 May 2021 - 05:43 PM
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Ha! almost five months since Jan. 6 and the zingers still keep coming. Beer Gut Putsch. *chef's-kiss
If you've driven around this beautiful big country -murica!- and have been in proximity to a MAGA jagoff, this is spot on. Except the flag is usually many large ones ("Trump is my President", "Back the Blue", "Don't Tread on Me") waving out of the bed of their truck. And you know that bed has only ever been used for just that and nothing else. You know those truck beds have never hauled gravel or top soil. Never have carried lumber or moved furniture. And hooboy, how these ass clowns love themselves some Chick-fil-A. The side of homophobia gives the chicken nuggets that extra pop.
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Posted 14 May 2021 - 09:41 PM
'Anti-Maskers Ready to Start Masking—to Protect Themselves From the Vaccinated
[...] The conspiracy—which comes in several shapes and sizes—more or less says the vaccinated will "shed" certain proteins onto the unvaccinated who will then suffer adverse effects.
[...]
Anti-vax influencers are instructing their fellow anti-vaxxers as well as anti-maskers (at this point the two communities overlap to a huge degree) that one of the best ways to defend themselves from this blight is to co-opt…social distancing, the very strategy they have long decried.
[...] you may have to "stay away from somebody who's had these shots…forever."
Another prominent anti-vaxxer suggested quarantining people who have been vaccinated. "There is something being passed from people who are shot up with this poison to others who have not gotten the shot,"[...] a New York pediatrician and anti-vaxxer, on a separate livestream. They should also "have a badge on their arms that say 'I've been vaccinated even though it's not a vaccine' so that we know to avoid them on the street, to not go near them anywhere in society," [...]
[...] an anti-fascist researcher who first tweeted about Mikovits' stance on masks, told VICE World News he doesn't think the masks will catch on among the anti-maskers.
[...] Recently a private school in Miami went so far as to ban vaccinated teachers from interacting with unvaccinated students. In April, a Gold Shop in Kelowna, British Columbia, caused a stir when the owners put up a sign saying the vaccinated were banned from entering the store, citing worries about vaccine shedding. The store also had a sign that masking was not allowed and instructed customers to "lower their face diaper."
https://www.vice.com...-the-vaccinated
'The GOP's New Heroes Are All Killers, Kooks, and Creeps
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During a House Oversight Committee this week, Rep. Andrew Clyde tried to gaslight America by declaring there was no riot and that the violent insurrection actually resembled a "normal tourist visit."
[...] At least he isn't a killer—one of Trump's favorite terms of praise, incidentally—[...]
Rep. Madison Cawthorne, reflecting the civility of his party and its cult-like fealty to Trump, tweeted, "Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, goodbye Liz Cheney."'
https://news.yahoo.c...-085349789.html
'Mike Lindell Laments "There's People That Actually Still Think Biden Won" In Deranged Interview'
https://www.comicsan...2652968998.html
'Hours after Rep. Liz Cheney was ousted from her Republican leadership position for rebuking former [...] Trump's ongoing claim that the election was "stolen" from him, House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy told reporters, "I don't think anybody is questioning the legitimacy of the presidential election."
"I think that is all over with"'
https://www.nbcnews....ection-n1267140
'QAnon "Lumber Truthers" Are Now Convinced That Biden Is Behind The Surge In Wood Prices
[...]
"James Graham
@jamesgraham
Clearly all the US lumber is being stockpiled in British hospitals to make it look like we have a pandemic when really it's just wood. Or something."'
https://www.comicsan...2652962084.html
'Fox News Mocked After Trying To Blame Chick-Fil-A Sauce Shortage On "Joe Biden's America"'
https://www.comicsan...2652977798.html
'The Doomsday Sperm Theory Embraced by the Far Right'
https://slate.com/te...ationalism.html
'Marjorie Taylor Greene Shouted "Get Rid of Your Diaper" Through AOC's Office Mailbox
On Wednesday, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) pursued Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez [...] through the corridors of Congress screaming about terrorism and Black Lives Matter. But it wasn't the first time that Green has pulled such a lame stunt. [...] Greene can be seen outside Ocasio-Cortez's congressional office in February 2019 and, when AOC's staff rightfully locks the doors on her and her associates, Greene starts screaming abuse through the office mailbox. She can be seen telling Ocasio-Cortez to "get rid of your diaper," and goes on to say: "Stop being a baby and stop locking your door and come out and face the American citizens that you serve."'
https://www.thedaily...-office-mailbox
[...] The conspiracy—which comes in several shapes and sizes—more or less says the vaccinated will "shed" certain proteins onto the unvaccinated who will then suffer adverse effects.
[...]
Anti-vax influencers are instructing their fellow anti-vaxxers as well as anti-maskers (at this point the two communities overlap to a huge degree) that one of the best ways to defend themselves from this blight is to co-opt…social distancing, the very strategy they have long decried.
[...] you may have to "stay away from somebody who's had these shots…forever."
Another prominent anti-vaxxer suggested quarantining people who have been vaccinated. "There is something being passed from people who are shot up with this poison to others who have not gotten the shot,"[...] a New York pediatrician and anti-vaxxer, on a separate livestream. They should also "have a badge on their arms that say 'I've been vaccinated even though it's not a vaccine' so that we know to avoid them on the street, to not go near them anywhere in society," [...]
[...] an anti-fascist researcher who first tweeted about Mikovits' stance on masks, told VICE World News he doesn't think the masks will catch on among the anti-maskers.
[...] Recently a private school in Miami went so far as to ban vaccinated teachers from interacting with unvaccinated students. In April, a Gold Shop in Kelowna, British Columbia, caused a stir when the owners put up a sign saying the vaccinated were banned from entering the store, citing worries about vaccine shedding. The store also had a sign that masking was not allowed and instructed customers to "lower their face diaper."
https://www.vice.com...-the-vaccinated
'The GOP's New Heroes Are All Killers, Kooks, and Creeps
[...]
During a House Oversight Committee this week, Rep. Andrew Clyde tried to gaslight America by declaring there was no riot and that the violent insurrection actually resembled a "normal tourist visit."
[...] At least he isn't a killer—one of Trump's favorite terms of praise, incidentally—[...]
Rep. Madison Cawthorne, reflecting the civility of his party and its cult-like fealty to Trump, tweeted, "Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, goodbye Liz Cheney."'
https://news.yahoo.c...-085349789.html
'Mike Lindell Laments "There's People That Actually Still Think Biden Won" In Deranged Interview'
https://www.comicsan...2652968998.html
'Hours after Rep. Liz Cheney was ousted from her Republican leadership position for rebuking former [...] Trump's ongoing claim that the election was "stolen" from him, House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy told reporters, "I don't think anybody is questioning the legitimacy of the presidential election."
"I think that is all over with"'
https://www.nbcnews....ection-n1267140
'QAnon "Lumber Truthers" Are Now Convinced That Biden Is Behind The Surge In Wood Prices
[...]
"James Graham
@jamesgraham
Clearly all the US lumber is being stockpiled in British hospitals to make it look like we have a pandemic when really it's just wood. Or something."'
https://www.comicsan...2652962084.html
'Fox News Mocked After Trying To Blame Chick-Fil-A Sauce Shortage On "Joe Biden's America"'
https://www.comicsan...2652977798.html
'The Doomsday Sperm Theory Embraced by the Far Right'
https://slate.com/te...ationalism.html
'Marjorie Taylor Greene Shouted "Get Rid of Your Diaper" Through AOC's Office Mailbox
On Wednesday, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-GA) pursued Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez [...] through the corridors of Congress screaming about terrorism and Black Lives Matter. But it wasn't the first time that Green has pulled such a lame stunt. [...] Greene can be seen outside Ocasio-Cortez's congressional office in February 2019 and, when AOC's staff rightfully locks the doors on her and her associates, Greene starts screaming abuse through the office mailbox. She can be seen telling Ocasio-Cortez to "get rid of your diaper," and goes on to say: "Stop being a baby and stop locking your door and come out and face the American citizens that you serve."'
https://www.thedaily...-office-mailbox
This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 14 May 2021 - 09:43 PM
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Posted 15 May 2021 - 08:38 AM
Republicans are officially insane and should not be anywhere near the halls of power. Makes me wonder about the mind of someone who can look at this and go "yup, they represent me alright!"
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Posted 18 May 2021 - 02:51 AM
CNN headline, top of the front page, large font: 'We are humans, it has to stop'
I assumed 'we' meant the Palestinians... but no:
'The Republican official who heads Maricopa County, Arizona's election department [...]
"At some point, we are humans, it has to stop," [...]
His comments come after Trump [...] falsely claimed in a statement that the "entire Database of Maricopa County in Arizona has been DELETED!" [...]
"I'm literally looking at our voter registration database on my other screen. Right now," [...] "We can't indulge these insane lies any longer. As a party. As a state. As a country." [Yes We Can!]'
https://www.cnn.com/...nntv/index.html
'"It's hard to look at": Donald Trump makes National Portrait Gallery debut
[...]
Canny curators have placed [Trump] face-to-face with a painting of John Lewis, the late congressman and civil rights hero whose habit of making what he called "good trouble" included boycotting Trump's inauguration.
"Keeping him honest!" remarked Eric [...]
[...]Trump is now back-to-back with the famous Hope poster featuring Obama[...]
"I deliberately averted my eyes," [...] "It's cool they put Obama behind the bad guy."
[...] made a noble sacrifice for the Guardian, walking across the room to study the Trump portrait.
"He looks like an insecure man holding the desk to believe in himself," he reported. [...]
"It's hard to look at. I started to take a picture of it and then decided I don't want it on my phone. I'm so relieved we don't have to look at him or listen to him any more. It was a relentless assault on the senses" [...]
[...] "They didn't make him look orange."'
https://www.theguard...t-gallery-photo
I assumed 'we' meant the Palestinians... but no:
'The Republican official who heads Maricopa County, Arizona's election department [...]
"At some point, we are humans, it has to stop," [...]
His comments come after Trump [...] falsely claimed in a statement that the "entire Database of Maricopa County in Arizona has been DELETED!" [...]
"I'm literally looking at our voter registration database on my other screen. Right now," [...] "We can't indulge these insane lies any longer. As a party. As a state. As a country." [Yes We Can!]'
https://www.cnn.com/...nntv/index.html
'"It's hard to look at": Donald Trump makes National Portrait Gallery debut
[...]
Canny curators have placed [Trump] face-to-face with a painting of John Lewis, the late congressman and civil rights hero whose habit of making what he called "good trouble" included boycotting Trump's inauguration.
"Keeping him honest!" remarked Eric [...]
[...]Trump is now back-to-back with the famous Hope poster featuring Obama[...]
"I deliberately averted my eyes," [...] "It's cool they put Obama behind the bad guy."
[...] made a noble sacrifice for the Guardian, walking across the room to study the Trump portrait.
"He looks like an insecure man holding the desk to believe in himself," he reported. [...]
"It's hard to look at. I started to take a picture of it and then decided I don't want it on my phone. I'm so relieved we don't have to look at him or listen to him any more. It was a relentless assault on the senses" [...]
[...] "They didn't make him look orange."'
https://www.theguard...t-gallery-photo
This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 18 May 2021 - 02:51 AM
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Posted 22 May 2021 - 08:41 PM
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Posted 23 May 2021 - 09:10 AM
Very good comparison. Laughably-stereotypical snake-oil charlatans selling BS to the uneducated masses for squillions by appealing to their baser instincts and exploiting their gullibility.
"Fortune favors the bold, though statistics favor the cautious." - Indomitable Courteous (Icy) Fist, The Palace Job - Patrick Weekes
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
"Well well well ... if it ain't The Invisible C**t." - Billy Butcher, The Boys
"I have strong views about not tempting providence and, as a wise man once said, the difference between luck and a wheelbarrow is, luck doesn’t work if you push it." - Colonel Orhan, Sixteen Ways to Defend a Walled City - KJ Parker
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Posted 25 May 2021 - 06:03 PM
'Former GOP Rep: My Party Was "Beamed Up by Aliens"'
https://www.thedaily...aliens?ref=home
Took me a moment to realize they didn't mean that literally....
'For "ufologists," long mocked as tinfoil hat-wearers obsessed with little green men, some measure of vindication may finally be at hand. But for many UFO enthusiasts on the right, this new round of UFO disclosures is nothing to cheer about. Instead, they're claiming the new videos of possible UFO sightings are meant to distract people from [...] Trump's baseless voter fraud allegations and conspiracy theories about the coronavirus pandemic.
"There's no doubt that this mainstream UFO disclosure push is offering a convenient distraction for the Deep State to turn our attention away from important issues like the Scamdemic and the election fraud getting exposed," Jordan Sather, a UFO and QAnon conspiracy theorist, complained on social media [...]
Sather, who has griped that interest in UFOs has just become a way for left-wing "social justice warriors" to "virtue signal," typifies the response.'
https://www.thedaily...rom-voter-fraud
https://www.thedaily...aliens?ref=home
Took me a moment to realize they didn't mean that literally....
'For "ufologists," long mocked as tinfoil hat-wearers obsessed with little green men, some measure of vindication may finally be at hand. But for many UFO enthusiasts on the right, this new round of UFO disclosures is nothing to cheer about. Instead, they're claiming the new videos of possible UFO sightings are meant to distract people from [...] Trump's baseless voter fraud allegations and conspiracy theories about the coronavirus pandemic.
"There's no doubt that this mainstream UFO disclosure push is offering a convenient distraction for the Deep State to turn our attention away from important issues like the Scamdemic and the election fraud getting exposed," Jordan Sather, a UFO and QAnon conspiracy theorist, complained on social media [...]
Sather, who has griped that interest in UFOs has just become a way for left-wing "social justice warriors" to "virtue signal," typifies the response.'
https://www.thedaily...rom-voter-fraud
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Posted 26 May 2021 - 04:25 PM
'Did Bill Gates Get Breast Implants?
Videos can be deceiving.
[...] claiming [he] was a transgender woman in transition[...]
Gates did not get breast implants. So far as we know, he is not "transitioning." This was a digitally altered video.'
https://www.snopes.c...ioning-breasts/
'No, Bill Gates' Wyoming Ranch Wasn't Stormed by Navy SEALs
Genuine news outlets don't carry "parody" disclaimers.'
https://www.snopes.c...med-navy-seals/
'There is no greater case study for the benefits of Twitter's character limit than [...] Trump's howling-into-the-void blog. In his latest stream of consciousness, [...] Trump wheeled out some of his most well-worn lines'
https://www.thedaily...eports?ref=home
Getting pretty far into broken record territory....
'Boris Wanted to Be Injected With COVID on Live TV: Adviser
[...] According to Dominic Cummings, Johnson's former top adviser, the PM offered to be injected with the coronavirus live on television in the early days of the pandemic. [...] "I'm going to get [...] (England's chief medical officer) to inject me with it live on national TV so everyone can see it's nothing to be scared of." Weeks later, Johnson nearly died after catching the coronavirus—though that was unintentional.'
https://www.thedaily...dviser?ref=home
'It is possible that Joe Biden will be a speed bump on the fascists' march to power. That is the optimistic way to see it, which is not an impossible outcome. The strategy that Biden is employing may whittle back just enough votes so that America has civilized outcomes from its near-future elections.'
https://www.salon.co...march-to-power/
Videos can be deceiving.
[...] claiming [he] was a transgender woman in transition[...]
Gates did not get breast implants. So far as we know, he is not "transitioning." This was a digitally altered video.'
https://www.snopes.c...ioning-breasts/
'No, Bill Gates' Wyoming Ranch Wasn't Stormed by Navy SEALs
Genuine news outlets don't carry "parody" disclaimers.'
https://www.snopes.c...med-navy-seals/
'There is no greater case study for the benefits of Twitter's character limit than [...] Trump's howling-into-the-void blog. In his latest stream of consciousness, [...] Trump wheeled out some of his most well-worn lines'
https://www.thedaily...eports?ref=home
Getting pretty far into broken record territory....
'Boris Wanted to Be Injected With COVID on Live TV: Adviser
[...] According to Dominic Cummings, Johnson's former top adviser, the PM offered to be injected with the coronavirus live on television in the early days of the pandemic. [...] "I'm going to get [...] (England's chief medical officer) to inject me with it live on national TV so everyone can see it's nothing to be scared of." Weeks later, Johnson nearly died after catching the coronavirus—though that was unintentional.'
https://www.thedaily...dviser?ref=home
'It is possible that Joe Biden will be a speed bump on the fascists' march to power. That is the optimistic way to see it, which is not an impossible outcome. The strategy that Biden is employing may whittle back just enough votes so that America has civilized outcomes from its near-future elections.'
https://www.salon.co...march-to-power/
This post has been edited by Azath Vitr (D'ivers: 26 May 2021 - 04:26 PM
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Posted 28 May 2021 - 08:40 PM
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Posted 03 June 2021 - 10:07 AM
Trump's foray into social media (i.e. a blog) has shut down. What platform does he land on next?
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Posted 03 June 2021 - 10:21 AM
Twitch. Donald Trump streams Minecraft, where every week you can join him on his Meincraft server for the low, low price of 99 dollars a minute, while the MAGA villagers try to build a Wall to keep the Ender Mexicans from coming in.
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Posted 03 June 2021 - 07:52 PM
TikTok.
The Don could make short videos. Kick things off by showing how to powder up Adderall pills, chop into lines, and snort it up. All while "Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangsta" is playing.
https://www.youtube....h?v=6IJCFc_qkHw
Although, I don't know if that will hit with the TikTok demo. Maybe if he throws in one of those Anime orgasm faces at the end, the algorithm might land it on a large number of FYPs.
Also, think about the possibilities if he went to OnlyFans. Just make sure you haven't eaten anything first.
The Don could make short videos. Kick things off by showing how to powder up Adderall pills, chop into lines, and snort it up. All while "Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangsta" is playing.
https://www.youtube....h?v=6IJCFc_qkHw
Although, I don't know if that will hit with the TikTok demo. Maybe if he throws in one of those Anime orgasm faces at the end, the algorithm might land it on a large number of FYPs.
Also, think about the possibilities if he went to OnlyFans. Just make sure you haven't eaten anything first.
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Posted 05 June 2021 - 12:36 AM
'Capitol Riot Suspect Who Yelled Police Were "Protecting Pedophiles" Was Convicted of Statutory Rape
[...] Sean McHugh, who faces eight charges for his role in the Trumpist insurrection, including assaulting police, gave officers an audibly hard time when he brought out a megaphone and yelled "You guys like protecting pedophiles?... You're protecting communists... There is a Second Amendment behind us, what are you going to do then?" according to footage reviewed by prosecutors. Yet, records show that McHugh was convicted of unlawful sex with a minor in 2010, and that he was sentenced to 240 days in prison and four years of probation. Additionally, when he allegedly took part in the riot at the Capitol, McHugh was already on probation for past misdemeanor convictions, including multiple DUIs.'
https://www.thedaily...rape-conviction
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Posted 05 June 2021 - 04:29 PM
'Trump Allies Beg Him: Don’t Bring Up August "Reinstatement"
On Saturday evening, [...] Trump [...] is scheduled to deliver another one of his red-meat-hurling, post-presidency speeches [...] And there is one particular morsel that various Trump advisers and confidants are praying [he] does not serve to his followers this weekend—or, ever.
“I conveyed something [to Trump] to the effect of, ‘It would be a terrible idea to even say the word, ‘August’,” [...]
[...] the people close to Trump who’ve sought to dissuade him from talking about this publicly have counseled him gently and diplomatically, determining that pushing too hard could risk inadvertently nudging the mercurial ex-president towards actually talking about it.
The idea that Trump would be “reinstated” in a few weeks is the stuff of MAGA fan fiction—but that hasn’t stopped Trump from privately entertaining the baseless August theory. He has claimed the theory is something that many “highly respected” people have recently assured him is possible (once the nonexistent evidence of massive 2020 voter fraud is finally revealed)[...]
[...] MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell[...] said, “If Trump is saying August, that is probably because he heard me say it [...]” [...]
[...] a Dallas megachurch pastor who advised Trump during his administration, said “[...] People need to engage and deal with reality, not fantasy. I know the president to be an extremely intelligent person, one of the smartest people I’ve ever known, and I would doubt seriously the reports that he believes he’s going to be reinstated in August.”'
https://www.thedaily...r-ever?ref=home
On Saturday evening, [...] Trump [...] is scheduled to deliver another one of his red-meat-hurling, post-presidency speeches [...] And there is one particular morsel that various Trump advisers and confidants are praying [he] does not serve to his followers this weekend—or, ever.
“I conveyed something [to Trump] to the effect of, ‘It would be a terrible idea to even say the word, ‘August’,” [...]
[...] the people close to Trump who’ve sought to dissuade him from talking about this publicly have counseled him gently and diplomatically, determining that pushing too hard could risk inadvertently nudging the mercurial ex-president towards actually talking about it.
The idea that Trump would be “reinstated” in a few weeks is the stuff of MAGA fan fiction—but that hasn’t stopped Trump from privately entertaining the baseless August theory. He has claimed the theory is something that many “highly respected” people have recently assured him is possible (once the nonexistent evidence of massive 2020 voter fraud is finally revealed)[...]
[...] MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell[...] said, “If Trump is saying August, that is probably because he heard me say it [...]” [...]
[...] a Dallas megachurch pastor who advised Trump during his administration, said “[...] People need to engage and deal with reality, not fantasy. I know the president to be an extremely intelligent person, one of the smartest people I’ve ever known, and I would doubt seriously the reports that he believes he’s going to be reinstated in August.”'
https://www.thedaily...r-ever?ref=home
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Posted 06 June 2021 - 02:48 PM
Interesting timeline:
'The Military Can't Let Michael Flynn Just Get Away With Supporting a Coup
[...] at a QAnon-themed conference [...] a man in the audience rose and said, "I'm a simple Marine. I want to know why what happened in Minimar [he was referring to the February military coup in Myanmar] can't happen here." Amid much whooping and clapping from the crowd, Flynn replied, "No reason. I mean, it should happen"—i.e., a coup should happen here. (Flynn has since denied saying this, but the videotape clearly shows he did.)
This is serious business. We're talking about a retired three-star general who was [...] Trump's national security adviser and, before then, director of the Defense Intelligence Agency.'
https://slate.com/ne...rt-martial.html
(Specifically, Myanmar's military didn't like the results of the election and used baseless claims of voter fraud to justify the coup.)
Then:
Reports emerge that Trump is claiming he'll be reinstated by August.
Now:
'Michael Flynn's Brother Takes Over U.S. Army Pacific
[...] 90,000-strong force [...] "It is incredibly awkward for this officer every day for what is going on with him and his brother, but he puts his head down in, and he is locked in to serve the Constitution [specifically the 2nd Amendment of New Trumplandia]," McCarthy [son of Joe?] said then.'
https://www.thedaily...f=home?ref=home
'The Military Can't Let Michael Flynn Just Get Away With Supporting a Coup
[...] at a QAnon-themed conference [...] a man in the audience rose and said, "I'm a simple Marine. I want to know why what happened in Minimar [he was referring to the February military coup in Myanmar] can't happen here." Amid much whooping and clapping from the crowd, Flynn replied, "No reason. I mean, it should happen"—i.e., a coup should happen here. (Flynn has since denied saying this, but the videotape clearly shows he did.)
This is serious business. We're talking about a retired three-star general who was [...] Trump's national security adviser and, before then, director of the Defense Intelligence Agency.'
https://slate.com/ne...rt-martial.html
(Specifically, Myanmar's military didn't like the results of the election and used baseless claims of voter fraud to justify the coup.)
Then:
Reports emerge that Trump is claiming he'll be reinstated by August.
Now:
'Michael Flynn's Brother Takes Over U.S. Army Pacific
[...] 90,000-strong force [...] "It is incredibly awkward for this officer every day for what is going on with him and his brother, but he puts his head down in, and he is locked in to serve the Constitution [specifically the 2nd Amendment of New Trumplandia]," McCarthy [son of Joe?] said then.'
https://www.thedaily...f=home?ref=home
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Posted 06 June 2021 - 05:31 PM
That's wiggity wiggity wiggity WACK!
Did Donald Trump Wear His Pants Backwards? Kriss Kross Memes Have Already Begun
*link is to www.thewrap.com
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Did Donald Trump Wear His Pants Backwards? Kriss Kross Memes Have Already Begun
*link is to www.thewrap.com
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Posted 06 June 2021 - 06:34 PM
'Trump aide asked DoJ to investigate bizarre "Italygate" claim [...]
Trump's final White House chief of staff[...] pressured the acting attorney general [...] to investigate a conspiracy theory which said people in Italy used military satellites to make US voting machines switch votes for Biden.'
https://www.theguard...s-doj-italygate
'"Worse shape than I imagined": Trump critics stunned by his "lethargic" slurring [... Saturday] speech
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He also attempted to defend himself after having difficulty walking down a ramp, which had raised questions about Trump's health in 2020. Trump argued the ramp was a "boobytrap."'
https://www.alternet...arolina-speech/
Trump's final White House chief of staff[...] pressured the acting attorney general [...] to investigate a conspiracy theory which said people in Italy used military satellites to make US voting machines switch votes for Biden.'
https://www.theguard...s-doj-italygate
'"Worse shape than I imagined": Trump critics stunned by his "lethargic" slurring [... Saturday] speech
[...]
He also attempted to defend himself after having difficulty walking down a ramp, which had raised questions about Trump's health in 2020. Trump argued the ramp was a "boobytrap."'
https://www.alternet...arolina-speech/
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