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Political Comedy starring world leaders and local idiots Laugh while you cry

#101 User is offline   Malankazooie 

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Posted 08 June 2017 - 07:49 PM

When I visit my grandpa's farm this summer, I'm so going to get freaky with the wheat. It's naughty wheat, soooo naughty. It needs to be spanked..... naughty little wheat.Posted ImagePosted Image



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Posted 12 June 2017 - 07:06 PM

Lol what is the context of that? Anti-? Pro-? Just some weirdo's art?
They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 14 June 2017 - 08:23 PM

I finally figured it out! I knew I'd seen Jeff Sessions somewhere. And just think, he didn't really need to stretch his acting skills to perform in this role.

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Posted 22 June 2017 - 11:23 PM

So, applying Trump's sexist logic, he would grab her by the triple chin. Posted Image

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Posted 24 June 2017 - 06:43 AM

It's hard to tell anymore whether these posts should be to the USA Politics thread or here to the "make fun of the orange haired wrinkled nut sack thread". So I decided to err on the side of comedy.

Our dear and benevolent leader Trumpito banned cameras at the White House press briefings. In response CNN sent a courtroom sketch artist instead. (sucks to be the daughter of Mike Huckabee)

With cameras banned, CNN sends sketch artist to White House briefing


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Posted 30 June 2017 - 04:10 PM

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Posted 05 July 2017 - 10:46 PM

CNN hits back. This will be settled once and for all at WWE SummerSlam next month.
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Posted 06 July 2017 - 05:12 PM

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A Haunting Poem
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Posted 07 July 2017 - 06:35 AM

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They came with white hands and left with red hands.
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Posted 18 July 2017 - 03:22 PM

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#111 User is offline   Tiste Simeon 

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Posted 18 July 2017 - 03:24 PM

View Postworry, on 07 July 2017 - 06:35 AM, said:

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This is incidentally the Republican policy on women's bodies!
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Posted 18 July 2017 - 03:32 PM

Don't worry, Tiste. I've heard the female body has a way of shutting that whole thing down.
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Posted 21 July 2017 - 03:57 AM

There's a Donald Trump anime now:


View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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Posted 21 July 2017 - 05:07 AM

There's also this: http://www.pushtrump...cliffagain.com/
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Posted 27 July 2017 - 09:11 PM

Burn.
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Posted 01 August 2017 - 02:19 AM

An email prankster, posing as Priebus, got the Mooch: http://www.cnn.com/2...ster/index.html
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Posted 01 August 2017 - 06:10 AM


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Posted 01 August 2017 - 08:21 AM

Is that some sort of record? I mean, he was acting the part for - what, 10 days? - but he actually hadn't technically entered the position.

Couldn't happen to a nicer POS.

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Posted 01 August 2017 - 11:47 AM

It's gotta be for a position in a prez's administration.

There was video of something dropping out of Trump's nose that people say was cocaine drip. And based on how "The Mooch" behaved and Trump's unhinged tweets and behavior, I gotta lean towards this conspiracy being true. "The Mooch" was probably Trumpito's source and when he was given the job of communications dir, him and Trump probably started acting like billionaires who just bought and charted a sex yacht to international waters filled with cocaine and hookers. The new chief of staff (a marine general) saw that this couple can't be around each other so much and decided "The Mooch" had to go, immediately.
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Posted 04 August 2017 - 06:09 AM

Unflattering
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