[bubba]

Messremb, on 29 December 2016 - 12:39 AM, said:

2013 again?

[Tattersail_]

Oh no

[Macros]

indeedn oh no.

I had golf to play minions, golf to play.


Tatts drops his purple pentrator, well it falls from him at least, and mess can't help himself but pick it up, and immeadiately attacks Dolmen with it. Dolmen is furiously fiddling with his time machine as he forgot to buy christmas presents in time and he needs to sort it out. His tweaking causes a quantuam fractal shift to occur and Santas sleigh erupts from the portal at mach 7, whisking him to safety from Mess dildo attack.
Mess curses then looks at his new toy speculatively.

siergjie is unhappy, and angry,m with the gods, all of them, none of them, whatever is up there. As he stands and roars obscenities at the sky Nom takes his chance and sneaks up to ram a Polished Polish saber through his back. the dastardly villain!

Tatts thinks he has done some internal damage with the PP and is in considerable pain. oh look! a syringe, surely it must be filled with morphine.
It
Is
Not

Bubba's gun needs cleaned (not a euphemism) and he decides the best way to clean it is to lick it clean, much as a dog would clean his bollocks, this is a bad idea.


Nom shoot Siegjie, is not attacked - surivives
Mess shoots Dolmen, is not attacked - Survives
Dolmen shoots self, is attacked - Survives

Tatts shoots self, is not attacked - DEAD
Bubba shoots self, is not attacked - DEAD
Siergjie shoots sky, is attacked - DEAD


3 alive, Nom, Mess, Dol.

MEXICAN STANDOFF!!!

[Messremb]

There's only one way to resolve this.

Tequila.

[Dolmen 2.0]

Messremb, on 29 December 2016 - 08:32 PM, said:

There's only one way to resolve this.

Tequila.

Hah!

Classic.

Also boo on you Mess, purple is not my colour.

[Messremb]

Dolmen 2.0, on 30 December 2016 - 04:57 PM, said:

Messremb, on 29 December 2016 - 08:32 PM, said:

There's only one way to resolve this.

Tequila.

Hah!

Classic.

Also boo on you Mess, purple is not my colour.

Hey Tatts made the colour choice

So we're waiting on Mac?

[Dolmen 2.0]

Messremb, on 30 December 2016 - 06:09 PM, said:

Dolmen 2.0, on 30 December 2016 - 04:57 PM, said:

Messremb, on 29 December 2016 - 08:32 PM, said:

There's only one way to resolve this.

Tequila.

Hah!

Classic.

Also boo on you Mess, purple is not my colour.

Hey Tatts made the colour choice

So we're waiting on Mac?

Now we are.

I think...

[Itwæs Nom]

And now you'll be left doubting and scared until the very moment when the heads of both of you fall from your shoulders, still keeping the unbelieveing expressions as they hit the ground, simultaneously...

[Dolmen 2.0]

Itwæs Nom, on 30 December 2016 - 07:44 PM, said:

And now you'll be left doubting and scared until the very moment when the heads of both of you fall from your shoulders, still keeping the unbelieveing expressions as they hit the ground, simultaneously...

You do realize you only have the one bullet?

How does this bullet develope arms, a degree in criminology and the minimum wage job required to get a chainsaw so as to decapitate us both...?

Watson?

[Itwæs Nom]

Dolmen 2.0, on 31 December 2016 - 06:35 AM, said:

Itwæs Nom, on 30 December 2016 - 07:44 PM, said:

And now you'll be left doubting and scared until the very moment when the heads of both of you fall from your shoulders, still keeping the unbelieveing expressions as they hit the ground, simultaneously...

You do realize you only have the one bullet?

How does this bullet develope arms, a degree in criminology and the minimum wage job required to get a chainsaw so as to decapitate us both...?

Watson?

Minimum wage job? What do you have him for? While waiting for Mac he's already acquired a villa in France and a company of the best assassins to do the dirty job for him, not to talk about how ripped he is now. He's talented.

[Macros]

here. caught up.


Dolmen likes to live life o the edge, he's allergic to mushrooms but eats them anyway. But these mushrooms are just fantastic, magical almost, he found them in a field and it SOOOOO happy right now that he doesn't care that a big pile of quantum space is hurtling towards him. at a lethal rate.
Messremb really loves Tatts purple penetrator so much. he loves it to death, and it loves him back just as much.
Nom looks on gloating as the two fools kill themselves, he hurls Siergjies severed head into the air and lets cry a roar of victory.


Nom shoots air, is not attacked - Survives

Mess and Dol shoot themselves and die.


NOM IS VICTORIOUS

[Macros]

was going to try draw my favourite death (death by santa claus)
but.. im very tired

[Itwæs Nom]

[Dolmen 2.0]

Nice win Nom!