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WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?

#41 User is offline   Abyss 

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Posted 01 November 2016 - 06:21 PM

You forgot the accidental summoning of Nyarlathotep, that thing with the cybergenetic sex zombies, and the llama-filtered vodka smoothies, but otherwise yes, pretty much what happened.
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Posted 01 November 2016 - 08:35 PM

Hey, I've got a question, if anyone would be so kind...WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?
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Posted 01 November 2016 - 09:00 PM

View Postworry, on 01 November 2016 - 08:35 PM, said:

Hey, I've got a question, if anyone would be so kind...WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?

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#44 User is offline   Primateus 

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Posted 02 November 2016 - 04:54 PM

View Postamphibian, on 31 October 2016 - 06:41 PM, said:

Oh wow. That's not a good place to be in for Mal to use those words, but he's allowed to self-referent since it's him.


It is absolutely not! My "crazy pills" made me want to kill myself. So a cavalier attitude towards medication for either depression or mental instabilities is decidedly unhealthy, various social stigmas notwithstanding.
Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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Posted 02 November 2016 - 05:03 PM

View Postworry, on 01 November 2016 - 08:35 PM, said:

Hey, I've got a question, if anyone would be so kind...WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?


This week I believe it is Nosferatu.

Next week If I am reading the calendar right is little red ridding hood? That can't be right...

Flips pages. Nope first full week of Nov is Little Red Ridding Hood...aka "Red Hoody".

Seriously who is making the in charge of the in charge calender? Oh Rodeo.. Well that seems kind of dumb. He gets into fights with crows and loses...sigh.. Fine.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!

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Posted 02 November 2016 - 05:05 PM

If I donate a dollar to the sites paypal could I be in charge for a day?
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Posted 02 November 2016 - 05:08 PM

I thought we were an autonomous collective!
Tatts early in SH game: Hmm, so if I'm liberal I should have voted Nein to make sure I'm president? I'm not that selfish

Tatts later in SAME game: I'm going to be a corrupt official. I have turned from my liberal ways, and now will vote against the pesky liberals. Viva la Fascism.
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Posted 02 November 2016 - 05:39 PM

View PostNevyn, on 02 November 2016 - 05:08 PM, said:

I thought we were an autonomous collective!


Muhahahaha :) :p no. Tyrants...
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Posted 02 November 2016 - 05:47 PM

View PostVengeance, on 02 November 2016 - 05:39 PM, said:

View PostNevyn, on 02 November 2016 - 05:08 PM, said:

I thought we were an autonomous collective!


Muhahahaha :) :p no. Tyrants...


Besides, it's not far from autonomous collective to autonomous robotic lifeform porn. And I suspect that too many of our individual childhoods have been ruined enough already, so we can't have that!
Screw you all, and have a nice day!

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Posted 02 November 2016 - 05:57 PM

View PostApt, on 02 November 2016 - 05:05 PM, said:

If I donate a dollar to the sites paypal could I be in charge for a day?


Sure. But you have to talk to Rodeo about the schedule.

From a quick glance I see an opening in december of 2019
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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Posted 02 November 2016 - 06:17 PM

You do realize this will come back to haunt you in December 2019, right?

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Posted 02 November 2016 - 06:55 PM

View PostApt, on 02 November 2016 - 06:17 PM, said:

You do realize this will come back to haunt you in December 2019, right?

Spoiler


They're counting on a gamma-ray burst/asteroid strike/global EMP before that time.
And if they weren't, they are now.
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Posted 02 November 2016 - 07:11 PM

View PostApt, on 02 November 2016 - 06:17 PM, said:

You do realize this will come back to haunt you in December 2019, right?

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Rodeo is the one who is running the schedule. I figure that the crows will have eaten him by 2019. :)

Thanks for the donation. I just need 19 more to get Batman:Origins used off of Amazon. Err It will go toward the upkeep of the site.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!

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Posted 02 November 2016 - 07:21 PM

This place is kept up?
Yesterday, upon the stair, I saw a man who wasn't there. He wasn't there again today. Oh, how I wish he'd go away.
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Posted 02 November 2016 - 08:05 PM

We clean the cat fur out every other week...
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
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Posted 03 November 2016 - 04:28 AM

View PostApt, on 17 October 2016 - 11:23 AM, said:

Y

A ) You're a part of the forums legacy and, like the drunk uncle at the kids birthday part, we put up with you because we're fond of the olden days.



coulkdnt agree more with this.

I barely have the time to browse this forum these days (let alone play a game of mafia) but your posts deliver on the entertainment level.

View PostGorefest, on 02 November 2016 - 07:21 PM, said:

This place is kept up?



There is some upkeep though I've been assured the site more or less pays for itself as most of the costs involved have to do with the fact the server we`re using belongs to one of the mods.

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Posted 03 November 2016 - 05:04 AM

Those things are being taken care of. Nobody needs to worry.
How many fucking people do I have to hammer in order to get that across.
Hinter - Vengy - DIE. I trusted you you bastard!!!!!!!

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Posted 03 November 2016 - 09:20 AM

View Postworry, on 01 November 2016 - 08:35 PM, said:

Hey, I've got a question, if anyone would be so kind...WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?

I am.
OH THE POWER THE SWEET SWEET DELICIOUS WONDERFUL LO CARB POWERBEHOLD MY GLORIOUS GLORY AND BE AWED AND SHOCKED AND ALSO SEND WHISKEY AND PIE AND BOW DOWN BEFORE ME MWAAAHAHAHAAHAAAHHAAAHHAHAAHEEHEEEwheeeeeehee ahem cough what were we talking about?

View PostVengeance, on 02 November 2016 - 08:05 PM, said:

We clean the cat fur out every other week...


Which reminds me you need to increase the frequency of the litterbox cleaning.

View PostVengeance, on 03 November 2016 - 05:04 AM, said:

Those things are being taken care of. Nobody needs to worry.Those small debits from your bank account are totally unrelated. The missing kidneys too.


FTFY.
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Posted 03 November 2016 - 09:24 AM

View PostAbyss, on 03 November 2016 - 09:20 AM, said:

View Postworry, on 01 November 2016 - 08:35 PM, said:

Hey, I've got a question, if anyone would be so kind...WHO'S IN CHARGE HERE?

I am.
OH THE POWER THE SWEET SWEET DELICIOUS WONDERFUL LO CARB POWERBEHOLD MY GLORIOUS GLORY AND BE AWED AND SHOCKED AND ALSO SEND WHISKEY AND PIE AND BOW DOWN BEFORE ME MWAAAHAHAHAAHAAAHHAAAHHAHAAHEEHEEEwheeeeeehee ahem cough what were we talking about?

View PostVengeance, on 02 November 2016 - 08:05 PM, said:

We clean the cat fur out every other week...


Which reminds me you need to increase the frequency of the litterbox cleaning.

View PostVengeance, on 03 November 2016 - 05:04 AM, said:

Those things are being taken care of. Nobody needs to worry.Those small debits from your bank account are totally unrelated. The missing kidneys too.


FTFY.


I never knew Elder Gods needed kidneys. Always thought it was the heart blood... Oh well TIL
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Posted 03 November 2016 - 04:20 PM

View PostAndorion, on 03 November 2016 - 09:24 AM, said:

I never knew Elder Gods needed kidneys. Always thought it was the heart blood... Oh well TIL


Heart, kidneys... when you drink as much as us they basically become the same thing.

View Postworrywort, on 14 September 2012 - 08:07 PM, said:

I kinda love it when D'rek unleashes her nerd wrath, as I knew she would here. Sorry innocent bystanders, but someone's gotta be the kindling.
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