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#1781 ContrarianMalazanReader

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Posted 15 June 2026 - 05:58 PM

Good job, Cape Verde.

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Posted 18 June 2026 - 07:20 PM

Australia currently winning this world cup, top fans chant
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Posted 19 June 2026 - 08:35 PM

Please please please tell me they did it at the match

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#1784 Tsundoku

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Posted 20 June 2026 - 09:08 AM

No, apparently the word got through to please don't do that.

And USA get through on the strength of an own goal and a pretty clear offside, plus some quite mystifying non-penalties by them. But then again they were the better team for most of the game.
Still, it's pretty clear the USA have "protected" status with the officials. Gianni stuffing his face with Trump's rump.

We got a lot better in the second half but the damage was already done.

Somebody better crush this USA team in the elimination stages. Like, really flog them.

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#1785 Tsundoku

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Posted 26 June 2026 - 04:12 AM

Yet another draw, this time Australia v Paraguay. I can't recall ever seeing this many draws in the group matches. Oh well, gives us 2nd place in group D.

Now I reckon most of the world's AI are overheating trying to run the numbers on who plays whom in the elimination matches and what the odds are. Stupid system, go back to 32.

Oh, and suck it USA. Congrats to Turkiye, going home with a win.

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Posted 26 June 2026 - 06:14 AM

How delicious would it be if Iran somehow meet USA in knock outs and beat them

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#1787 Tsundoku

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Posted 26 June 2026 - 09:34 AM

Macros, on 26 June 2026 - 06:14 AM, said:

How delicious would it be if Iran somehow meet USA in knock outs and beat them

If only.

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Posted 26 June 2026 - 11:11 AM

I did see some Belgian guy, after they drew with Iran post "Well we didn't beat Iran either but at least it didn't cost us $300b" which I thought was pretty funny.

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#1789 Tsundoku

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Posted 27 June 2026 - 03:27 AM

Well done Cabo Verde! :thumbsup:

#1790 Tsundoku

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Posted 29 June 2026 - 11:22 PM

Holy scheisse! Germany lose to Paraguay in a shootout!

I did NOT see that coming. :shock:

Well done Paraguay.

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Posted 30 June 2026 - 04:16 AM

Fucking hell, I hate penalty kicks.

Teams I like always lose if it gets to that point

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Jump Around, on 23 October 2011 - 11:04 AM, said:

And I want to state that Ment has out-weaseled me by far in this game.

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Posted 30 June 2026 - 05:33 AM

Dammit I thk7hht I was in to a good thing with Germwny in the work sweepstake

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#1793 Tsundoku

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Posted 03 July 2026 - 08:56 PM

Mentalist, on 30 June 2026 - 04:16 AM, said:

Fucking hell, I hate penalty kicks.

Teams I like always lose if it gets to that point

I feel you, bro.

Ah well, better luck next time to us hopefully. I think we had one of if not the youngest teams in the tournament, so fingers crossed they will get better.

Our defence was pretty good, but you can't win if you can't score goals, and we just couldn't do that this time round.

Bugger.

Good luck Egypt against Argentina. They'll need it.

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Posted 04 July 2026 - 06:39 AM

Argentina made hard work of that by the scoreline

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#1795 Tsundoku

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Posted 04 July 2026 - 06:45 AM

Cabo Verde nearly pinched it. They have been the story of this WC. Amazing performance.

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Posted 07 July 2026 - 06:21 AM

Delightful by the Belgians.

A very bizarre part of me wanted the birth right citizen Trump campaigned to have play by pressuring Fifa into postponing his ban to score and win the game for USA to cause further uproar against the crooked fuckers.

But this is better

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#1797 Tsundoku

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Posted 07 July 2026 - 07:03 AM

I'm wondering if Trump hasn't already called Gianni to have the result overturned.

But yes, that was so, so very delightful to see.

Now I have a second reason to like Belgium, after chocolate.

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